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Choke on your lasagna.
I'm gonna steal that lamp over there
Oh that is just so you
Tonight -- Yeah you get it
It isn't appropriate
Yes, sire?
Our tattoos are lame
We need to buy some more
Now remove my shoes
And know that you will never play sports again
I think you ruined it
Ah, but I liked it-
You always say that
To me
That I ruin the scenes
Coveting is a sin
Okay
Hey hey hey
I want some of those
Okay dude, go play poke the rock by yourself
Yeahhhh
Hey sing one of those little numbers you sing
Wrote me a new one this morning, sir
Proud are the souls love has driven to sing
'cause love's enough in the end isn't it?
It's great
I know!
I got these new mints that taste like Florida
Taste kind of
Bad though
Hey, come hug me, man!
Don't want to and I gotta take the hand away now
I couldn't take a guess about what that thing is, you know?
I mean was it like a wolf or a stray dog?
'Cause strays act —
Ummm
Actually
I haven't met
any
stray dogs
AUugh! There's bugs in my stomach
because I just drank some of them
I didn't wanna drink it all the way
But then everyone yelled at me to do it
But I didn't wanna do it!
I can't believe he's wearing a glass sweatshirt
I mean, I would never wear that
what, he's unique!
I don't see that
Snouts!
I'm here for it
What's that?
AAAAAAUUUGHHHHHHhhhhhhhh
Help
I think they're on to us
Mm hmm
Umm
Hey, is it cool if I sit here?
It's a wonderful day for
not revealing any secrets to our enemies, isn't it?
You're acting like so evil, dude!
I'm just -
Why yes I WILL buy a new American flag today
I invented tofu
You?
Uh-huh
You ever heard of sticky tape?
Yeah, I know tape
I invented that —
Oop I'll get it
I also invented "movie date night"
It's not a big deal
Okay
Seriously, I mean, how much money can I eat?
You really don't want to eat money
Cause it's not good to eat it
Did you eat real money?
For real?
Yeah
Really?
Loogie of Dust
I am confident
Yeah, that's obvious
Dead Eyes
The ship's haunted
Like your face
Ripper Podunk
I'm buying a cow
Sounds about right
Crinkly Love Stick
Oh no
You're fine
Danger Glands
I found a tack in my flip-flop and now I'm suing
It tracks.
Old Man Tycoon.
Remember speak up
Tonight I'm partying
I have four stork eggs and a pony
You'll love it!
Not joining you
Aux Cord
Are there any snacks?
I think there's some raisins
Prince of Rowrrrr
Enchantée
I will off you
Cold Person
I'm freezing
Give me your blanket
Queen of Sneezing
The neck hurts
Go tell a friend
Domehead
Everybody heard you
Cuz they're supposed to
Shart In The Forest
I love big arteries
Of course you do
Look at all the MILFs
It's like, "what?"
Oh yeah
MILFs huh?
Hooo
See I got the whole collection
I got Manta.
I got Dead Byron
I got Grin Reaper
And Captain Tallulah Ferrino
No kidding
Mmmmmmdork
That's wood
Yep
Cool
They make tables out of wood in some places
Yeah
I want lockjaw for my birthday
No
It's my birthday and it will be
I mean you know
Everything is just like
sitting right over there in his cell phone, and —
Go on
Personal or business?
Let's go with personal
I'm going to go Matt, I don't know her
Oh, okay
Bye you
That was sort of important
Oh, I'm sorry
Yeah, it was important to me
Okay, well, I will... uhhhh
Go talk to myself
Good move
oh okay rude
I gotta scoot a bit because of my scrotum
Do we really have an alien spaceship?
I saw the thing fly
They're real
Please don't read about fornication
If I had my boots on this whole thing woulda gone different
Don't worry about it, ding the bell
He's not ready
He's just a regular human
I bleed... pie
See I should've stopped it right there!
I always do this
It was getting there, right?
I mean, just passable
I got a tear in there
I said "I want taverns built into preschools"
I thought that's what you said
Yeah
I just remembered that I need to go
Oh really, that just happened?
Like it just happened right now?
Mmm hmh
Well, I don't believe that for a minute
I don't either
Donk Salt
Sh'frism
Dank Tissue
I mean everyone's different under their skins
Think about that
I don't want to
Cookie
I am awesome
Oh, you're finished?
Hobbit Juice
Ate a moth again
Something's wrong
Toe Beenz
If anyone has any more questions, I'm over it
Captain Old Cell Phone
A girl injured my heart thing
Mmm
Regret Head
I feel nothing
Gator
There was a hair in my coffee
Wahoo!
Flaw World
I live in the friendzone
Zoned
I've heard that the floor asked for shrubs to be put in the common areas?
Yeah you're right
Nah, we will not let this slide
because like when you do that —
Obviously, we'd you know put in some rocks too
Oh, interesting
All rocks are my friends, I didn't know
Hey, listen
Hey hey
You're really obvious in the red
I think it's kind of too red
Oh really, well you have a regular face?
