[ DOORBELL ] >> DID SOMEBODY ORDER AN EXTRA
LARGE SAUSAGE? >> YEAH, WE SURE DID.
>> IS IT NICE AND HOT? >> IT SURE IS.
BUT THAT WILL BE TEN BUCKS, LADIES.
>> AW, BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
>> YEAH, IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY WE CAN PAY FOR ALL THAT SAUSAGE?
>> YEAH, WE'LL DO ANYTHING. >> WELL, I MEAN, I GUESS THERE
IS ONE THING YOU COULD DO. >> OH.
♪♪♪ >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE
NOT MAKING NO MONEY. IT DON'T MAKE NO DAMN SENSE.
I MEAN, WE GETTING ORDERS. >> HEY, AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
>> SORRY, SIR, I'M BEAT. I DON'T THINK I CAN DO ANY
DELIVERIES TODAY. >> I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU
GO. >> WHAT?
YOU'RE FIRING ME? BUT WHY?
>> 'CAUSE YOU ARE TERRIBLE. EVERY DELIVERY TAKES YOU, LIKE,
AN HOUR. AND THEN YOU NEED A NAP.
AND THEN, MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU HAVEN'T BROUGHT BACK A DIME YET.
>> THAT'S NOT MY FAULT, SIR. I GOT A LOT OF CUSTOMERS THAT
DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. >> THIS AIN'T NO CHARITY.
THIS IS A BUSINESS, ALL RIGHT? DID YOU BRING THE PIZZA BACK?
>> WELL, NO, THE LAST TIME I BROUGHT IT BACK YOU GOT MAD AT
ME, MAN. >> BUT THAT'S BECAUSE IT HAD A
GIANT HOLE CUT OUT THE MIDDLE OF IT.
IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEBODY STUCK THEIR WHOLE ARM IN THE DAMN
THING. I CAN'T RESALE THAT.
>> WHERE'S THE PIZZA? >> WHY, I JUST ATE IT MYSELF.
>> NO, SIR. OH, GOD, SIR, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T
EAT THAT PIE. >> I CAN'T AFFORD TO WASTE NO
FOOD. I'M BROKE THANKS TO YOU.
AND THERE WEREN'T NO SAUSAGE ON IT.
>> WELL, THERE WAS. [ PHONE RINGING ]
>> OH, HEY, OKAY. >> YEAH, BIG WILLIE PIZZA, HOME
OF THE GREAT BIG WILLIES. CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
>> OKAY, MA'AM, YOU WANT ANOTHER EXTRA LARGE SAUSAGE FOR YOU AND
YOUR SISTER TO SHARE. OKAY, ANYTHING ELSE?
OH, WELL ACTUALLY, HE'S BEING FIRED RIGHT NOW.
BUT -- HELLO? HELLO?
THAT'S YOU AT THAT BUS STATION BATHROOM.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING TO MAKE SOME QUICK
CASH. SO I GAVE YOU THIS JOB.
BUT IT JUST AIN'T WORKING OUT. >> YOU GOT TO GIVE ME ANOTHER
CHANCE, MAN. I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LOVE
THIS JOB. >> OH, DO YOU?
BECAUSE YOU DON'T ACT LIKE IT. I MEAN, DID YOU EVEN SHOWER
TODAY? >> WELL, YEAH, WHY?
>> 'CAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE SHELLFISH AND KARATE CLASS?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. BUT YOU ARE RIPE.
[ PHONE RINGING ] HANG ON A SECOND.
BIG WILLIE PIZZA. WE COME WHERE YOU ASK.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU WANT A NICE BIG MEATY SUB
FOR YOUR BACHELORETTE PARTY? OKAY, WE CAN DO THAT.
IN FACT, I WILL PERSONALLY BRING IT MYSELF.
HELLO? HELLO?
MAN, WE ARE LOSING BUSINESS BECAUSE OF THESE DAMN PHONES.
>> SIR, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING I CAN DO TO KEEP THIS
JOB. I'LL DO ANYTHING.
>> ANYTHING? >> HUH?
>> DID YOU JUST SAY YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO KEEP THIS JOB?
>> YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS. ♪♪♪
>> WELL, THERE IS ONE THING YOU CAN DO FOR ME?
>> WAIT A SECOND, SIR, IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX, I'M GOING TO
NEED LIKE AN HOUR AND A NAP. >> HAVE SEX?
WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE PLACE
WHERE I TRADE SEX FOR PIZZA, MAN.
>> WHAT? >> MAN, I JUST WANTED YOU TO
SHOOT MY FATHER-IN-LAW FOR ME. >> THANK GOD.
>> SO IS THAT WHY YOU NEVER HAVE MY MONEY?
>> WELL, YEAH, BUT I CAN EXPLAIN, MAN.
>> MAN, GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY OFFICE.
NOW, YOU DAMN SICKO. [ PHONE RINGING ]
HELLO, BIG WILLIE'S PIZZA LOOK, LADY, WE AIN'T GOT NO MORE FOOT
LONG SALAMI, ALL RIGHT? HE'S BEEN FIRED.
BUT CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A RESPECTABLE MIDDLE SIZED --
HELLO? HELLO?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS DAMN PHONE?