>> STEPHEN: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN ACTOR, WRITER, AND DIRECTOR YOU
KNOW FROM "KNOCKED UP", "THE INTERVIEW" AND "THIS IS THE
END."
PLEASE WELCOME SETH ROGEN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> HI, GUYS!
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU, GLAD TO HAVE YOU ON AGAIN.
>> GREAT TO BE HERE, THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: I LIKE THAT TIE.
THANK YOU, IT'S A COOL TIE.
>> Stephen: IT'S A COOL SNAKE SKIN TIE.
>> IT'S COOLER THAN I AM.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE PRETTY COOL.
>> THANK YOU.
I FEEL FANTASTIC.
THAT WAS A GREAT BOOST FOR MY EGO.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) FINALLY.
>> Stephen: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT, YOU KNOW, YOU AND THE
MOVIES AND YOUR PROJECT, THE SECOND SEASON OF "PREACHER" THAT
YOU ARE PRODUCING AND CO-WROTE.
BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA FOR A SECOND.
>> LET'S DO IT.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A FAIRLY MAJOR PRESENCE ON SOCIAL MEDIA
AND MADE FRIENDS WITH SOMEBODY ON SOCIAL MEDIA THAT SURPRISED
ME.
>> WHAT'S AMAZING WITH SOCIAL MEDIA IS IF SOMEONE FOLLOWS YOU
ON TWITTER AND YOU FOLLOW THEM, YOU CAN COMMUNICATE DIRECTLY
WITH THEM THROUGH DIRECT MESSAGING.
>> Stephen: IF YOU'RE BOTH ON TWITTER.
>> YEAH, AND YOU FOLLOW UP EACH OTHER, YOU CAN OPEN UP A PRIVATE
CONVERSATION, AS IT WERE, AND I FOUND OUT DONALD J. TRUMP
FOLLOWED ME.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
YES.
AND I FOLLOWED -- AND I THEN FOLLOWED HIM TO TRY TO OPEN A
LINE OF COMMUNICATION.
>> Stephen: SURE, OF COURSE.
WITH THE SON OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WHICH IS A
PRETTY COOL THING TO TRY TO DO, I THOUGHT.
>> Stephen: I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF ART CARDS HERE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU TWEETED THIS TO HIM FIRST.
WOULD YOU MIND READING IT?
>> I SAID, YO, DONALD TRUMP, JR., I NOTICE YOU FOLLOW ME ON
TWITTER, PLEASE ASK YOUR DAD TO RESIGN BEFORE HE DESTROYS THE
PLANET.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
ASSUMING HE WOULD DO IT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YEAH.
WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING, I WAVED, HOPING HE WOULD LET ME IN.
>> Stephen: SURE.
NO RESPONSE?
>> HE'SED ME ON THAT ONE, WHICH WAS SHOCKING.
I TRIED TO BE POLITE.
>> Stephen: YOU SAID, THANKS, DUDE.
>> I SAID THANKS, DUDE.
>> Stephen: THIS IS THE PART I LOVE.
BECAUSE YOU SAID BECAUSE YOU BOTH FOLLOW, YOU CAN DIRECT
MESSAGE, YOU DIRECT MESSAGED HIM.
>> I DID.
>> Stephen: THIS IS A MESSAGE THAT UP UNTIL THIS MOMENT ONLY
HE HAS RECEIVED.
>> I THINK SO, YEAH.
I SAID, HEY, MAN, IT'S SETH.
YOUR FATHER IS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR MEDIA, COLLUDE WITH RUSSIA
AND DESTROY OUR ENVIRONMENT.
IT WOULD BE SUPER COOL FOR YOU TO SAY, YO, DAD, WHY DON'T YOU
STOP ALL THIS AND JUST GO BACK TO BEING A GUY ON TV?
THE MAJORITY OF THE WORLD WOULD BE PRETTY PSYCHED, THANKS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOTHING.
>> Stephen: NO RESPONSE?
NO RESPONSE WHATSOEVER.
WHICH, AGAIN, I THOUGHT I WAS PRETTY POLITE AND MEASURED AND
NO RESPONSE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.
>> Stephen: WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THIS, I CHECKED OUT MY TWITTER
FEED AND TURNS OUT HE FOLLOWS ME, TOO.
SO I WANTED TO D.M. HIM.
>> WE COULD DOUBLE TEAM HIS ASS, YEAH, MAN.
>> Stephen: OR JUST REACH OUT.
GET IN ON THIS.
