My turn!
(whooshing)
- [Dad] Whoo!
That was a good throw!
My turn!
- [Mom] Ohhh...
- [Dad] Oh!
You okay?
Yeah.
- [Dad] Holy cow!
You are tough!
Welcome to another
best day ever! Best day ever!
What are we gonna do today?
We're gonna go swimming!
Yeah, we're going to the lake.
We have these cool back roads
that we take to the lake,
so we never have to go on any main roads,
so we can take the motorcycle.
I'm gonna turn on.
(motorcycle engine starting)
Yaaay!!!
(motorcycle rumbing)
(rhythmic music)
We're here!
Right there?
Come on!
- [Dad] Hey!
Why are you wearing boots?
Those your swimming boots?
Nope.
- [Dad] Yeah, get those off.
You don't wanna swim with boots on!
Whoo!
(explosion)
I threw them very fast.
Nice job.
(brakes squealing)
I don't want to slam this here.
- [Dad] Run down the hill like Adley!
- [Mom] Step.
Big step.
- [Dad] Come on!
- [Mom] Oh, good job.
- [Dad] Oh, look how careful he's being.
Oh...
Wow!
Good job, buddy.
Then you just grind the door, like this.
It's like a skateboard trick.
- [Mom] Look out!
Pick it up like this.
And that's how you get a long board,
uh, surf, uh.
That's how you get a paddleboard
off the car.
(water splashing)
Whoo!
Go time!
Paddling,
paddling.
Whoa, whoa!
We fell.
Step one to having fun.
Get in the water.
Check.
Try myself. Okay, let's see you paddle.
Come around.
Paddle!
Paddle, Adley!
Hold on to the boat!
Whoa, the paddle's up!
The boat's coming!
(child screaming)
Whoa! The paddle!
I got it, Adley!
Oh!
Careful, girls.
Oh, no!
Oh...
Oh no, gonna attack!
(screaming)
Quick, get back on, he's coming!
He's got you!
He's coming!
(child screams)
- [Dad] One, two, three!
(splash)
Good job, girls!
One, two, three!
(splash)
- [Dad] I saw you water skiing, how is that?
It's good.
I've never, ever water skied,
and we're going to a water ski lake.
Cute pink life jacket, buddy.
- [Mom] Hey!
- [Dad] I like that. Style points!
(laughing)
Go!
- [Dad] Oh, yeah!
You guys gonna go paddle boarding?
Yup!
- [Dad] Oh no, it's a pirate!
Yeah!
Good job!
Battle!
He's getting you!
(Dad singing "Jaws" theme)
Hi!
Hello!
- [Dad] He's just relaxing!
Come on!
You can do it! Walk!
Whoa!
Bear overboard!
I got you!
Hey?
Mama!
- [Dad] Back to the board!
Come on!
Mama!
- [Dad] Save him!
(laughing)
I fell in the water.
Yeah?
And Dad got me.
- [Dad] Run, run, run!
Cold! Get a towel!
Go! Get a towel!
Is she gonna make it?
She's not gonna make it!
Keep going!
(panting)
Take your floaties off.
Help me.
Okay.
Ah, there you go, bud.
I want this towel.
Daddy!
What?
Those feet are dirty!
Let's go!
Hi, bud!
Hey.
Did you have fun?
Hey.
You fixed it?
- [Mom] No grass on her feet.
- [Dad] Oh, good.
Hey, what are you doing?
We're putting our magic carpets down,
so we can go down the slide.
- [Dad] You guys have magic carpets?!
Yes, to go down the slide!
Whee!
(Dad laughing)
- [Dad] A magic carpet.
Look at this.
This makes no sense at all.
I don't understand.
Safety.
This playground is designed
for children 2-5 or 5-12 years old.
What?
I don't know.
Uh...
Hi!
- [Dad] Hi!
Ow! Don't punch my face!
- [Dad] What?
What are you guys doing?
I'm a shark,
and I'm playing with [Inaudible]
- [Dad] You're the shark?
And what are you?
I'm a mermaid.
- [Dad] Okay.
Careful, mermaid,
there's sharks in this water.
Whee!
