- [Narrator] Who has been the most valuable member
of the Trump team?
Sean Hannity? The My Pillow Guy?
Melania's noise canceling headphones?
Actually, that's a trick question.
The most important person in the Trump administration
isn't one person, it's a couple.
Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, no credentials necessary.
Jared and Ivanka, or Jarvanka,
might've been Washington outsiders
when Trump won the election,
but they've had a world of experience
serving everyday Americans.
Ivanka sold them handbags and Jared evicted them.
Trump knew that Jarvanka was the couple
for the job, any job.
Ivanka became advisor to the president,
an important role in which she was tasked
with advising the president.
Jared, meanwhile, had a bit more on his plate.
- [Reporter] Middle East peace, criminal justice reform,
the opioid crisis, reforming care for veterans,
lead adviser on relations with China, Mexico, Canada,
the Middle East, infrastructure, trade deals,
broadband policy and border wall construction.
- [Narrator] That's right, Jared Kushner was like
a Swiss Army Knife, if all the tools were nail clippers.
Though Jarvanka didn't get off
to the smoothest start in the world.
Ivanka tried to use her new position to hawk jewelry,
while Jared had to redo his financial disclosure forms
more than 40 times.
The president even had to bend the rules
to get Jared and Ivanka their security clearances,
just because of the corrupt deep state FBI
were jealous of all the cool, foreign business contacts
Jared's had over the years.
But despite the odds stacked against them,
Jared and Ivanka took Washington by storm.
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Did they have relevant experience? No.
Where they qualified for their positions? No.
But what did they accomplish? Yes.
They hit the ground running.
Jared got busy solving America's criminal, just, opioid,
Middle Eastern, China, Mex, Canada wall,
and Ivanka toured factories, visited spaceships,
and even performed science stuff.
It's like that old saying, pics and it didn't happen.
But it was on foreign affairs that Jarvanka really scored.
Jared jetted off to Iraq to model the latest
from the Brooks Brothers Forever War Collection.
He heroically preserved US-Saudi Arabia relations
after they had a little oopsie with an American journalist,
and he turned out to be the perfect person
to solve the conflict between Israel and Palestine.
- [Reporter] I want to read you what he said.
"I've been studying this now for three years.
I've read 25 books on it".
- [Narrator] That's right, 25 books.
Kushner had acquired a Goosebumps series worth of knowledge
and he was ready to put it to use.
Meanwhile, Ivanka, she sat in her dad's chair
at a G20 Summit, so that's fun.
Jarvanka did such a good job that in 2020,
President Trump gave Jared his most important job yet,
overseeing the government's response
to the Coronavirus pandemic.
And Jared was ready to claim victory almost immediately.
- I think you'll see by June a lot of the country
should be back to normal.
And the hope is that by July
the country's really rocking again.
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- [Narrator] But there was one issue where Jarvanka
really shined and that issue was themselves.
- [Reporter] And brand new questions today
about Jared Kushner's real estate dealings.
Last summer his property at 666 Fifth Avenue
got a much needed infusion of cash,
but where did it come from?
- China on April 6th, approved Ivanka Trump's patenting
for all of her brands to be sold in China,
the very day that she was having dinner, wining and dining
with the Chinese present at Mar-a-Lago.
- [Reporter] Ivanka, particularly, is making millions
and millions of dollars while she's in office,
that Jared continues to oversee his real estate entities.
So they are profiting.
They're leveraging the presidency
so that they can get richer and richer.
- [Narrator] And to think people say they have nothing
to show for the last four years.
Jared and Ivanka did more for Jared and Ivanka
than any Jared and Ivanka in history.
And when the haters tried to blame Ivanka
for white washing her dad's more controversial policies,
she had the perfect reply.
- If being complicit is wanting to...
Is wanting to be a force for good
and to make a positive impact, then I'm complicit.
- [Narrator] You see, to Ivanka definitions of words
are like tax laws, they're just suggestions.
Where Jarvanka end up after the White House
is anyone's guess.
Will they settle into a beach side resort in Florida,
the family villa in New Jersey, or perhaps an island retreat
off the coast of Manhattan?
Wherever they go they will be taking with them
four years of being in the White House
and saying things and going places
and other government-y things.
Jared and Ivanka, we thank you for your service.
Whatever it was.