Greetings nerdy list aficionados and welcome back to Top 10 nerd the couples the heroes
and the villain the barrel so we’re going to check out some different ones we’re going
to the alternate verse and even more obscure moments hooks ups people passing in the night
you can’t get enough and we can’t stop well more like I can’t stop.
I’m Sasha and these are the Top 10 Superhero Supervillain Couples You Didn’t Know Exist
Part 4.
I as always am excited let’s get started.
Number 10 - Superman x Maxima we have to talk about that cover from this elseworlds story
where superman is making out with Maxima on his wife’s grave after Lois had died because
woman of Kleenex theory and she couldn’t handle his super baby.
This occurred in Armageddon 2001 so what was Armageddon 2001 well it was a 1991 crossover
series that was not well received.
So in this series wave rider was touching people and it created new timelines that’s
the cliff notes edition when he touched superman he initiated this last timeline.
So in this timeline Superman married lois as per use but then she died so Maxima had
her chance in main canon she was an alien of the Almeracians and she wanted to mate
with him cause he was the prime specimen and as the princess of the planet that was her
mission.
It was poorly implemented but this plot could work you’d just have to work real hard that
didn’t happen but instead we have this elsewolrlds story where maxima gets to be clarks rebound
chick with the promise that she wouldn’t die in childbirth.
Why is this here on superheroes and supervillains well in mainverse once rejected maxima goes
full supervillain for a bit cause what’s more appealing than that.
Number 9 - Harley Quinn Green Lantern – This oh so brief liason occurs in the harley’s
little black book series a bunch of zany madcap stories featung Harley doing well whatever
the author wants her too in this one she comes into possession of a red lantern ring and
Hal has to get it back and stop her wild adventures at the end of all this Harley demands a kiss
which Hal is more than happy to give cause it’s hal he doesn’t take much convincing
just point him in the direction of the nearest cave and all his objections will melt like
butter.
However, then Harley grabs his butt and that’s too much for hal he flies off.
I dunno I like Hal but Harley dodged a bullet I mean look at the mess that was him and star
sapphire.His first supervillain hook up, and that one was awkward cause at first carol
didn’t even know she was star sapphire.
Number 8 - Rick Flagg Harley Quinn – Let’s get all our brief moments out of the way first
Rick Flagg member former leader of the suicide squad.
Man crush of Deadshot who has many but rick flagg was one of the first him and Batman
deadshot was obsessed.
Anyway while Rick and Harley were both on the squad modern slang has ruined the word
squad for me Squaad.
Anyway these two end up sharing a kiss and well more than that just full on hook up The
best part of this though is that it’s intercut with zod freaking out and trying to cut into
his own brain using laser vision so you have two very different moods going on.
Steamy hook up on one side of the page kryptonian rage on the other it made me laugh what can
I say.
They treat this as just a hook up but honestly rick flagg wouldn’t be the worst for Harley
of all of her impulsive romanticized hook up decisions so all of them yes that includes
ivy this had the potential to be one of the better ones.
Am I the only one who is seeing her slip back into her co dependent ways with ivy just me
ok.
I’m worried about my baby quinn.
She was sane for a lot of this run by the way cause of the psycho pirate.
Number 7 – Hulk and Umar So umar is dormammu’s sister and during defenders #3 she enchanted
hulk to be her sex slave so this is not consensual but it’s played like a joke by most people.
Rape jokes time and place people.
So these two get it on but apparently the hulk is disappointing and umar proceeds to
lecture him about his lack of prowess even though this sex was so intense it bent reality
even though it only lasted for 6 minutes.
So look sex was something that used to have to be danced around in comics a bit what with
the code and all when people started ignoiring that well lets just say some people don’t
know how to write this stuff in a non juvenile manner people like to say of that’s fanficcy
but as a near lfie long ficcer and shipper I can tell you those people hone their craft
and not only is there more there than smut but the smut there the people have had practice
you watch how they would write these scenes and hold on to your seats y’all couldn’t
handle it instead we have 6 minute jokes.
