- [Host] Hello!
- Hi. - Hi.
- My name's Kristine.
- I'm Jacob.
- [Host] What are you doing here today?
- I'm here to confess to Jacob
about something through a game of telephone.
(whimsical cello music)
- [Host] How old are you two?
- I'm 20.
- I'm gonna turn 20 tomorrow, actually. So 19.
- We both go to University of Washington in Seattle.
I'm studying psychology.
- English. Trying to be a teacher.
- [Host] How do you two know each other?
- Yeah, basically we knew each other for two
or three years on Instagram.
Now, I'm in a studio, so I guess that...
- [Host] All right, let's have you head over to your marks.
(whimsical cello music continues)
- Hi!
- [Group] Hello.
- I'm Kristine.
- [Man] Hi, Kristine.
- [Jacob] Hi! - [Group] Hi!
- What's your name?
- Jacob.
(group talking at once)
- [Host] You ready to play?
- Mm-hmm.
- I know we've only met for one to two weeks in person,
but I really admire how you treat others with kindness,
and I really like your juicy butt. (laughs)
And you're really gorgeous.
Even though I've only done casual,
I feel like something more long-term could be done,
and I want to be more than just friends.
- Wow.
- [Host] You feel like you got it all?
- Which one am I gonna say?
- Okay. Okay.
- I know we've only known each other
for, like, one to two weeks,
but I like your juicy butt
and how you're really kind to people.
And I've only done, like, a casual meet-up,
but I think there could be more.
Yeah. (laughs)
- I know we've only known each other one to two weeks,
but I really your juicy butt
and how kind you are to everyone.
I'd really like to continue seeing you. (laughs)
- All right, then.
I know we've only known each other for one to two weeks,
but I really like you. (laughs)
And I'm...
Sorry. (laughs)
I haven't even said it and I'm crying.
And I'm going to hurt everybody,
but I really like you,
and I think we should go out sometime.
It's what I heard.
- Okay, let's go. Game time, game time, game time. Come on.
- I know we've only known each other for one or two weeks,
but I'm going to hurt everybody because I like you a lot.
- Okay.
I know we've only known each other for one or two weeks,
but I like you more than anyone.
Yeah, you're...
- Oh, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.
Can you say just it one more time?
- One more time? It might be a little different.
(group laughs) - Okay.
- I known we've only known each other for one or two weeks,
but I like you more than anyone.
Aye, bro. - Got it.
- Just keep it rolling.
- We've only known each other for a short time,
but I really want to do you.
(people laugh)
I'm not making anything up, based on what he told me.
- I known we've only known each other for a short time,
but I really want to do you.
- I known we've only known each other for a short time...
- But I really want to do you.
- We've only known each other for a short time,
but I really want to do you.
- I gotta say this in first person?
- [Host] First person. (group laughs)
- Oh my gosh.
I know we've only known each other
for a short amount of time,
but I really want to do you.
That's what she said. That's what I had heard.
That's what I had heard. That's...
Aye, don't shoot the messenger, man.
- [Host] What did you hear?
- I known we've only known each other
for a short amount of time,
but I really want to do you.
(group laughs)
- Do you really want to?
(group laughs)
(dramatic cello music)
Is that really what you said?
- It changed a lot, but... (laughs)
I just wanted to let you know
that even though we've only met
for one to two weeks in person,
I really admire your smile and how you treat other people.
I just wanna let you know that I really like you,
and I can see something more long-term with you.
- Can I hug you?
(group laughs) - Yes.
(group applauds)
Oh my God.
- I feel the same way.
I really have strong feelings towards you.
And I know we just met, really.
But we spend so much time together talking.
- We text back and forth.
We FaceTime each other to, like, 3:00.
- We just went on a picnic, like, couple days ago.
- Kiss her!
- You may kiss the bride.
(group chattering) - No!
You're okay with this? Yes.
- Stop with the...
(group cheers)
- [Host] How you two feeling right now?
- Kinda relieved.
I just needed to get it off of my chest.
I'm happy that you know that I like you now.
- Thank you. Thank you for doing that.
I appreciate it a lot.