Point
Do you ever go like this?
It's soft and tender right there
It's goooodd
There's a problem with the Chewbacca role, all right?
They acted like that Chewie ate plants
But then like Chewie could not have plants on Hoth
You should bingo, you see, you both should bingo!
Yo, my a** crack won't itch
No, no no no
No man, nuh-uh
Not hearing that.
If you think about it,
dinosaurs could've been all around this area
Oh yeah
Probably were
Stegorexus, and...
Oh yeah, the Stegalorexus
And probably even like
A Broncalatorum
Surely
Let's do a quick breath check
Okay
Haaaa
Good enough
Wait, pout check
Is this a good pout,
or you need me to do better?
I got a papaya in my jacket, 'kay?
My Slurpee!
I kept stirring the pelt
Just brewing it
I gotta go, how about you?
We'll see, one of my knees is like not being that good
and immediately I have to go to like
Just one of those where they just
No, actually I'm gonna go to the
Where they do the
Where they do the limbo and such moves
Yeahhh
And then I saw that a black bear couldn't kill me, so I'm just
Hey, you have a pen yet?
You dreamt of Dracula you say?
Mmm hmm
Where while we're on this sort of stuff
You heard of the Pied Piper?
Mm-hmm
Well in my dream, Pied Piper had toilet paper
One sheet of the cheap kind
Yes
And he took that and he ripped out
a crème brûlée and a little tiny pepper
Yes
Before he ate a tree
You didn't have that dream
Oh yes I did
Nope, OK, you did not and don't tell me you did.
It's not true.
Mmmhmm
You didn't ever get to dream of the Pied Piper eating a tree
I mean, I -
You're telling me you dreamed that too?
Mm-hmm
I -
Then it wasn't as cool as my dream
Vain Guy
You should see my car
Stank Suit
Check out my frown
It's a jumbled code
Marvelous
The Bees Unwashed Knees
Now it's just Bees Knees.
And can you mention that we changed it?
You just did
Chevy Dude
Penguins
Good point
Sad Euphoria
I'm NOT lonely.
Sounds convincing
Le Tool
Mmmoooowwww
Don't care for Le Tool
Pink Ghost Thing
I got plenty guacamole in the business office!
Now I'm starving
Cardigan of Weird Sin
Cardigan of Weird Sin?
Sorry
I'd be sorry too
Don't look to your right
Well I did!
When I pluck at her fingernails, she tries to move her wrist
So you know, it's sweet.
How many albums you think I got?
Two?
Try 22
OK
[sound of Candy Crush being played]
Ask 7 that, it's 7 right?
I'm sorry?
7's your name? 7?
No, Greg.
Oh, Greg! I'm sorry. Greg
And I said I can't tell you that joke.
Which is it?
Oh! HAAhhahhhahdhghhh
That is funny.
Then you gotta put that down on another really soft
blanket of wheat that grew in The Slumber Forest
It can be hard to find that
And then you drain out the mucus and the bile
And then you drink that and eat the frog head
Oh gross no way
it works a champ just every time
I'm gonna go because you make me a bit scared
Yeah, your aura shows it
My portrait isn't too good, but you can have it
I think you'll like it
Took like three hours, more like four hours to print it out
I refuse it
You should take it right now
Yankee Firewood
He's upset
So?
I'm turning
What? What is this? What are you doing?
I'm turning
Into a werewolf
Werewolves are -
Are what? Not real?
I gotta go
I'm turning!
That's different
Well, she can just take out her sword
Wait, have you been thinking we were gonna do that?
Wait, her sword?
She doesn't get the sword until act three
I mean unless we change it
Change it then
Well, can't her friend die before the dream?
Hey, something's happening over there
Son?
What does a gopher build?
Can you say it?
Who knows?
A really rich doctor said you were a bummer
And I think you don't know algebra
No, we're talking science, bud
The science of what?
Is that a tiger?
One of your friends promised me
I could flick you in your face
Absolutely you may NOT do that.
Hit him in his cringey smirk, for real
Say any cereal name
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
You're like people in the 12th century
Why'd he say it like that?
You're a formulated pickle pauper
He's worse than that, he's a storm cloud
I don't like you dude!
And there's a tiger?
That's it! You two guys sent the tiger!
What? Nooo
Not me
What tiger?
I mean, I mean
That is reprehensible
OK yeah, I am a horrible person
Brad! Brad
I'll report you to Nadine
I just want your leg bones to be okay
I brought the tiger
[tiger roars]
[organ music begins playing]
Really got somebody on the organ now?
Hey man, you're gonna pay for dinner!
you're going to pay!
No! I gotthingstosayghhmmdndhgetoffme!
Your fly is down in 33 photos
And like
You're about to be a problem
I hope you zip it!
["Elven Bodyglove" plays]