look like you could use some socks we've got all the best kinds socks for four legs sucks for two
legs why don't you try our brand new padma socks this is one of my favorite pajama would you like
to try it at it's very comfortable wait where are you going you have to play wait come back here
i'm going to call the police that dog saw my socks yes police a dog has stolen my socks and
i need you to get them right now they stole my cashmere officer is on the way in pursuit
we've got a dog that's stolen socks i repeat a dog that has stolen socks
officer papa jake's on scene i've tracked the suspect down to her location
looks like you stole a sock you can run but you can't you have the right to remain silent
you are under arrest you're under arrest for the stealing of one cashmere sock
stop right there stop right there taking the pursuit vehicle you are under arrest
i repeat you are under arrest for stealing a saw stop running you have to stop running
low we gotta run i'm gonna need you to set a
roadblock up i am in heavy pursuit at maximum speed
i'm holding on foot i repeat i'm on foot now
you're under arrest for stealing the sauce where are you going yummy you wanna check this
repeat i have the dog in custody we have the dog in custody i repeat we have the dog in custody
i'm bringing her in you're going away to doggy brizzy yeah that's right i said it doggy prison
as per county jail guidelines you will be wearing the county jail shirt you have your uniform now
you're coming with me to your jail cell you'll have daily dinner and play time and absolutely
no escaping you hear me no escaping come on let me out of here this is ridiculous all i did was take
a sock for real what am i supposed to do with this come on let me out already hmm maybe if i give
him the puppy dog eyes he'll let me go in me luna i am officer papa jake as you know i was
the one that arrested you this is your prison cell you will find inside it a comfortable bed
an area for using the bathroom you have now some toilet paper you will be granted 15 minutes of
play time per day and two visits to the cafeteria for trouch house there will be absolutely no walks
no walks you're kidding me this must be some kind of joke well this is just great i can't believe it
all right well my job's done for the day i've caught myself a thief turns out the pug life
wasn't for her one last thing you get one free call it's the only one so use it wisely all right
enjoy the night enjoy the night i don't have any cashmere this place is wretched i don't even know
what i'm supposed to do there's gotta be a way out of here i can't possibly be stuck in here
forever there's got to be a way out of here i am an extremely intelligent poke i can definitely
find a way to break out of this prison i broke out of things before i just need to use my big brain
to think of a plan wait that's it i'll wait until lunch time and when they give me my call
i'll call mr foxington he'll know how to break out of here he's one of the smartest dogs i know
oh really could use some lunchtime i'm quite hungry i'm so smart i can lick my own nose i can't
believe i didn't think of this before luna it's officer papa jake here again it is now time for
recreation time this is the best time we have here it's the only time you ever get to have any fun
yeah i know i know i'll give you 15 minutes in the yard but remember if you run into
any other dogs i can't help you out there all right let's go to the yard
this is unacceptable why are you always carrying me like a baby i'm not a baby i'm a grown pug
this is as far as i'll take you remember 15 minutes and you get that free phone call as well
only one though so use it right this is a fake yard it's not even real
and these toys are despicable at least i get that phone call oh none of these toys even intrigue me
i guess i have to look like i'm playing at some point all right time to make the phone call now
there we go just gotta get this thing off i need to remember mr foxington's number right
one two three foxington it's luna can you hear me yes i can hear you coming through quite well yes
i seem to be in a little bit of a pickle you see i was uh put in jail for stealing a cashmere sock
well allegedly stealing look i know you're the smartest dog out there and i'm need some
information on how i might be able to get out of this prison pulling up the prison schematics now
it looks like there might be a way out but the only way is through solitary confinement
you're going to have to get yourself in trouble and get sent to solitary confinement
perfect a weak point that's exactly what i need mr boxington but how to get myself in solitary
confinement they're pretty strict here already but i think i might have an idea i'll wait for
dinner time and make a ruckus that should surely land me in solitary confinement thank you again
mr foxington we will be in touch and if i need you again i will call you on my secret pug phone we'll
get afternoon tea very soon ciao ciao well since i have some time left i might as well have some fun
r2d2 is that you are you real yes luna i am r2d2 totally real that doesn't sound like the r2d2
i know that rode in the galactic voyager with me when we took down the astabinians
on planet nylon uh yes i am real i am totally not a prison snitch that does sound a little
suspicious tell me if you're planning to escape uh no i'm not i think i like it here you know what
i'm going to go play some pac-man time to relax and play some pac-man at least they've got some
good things in here perfect high score let's go luna play time's up hope you made your free
phone call because you're going back to prison oh what are you doing is the time already up
oh come on not picking me up again i'm not a baby this way well at least i figured out my plan
i'm going to escape but first i need to get myself into solitary confinement i just have to wait till
dinner and create enough of a ruckus that they'll put me in there that should be too hard this
prison guard seems very strict although maybe i eat some dinner first i am getting a little hungry
alright luna it is now time for dinner i will be escorting you to the cafeteria there is only one
rule while eating your chow chows you may not eat any of the other prisoners couch house they will
be coming in after you please take yours on the left and do not touch the other food oh of course
i would never i will come get you in 10 minutes all right time to make a ruckus well it seems
pretty simple i'll just eat all the food that should be enough to get the prison guard mad at me
prison food does not smell or taste like homemade food
is this even organic
oh he's totally gonna be mad about this i'm eating out of every ball yeah
luna your time's up for dinner and oh what have you done you've eaten both the food we have
more inmates coming in here oh no luna i told you specifically that you could not eat both
the chouchous and it is very clear to me that you have eaten both these chow chows it looks like you
were going to some place that not many puppies go what an imbecile he's fallen right into my trap
now's my time to escape i'll be free of this prison by nightfall and home for a puppuccino you
are going to puppy solitary confinement it's a bad place luna but unfortunately the law is the law
you