>> Stephen: I THOUGHT I WOULD SEND HIM THIS.
I'M GOING TO SEND HIM, "SUP?
HANG WITH @SETH ROGEN, WHY DON'T YOU RETURN HIS D.M.s?
HOW ABOUT WE ALL CHILL TOGETHER AND BURN ONE, DON'T TELL@JAMES
FRANCO.
VERY JEALOUS ."
THERE YOU GO, THAT'S OFF TO THE PRESIDENT'S SON RIGHT THERE.
>> I CONSIDER IT ANOTHER DIRECT MESSAGE AS WELL CONFIRMING TO
HIM -- >> Stephen: SAYING WE'RE
TOGETHER.
WHAT COLBERT SAID IS TRUE.
>> WE'RE COMING, HEAR MY MESSAGE.
I SENT HIM A THIRD ONE LATE ONE NIGHT STARTS WITH, HEY, MAN,
DON'T MEAN TO COME ACROSS LIKE A WEIRDO OR ANYTHING --
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THAT'S A TERRIBLE
BEGINNING.
>> I'M CREEPING ON HIM LIKE SOMEBODY WHO'S BLOCKING ME ON
TINDER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
DON'T MEAN TO COME ACROSS LIKE A WEIRDO, JUST REALIZED I COULD
MESSAGE YOU AND THOUGHT I WOULD.
MAYBE ASK YOUR DAD TO INVESTIGATE IF HIS CAMPAIGN IS
IN TALKS WITH RUSSIA.
THIS WAS BEFORE THE FLYNN THING.
MAYBE HAVE SOMEBODY LOOK INTO FLYNN'S TIES TO RUSSIA.
MAYBE ASK HIM TO GO HACK TO HOSTING GAME SHOWS.
HE WOULD PREFER THAT.
THEN I SENT ANOTHER ONE, HEY, DUDE, CHECKING IN.
SEEING WHAT'S UP.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I THINK YOU SEE THESE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: HOW COULD HE NOT.
IF NOT, MY FRIEND STEVE IS GETTING IN ON THIS.
CHECK IT OUT.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
IT'S @STEPHEN AT HOME, ASK YOUR DAD TO QUIT, PLEASE.
>> Stephen: THANKS FOR THE SOLID.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: IT'S DONE.
YEAH.
THAT'S DONE POLITELY, IT'S DONE WITH LOVE.
>> IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, WHAT WILL?
>> Stephen: VOTING?
OH, NO.
>> Stephen: WE TRIED THAT ONE.
YOU ACTUALLY GET A FAIR AMOUNT OF HEAT YOURSELF.
YOU'RE A BIT OF A SCAPEGOAT FOR PEOPLE WHO DO LIKE THE
PRESIDENT, THEY TOLD YOU TO GO BACK TO CANADA BECAUSE, SPOILER
ALERT, YOU'RE FROM VANCOUVER.
>> I'M FROM VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT BLOWING THIS POPSICLE
STAND AND GO BACK NORTH?
>> NOT YET.
OUR PRIME MINISTER IS THE MOST -- HE'S AVAILABLE.
I CALL TRUMP STUMP.
THAT'S A FUNNY.
I THINK HIS BIGGEST SUPPORTERS WOULD RATHER BANG THE PRIME
MINISTER OF CANADA THAN HIM EVEN, I WOULD IMAGINE, IF GIVEN
THE CHOICE.
I WOULD.
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT?
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE JUST LOOKING FOR A GUY TO MAKE 'EM LAUGH.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
THAT'S WHY THEY WOULD BOTH CHOOSE ME.
BUT THEY'RE LEGALIZING WEED THE NEXT YEAR IN CANADA, WHICH IS
GREAT.
>> Stephen: IN VANCOUVER, I HAVE BEEN TO VANCOUVER, YOU
CAN'T SAY IT'S NOT LEGAL THERE.
>> IT'S LEGAL IN VANCOUVER.
>> Stephen: ON CAMERA, PEOPLE WERE TRYING TO THROW WEED AT ME.
NOTHING HAPPENED TO THEM.
>> SOUNDS FANTASTIC.
YEAH, I'M FROM THERE.
YEAH, THAT'S WHY I'M LIKE THIS.
>> Stephen: BEAUTIFUL CITY.
NO, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CITY.
BUT I'M HERE TO STAY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, UNFORTUNATELY.
>> Stephen: WE LIKE IT.
I HOPE YOU WILL STAY.
>> STEPHEN: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE SETH ROGEN.