- [Dad] Ah! The mermaid's in the waves!
Watch out, there's sharks over here!
Oh no!
A shark!
Ahh!
Oh no!
Swim away, mermaid!
There's a shark!
Who is that?
Kevin.
Kevin!!!!
- [Dad] Whassup?!
Look at this!
This is gonna be so cool!
Nico, you're gonna ride your bike through there.
It's gonna be so fun.
In that?
Yeah, you can ride your bike through there.
Whassup, Kevin?
Kevin!!!!
- [Dad] Can you show us the boat?
Let's go check it out. - [Dad] Let's do it.
So...
- [Mom] Oh, my god! - [Kevin] Have you heard-
- [Dad] Oh, look how awesome that is!
Look at this boat!
This boat's from, like, the 50's.
- [Dad] Oh, my gosh.
UT McBride, 2010!
Holy cow!
The little things!
- [Child] What's that?
- [Dad] Holy cow, cool!
Abley, this is your sandbox!
(gasps)
Space station game?!
Look at how rad that is!
I like it, it looks rustic.
Like it's been on there for years and years.
Put your key in.
(engine roaring) Yeah, just like that.
Oh, good job.
Now try to drive.
- [Dad] Where are we going, Captain Abley?
Nowhere!
(laughing)
- [Dad] Wow!
So, this is all gonna be a sandbox, that's amazing.
So, talk to your audio guys,
we're gonna put speakers in here.
- [Dad] That work!
That will run off of-
- [Dad] Oh, my gosh!
Speakers in the boat,
And speakers out here,
and then we'll just be jammin', hanging out.
This'll be a sand area,
up there'll be grass, bike paths.
There's a holiday!
What up?!
That's awesome.
'Kay, go Abley.
My turn.
(swooshing)
- [Dad] Whoo!
That was a good throw.
My turn.
(whooshing)
(bike horn)
(whooshing)
- [Dad] Wow, it's throwing process.
(whooshing)
Whoo!
If the target was right around here,
Adley would be tearing it up.
My turn!
- [Mom] Oh...
- [Dad] Oh!
You okay?
Yeah.
Holy cow! You are tough!
Do you wanna watch it?
Yeah.
- [Dad] I think the Vlog saw.
Should we look?
Yeah.
Oh!
All right.
About to destroy Jenny.
Whoo!
Destroyed!
Whoo!
- [Man Off-Camera] It's rolling!
- [Dad] Wow!
That's pretty good, Adley! - [Mom] That's good, Adley.
(gasp) Who is awake?!
- [Dad] Good morning!
Good morning, babe!
- [Dad] Aw, it's all yellow again.
Hold on.
Fixed it.
We got a new camera,
so I can see the dial thing,
and we're gonna set it up next week
and start using it.
Can you [Inaudible] Go downstairs now?
Yes.
Let's see his new pajamas.
I'm a sucker for bear pajamas, as you can tell.
Bear, bear, bear.
(dad laughing)
- [Mom] All bears.
- [Dad] Hi, Nico bear!
- [Mom] They're orange bear pajamas!
(dad laughing)
They're kids' pajamas!
- [Mom] They're so cute!
- [Dad] They are cute!
Let's go turn on Aladdin!
The new Disney Aladdin, the real one?
Nico hasn't seen it.
You've never seen Aladdin?
He hasn't seen it.
Mom! Mom!
Nico will be scared of Aladdin,
'cause Jafar is super mean.
(evil laugh)
- [Dad] Oh, yeah. Jafar is super mean.
We'll close your eyes at that part.
Oh, shoot.
I'm still in my swimsuit,
so I'm gonna get comfy clothes on, okay?
I got comfy clothes!
(Nico laughing)
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- [Adley] Look what Nico and Dad are doing.
They're playing right now.
Whoa!
[Adley) It's so cute!
Are we so cute?
Baby! Yeah!
- [Adley] I'm gonna film, I'm gonna film.
You're too little, kid.
(mom laughing)
- [Dad] Oh, was your dolly filming?
Yeah.
And I said, she's too little.
I'm the mom.
- [Dad] You're a mom?
Yeah.
I take, babysit the baby.
