- Since I'm wild and crazy,
maybe they're very reserved and boring.
- I hope I'm not going to a hoarder's home.
That's, that will actually bring anxiety to me.
- [Announcer] Before they meet their new families,
Shauna and Nicole have a chance
to look around their new homes.
(door closing)
(lively music)
- Holy crap.
Is this a showroom house?
Do people live here?
Dear god, no one lives here.
It's a joke.
- Oh my goodness.
They've got kids?
Oh my goodness.
These are people that definitely like to entertain.
They obviously drink a lot.
Certainly there's a lot of liquor.
It's just not my thing.
- Do kids live here?
Children do not exist in this house.
There's no toys, there's no way, there's nowhere, oh!
They have a mini piano.
She gets that at least.
- Oh, okay.
This is a little messy for my tastes.
Oh my god, I would have a panic attack.
This would, this would, John, oh my god, John would die.
- Look at this closet.
Heel and toe.
- Holy (beeping)
(scary music)
Oh my god.
This is madness.
This makes me feel like, like, like,
just, like a lot of anxiety, like a little panicked.
I do not know how I am going to live here.
- [Announcer] Nicole and Shauna have each written
a manual to guide the new wife
with the running of their home.
- "Our house is very happy, loving, and organized home."
Organized, very organized.
- "My name is Nicole and my husband is Brandon
"and he is a riot.
"We are known as the party house.
"We always have the food, the alcohol, the wine.
"We also love to blast our music
"and have had the cops called
"on us eight times this past year."
Oh boy.
- "The main thing that drives me crazy
"about John is how clean everything has to be at all times,
"so I work very hard to keep it up to his standards."
He's the one?
I thought it was her.
It's him.
I'm so screwed.
- "I hate chores and I don't clean." (laughing)
John is gonna die.
- "Schedules are important to us."
Of course they are.
- "Neither of us believe in overly controlling
"when it comes to raising our son.
"We want him to have fun and embrace life
"and when you control your kids too much, you kill that."
I don't necessarily agree with that.
I think that children need structure.
- "John works full-time and is the main breadwinner.
"I became a stay-at-home mom and left my career
"after having our kids."
I'm just like you.
No, I'm not. (chuckling)
- [Announcer] It's now time for the wives
to meet their new husbands and families.
- [John] Come here.
- Hi! - Hi.
- How are you? - They're so cute.
- We got these for you, welcome.
- Thank you so much.
- Welcome to our home.
- It's so clean.
- Can you say hi? - Where's all
your toys, girls?
- Everything's got a place.
- [Shauna] (gasping) Are you Gio?
- Here you go, new mommy.
(laughing)
- Can I have a hug? - Give a hug, Giovanni.
- Oh my goodness.
- I'm sorry, I meant, hi, I'm Shauna.
- Hi, I'm Brandon,
nice to meet you. - I give hugs.
- Me too. - Wanting to meet you.
Oh my god, I'm shaking, this is so sweet.
- Is Daddy a neat freak?
- [John] Yeah.
- Does he want everything clean all the time?
- [John] Ah, yes.
- Are you gonna help me clean.
- Nobody's talking, so I'm gonna put the girls down
for a little nap and then I'll be back down
and we can clean.
- This is gonna be, mm, I am horrible,
I'll actually create more dust cleaning
than I will not cleaning, so there's that.
- We're actually having a cookout tonight.
- Oh, stop!
- So it's gonna be like a Mexican onesie themed cookout.
- Oh my god. (laughing) - Yes.
- Clearly, we live our lives differently.
- So, you know what we should do is
the pre-cook dinner shot.
- Oh my god.
I haven't done shots since college,
especially on a Tuesday during the day.
I don't want to be a part of that.
- So, I love tequila and so does my wife.
- Oh my god, tequila is the one thing,
I will regurgitate it.
Stop.
I don't want to take a shot, especially during the day,
but I'm living by Nicole's rules, so I will absolutely try.
I think I'm gonna be sick.