(weird ululation)
- Shut up!!!
- After ten thousand years, I'm free!
(couple screams)
It's time to conquer Earth!
- You totally ruined my date, you bitch!
- Hahaha!
- (scream)
- This just in. An evil alien witch by the name of Rita is destroying the city
and ruining everyone's day.
- Oh, cool!
- Anthony, do you think you could take out the trash?
- Go away, Dad. We're watching the news.
- Oh, sorry for bothering you.
My bad, dawg.
West Side!
- People are dying and it really sucks balls. (screams)
- HAHAHAHA!
- Ay-yai-yai-yai-yai!
The city is being destroyed!
- Alpha, we need to recruit a group of teens with attitude to defend Earth.
- How about these kids?
(Honey Boo Boo rambling on TV)
- Oh, baby, oh, baby, oh...
- They look like (beep)ing losers. Whatever. Just bring them in.
- (babying voice) Who wants some
pizza rolls?
- Me! Me! Me! Me!
(shwoop!)
- Zordon?!
- Alpha?!
- My pizza rolls!
- Sorry, I teleported those to my mouth. And Alpha, who the (bleep) is this old guy?
- Hey, I'm young and cool. I listen to One Direction, and I like Skoollex.
- (irritated) Dad, come on.
- It's Skrillex, you (bleep) idiot. Anyway, you three will just have to do.
- Wait, you're gonna make us into Power Rangers?!
- Power Rangers don't exist, you
frigging moron. I'm gonna make you Power Animal Rangers!
- What?
- Sounds lame.
- Sounds neat! What do we do first?
- First, you must meditate hard and find your power animal.
Once you find your power animal, you will inherit its abilities and be able to use
its power in battle.
- Whooooa!
- Whoooooa!
- Cool!
My power animal is a rat thing!
- It's a chihuahua, you frigging idiot.
- Whoa, gnarly shirts!
- What the hell are we supposed to do with
these powers?
- How am I supposed to know? I'm just some floating head. Now, get out
there and fight!
(beeping, poof!)
- Do you think they'll defeat Rita?
- Nah, we're totally (bleeped).
- (laughing wickedly, explosions)
Huh?
- Surrender now, Rita, or prepare to be annihilated!
- HAHAHA! It just so happens I have Power Animal
Rangers of my own!
(strange grunting, air whips with each pose)
- I'm a cow, and I can MOOOOOO!
- I'm a rabbit, and I possess the extreme
humping attack! (grunting)
- I'm a cock, and I can (bleeeep).
- Wrong kind of cock, dude!!!
- All right, guys, let's
put our powers to use! Kitty scratching ability! Meow!
- Pig eating attack! Oink!
- Chihuahua ankle fighting attack! Woof!
(imitating animals)
- Frigging bath salts!
- How can you defeat me when I'm fifty stories taaaaall!!
(laughing evilly)
- Quick, Rangers. Call on your Megazord to fight her.
- We have a Megazord?
- Yeah, why
didn't we just use that in the first place and crush everyone?
- Because then
the show would be over in two minutes. Just-- just call your damn Megazord.
- Right!
(cat screeches)
(dog yipping)
(pig squeals)
(chomp)
- Alright, guys, let's do this!
- (cackles) Huh?
- Wait, your pig is supposed to be attached to the Megazord's head, you idiot.
- Oh, God!
Get it off! (rumbling)
- (laughs)
You idiots don't even know
how to use your
Megazords!
- Get your stupid pig off our robot's (bleep)!
- I'm trying!
Just keep shaking, guys!
- What do you think you're doing? You can't
defeat me!
- Yes! We killed Rita!
- Thanks to my (bleep) slapping ability!
- We sure popped a cap in
her ass, right, boys?
(zap!) - Congratulations on saving the city, Power Animal Rangers.
- Thanks for believing in us, Zordon.
- Oh, I never did.
- I did. I always
believed in you, Anthony.
- Oh, what the hell, man? I'm not into robots.
- I'm not a robot.
I'm a midget.
- Well, I'm into that! (laughter)
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in the description below!
- Friggin' furries.
- Thanks for subscribing!
- I'm a midget.
- Dude, seriously, you're creeping me out.