- [Dad] What's Nico?
Uh, he's the kid, and this is our baby.
You're the kid? What am I?
You're a fox.
A fox??
Yeah, you're trying to, like play with the baby,
but I say no, no, fox.
So, I try and play with the baby,
and you say, no, no, fox?
Yeah.
Got it.
That baby! I wanna play with the baby!
Hey! Fox!
I have the baby!
I'm holding it!
- [Dad] Oh, this baby?
Ah! I want the baby!
You couldn't reach the baby.
- [Dad] Ah! I want the baby, but I can't reach!
'Cause you're too small.
- [Dad] I'm too small!
I'm a small fox!
(laughing)
- [Dad] Are you brushing Mom's teeth?
(laughing)
- [Dad] Hey, what are you doing?
Ah! No!
(laughing)
Don't! Doh!
Don't get the Vlog.
No, no...
Don't get the - ah!
(singing)
- [Dad] Rawr! The fox got you!
(Adley screaming)
No, no, fox!
- [Dad] Oh, okay.
Give that to me.
(mom laughing)
That was the game.
That's what she wanted to play.
You want to play with the baby,
but I say no, no fox.
Takes the hardest way possible, always.
- [Dad] I like it, Nico.
Always going the hard way.
- [Dad] Always go the hard way.
It's more fun.
Hey, where are you going?
Where are you going?
And that's what we do
when we hang out on top of our stairs
for ten minutes.
Let's go watch Aladdin, come on!
Yeah!
- [Dad] You ready?
I think I brought some yummy stuff home.
Some Werther's Originals.
Yuck.
(lauhing)
Some Twix bars.
Yuck.
(laughing)
I'm striking out, here.
Some Skittles?
Yum!
- [Dad] Oh, is that the yum pile?
Yeah, this is-
- [Dad] And that's the yuck pile?
Yeah.
- [Dad] Caramels?
(clock ticking)
Yum.
- [Dad] Grab the yummies, and let's go!
Nico! Do you have snacks?
Oh, that looks so yummy.
I'm putting my water right here.
- [Dad] Okay, that's a good idea.
Here's the good snacks.
Whoop! Careful! Oh!
Oh, he tried to get your drink!
(slurping)
Oh, that's a very fancy way to drink!
Yup!
- [Dad] How do you drink like a princess?
Like this.
(slurping)
(laughing)
- [Dad] How do you drink like a mermaid?
This.
(slurping)
- [Nico] Mama!
- [Dad] How do you drink like a dog?
How do you drink like a robot?
Like this.
(laughing)
- [Dad] How do you drink like Nico?
Nico uses a sippy cup, like this.
- [Dad] How do you drink like Mom?
Mom does this.
(laughing)
- [Dad] How do you drink like Dad?
You go like this.
- [Dad] Yeah?
How's the Vlog Drink?
Like this.
(laughing)
(movie music) I love this part!
Do they have a pirate ship?
I love this part.
Oh, no!
I know this part.
This part is where the-
(beep)
Yay!
(clapping)
Go Aladdin!
♪ Can your friends do this? ♪
- [Dad] ♪ Can your friends do this? ♪
♪ Can your friends do that? ♪
♪ Can your friends do this? ♪
♪ Can your friends do that? ♪
- [Dad] That was a good dance.
You're like the Genie.
Should we tell them what we're gonna be for Hallowe'en?
I am being Jasmine.
And Mommy's, like, um, Rajah.
And Nico's Abu,
and Daddy's Aladdin!
That's true.
Except for, I think,
Mom's gonna be Genie,
and she's gonna put her hair up
on top of her head, like the Genie does.
She's gonna be Jasmine.
- [Dad] Like you?
You're gonna be Jasmine!
♪ Can your friends do this? ♪
- [Dad] Whoo!
♪ Can your friends do that? ♪
Whoa!
Can your friends end the Vlog?
(laughing)
Can your friends do this?
- [Dad] Whoa!
Or can your friends do this?
(Dad laughing)
- [Dad] You're crazy.
All right. Should we end the Vlog?
Never!
- [Dad] Thanks for watching!
Bye!
(rock music)
(movie music)