So this was a thing that happened and it happened again when hulk was in world breaker mode
and this time he lasted three hours so umar was pleased.
Let’s just leave these two alone also as always humour is really subjected so if this
is the height of comedy you do you defenders 3 and "Incredible Hulks" #633.
Number 6 - Barry Allen and The reverse Flash so there have been many reverse flashs Thawne
Solomon Daniel west but today we’re looking at someone who was thought to be the new reverse
flash for a bit in the rebirth arc.
She was wally’s girlfriend because iris who love is dead.
She would turn out to be the negative flash laying claim to the negative speed force Now
she was not the reverse flash but listen if you weren’t there you have no idea how hard
articles baited that she was the reverse flash it was all barry allen and the reverse flash
le gasp.
I would have read that though and with any of them to be honest I’m just thirsty and
open to possibilities.
I put this here to ask you a question do you read articles like this as comics are coming
out and do you wish the things in them were accurate.
Like I did for this one a lot.
Maybe she can still turn evil flashs have that problem with people in his life remember
when zoom was wally’s ally and friend only to figure out he was the reverse flash and
cause his wife linda to miscarry their twins I remember.
Number 5 - Ravager Tim Drake So Rose Wilson is one of those characters who is slotted
onto whatever teen titans team you need her on depending upon the timeline you’re in
which is how she can be a contemporary of both dick and tim and be same age as both
of them seriously age in comics is such a sliding scale you go to bed 28 and wake up
22.
Anyway Rose tried to jump Tim though potentially after drinking so questionable.
Tim like with many women in his life is like has to be like what are you doing.
And he has to handcuff her to get her off.
And then kid devil walks in so this was here cause ravage was a villain at the start but
it’s admittedly a fast turnaround.
Number 4 - Poison Ivy Harvey Dent – So this occurred in batman the animated series and
in it Pamela isley who we all know is poison ivy was dating Harvey dent in an elaborate
revenge plot for some land he had developed which had rendered a rare species of rose
nearly extinct.
She went so far as getting engaged to him she was very committed.
And she also tried to take out bruce wayne, but well batman figures it out.
So she is revealed as poison ivy and ends up in the very prison that was developed on
the land that set her off.
Harvey dent would later become two face and have a contentious relationship with ivy going
forward.
Deserved.
Number 3 - Iceman and Daken – And I’m ready for everybody to yell about how you
say his name even though at a con they said it was daken.
So Iceman and Daken have one of those flirtatious oh we’re fighting I could break every bone
in your body and by that he means freeze they even have one of those dance scenes where
he starts to freeze him as they dance.
And they fully did hook up what’s going on with daken’s affiliation well no ones
ever sure but he’s villainous more often than not.
Iceman is having a thing with pyro now cause fire and ice no writer can resist.
Number 2 Roy Harper and Cheshire, so this is a classic villain hero hook up from roy’s
dark period after the drug addiction and his falling out with ollie as a result and he
ended up Jade and these two would actually have a daughter lian harper whom jade would
leave with roy as she felt she would have a better life with him than with her.
It was a bond that kept them at least cordial and it was torn apart by cry for justice mostly
as a shock value death so roy could relapse on drugs and have sad our daughter is dead
sex with chesire.
Fun times.
Some people know about this one but we’ll see if they bring it back to the foreground
maybe they already have ooooh.
Number 1 - Batman/ Joker – yes this one is finally going on here and not the obvious
love that joker has for batman twisted as it is no we have to go to the alternate universe
created by flashpoint after Barry Allen goes back in time to try to save his mom he does
and jacks up the timeline now Bruce was the one who died in crime alley and his parents
had two very different reaction his father became batman and his mother became the joker,
but there’s still a love there so much so that that Thomas goes to tell Martha that
their son is alive in another universe but when she learns their son is batman it’s
too much and she flees plunging to her death.
Depressing.
So those were ten more superhero supervillain couples I don’t know about you but everyone
is hooking up with everyone trust no one.
I’m sasha…