I now make videos in bed and this is the peak of my career. Okay, or maybe the downfall you tell me
Hey guys, what's up?
Hope you all are doing absolutely
Amazing. I hope you're doing great. So today is May 23rd. I turned 17 yesterday surprisingly
I know I don't look like it, but we don't need to talk about that
Okay, and I realized that I am still so young
My opinions on things are probably gonna change by the time I turn
20 or even 30 or even 40 or even 50 and I thought you know, Emma
that's a very insightful thought you are so smart and you are so
powerful
And I thought you know what?
It might be really interesting to document my opinions on things topics in life while I'm at this young and ripe age of 17
So that when I'm older I can look back and see what I thought about things when I was 17
So I went on my favorite social media platform Twitter and I said, hey guys
let me know some stuff that you want to know my opinions on and you guys just
Absolutely went off. So hope you enjoy coz we're in bed
You know what? This is my 17th year of life and I'm not gonna hide this shit anymore
I'm not gonna set up my fucking camera and sit in a chair when I could literally film in my bed
Like I don't know why everyone doesn't do this. This is genius my future husband out there. Hopefully they're
watching this love you cutie
Like this is what its gonna be like to be married to me
I'm kind of hungry right now, but whatever, thoughts on global warming and
You know, I'll die soon enough and like I won't be affected by it so
(screaming fans)
You know what though? I fucking love polar bears and I I'm sad about that like polar bears are really fucking cute
I'd really hop on the back of one of those and just ride that shit around if I could opinion on
Pineapple and pizza, you know what? I don't fucking care
I've never tried it and I bet it's good. I bet it's great. But I also like don't care
Like if it was placed in front of me, and I would 100% eat it. I'm not opposed
But like why would you eat pineapple pizza when you could have like a nice slice of cheese?
I feel like throwing a bunch of shit on pizza just eat cheese pizza and shut up, you know what I mean?
It's like stop being like that. Stop being so something like that youtubers you don't like so number one
I'm putting this in so I can click bait my video as this. Oh wait. No should I do that?
No, I'm not gonna click bait my video with this, you know what my morals aren't all that bad anyway
Because I don't have any youtubers I don't like yet
Comment down below some youtubers that you think I should hate because I haven't really decided
I mean, obviously, you know, we have the basic Jake Paul Logan Paul Lele pons
But I mean like everyone hates those that's just like a default thing that you're born with like you're born hating them
That's not tea
Like we've been knew about that sis you feel me do you know what I just realized that youtubers?
You don't like that's not me sharing my opinion on that. That's it. That's like a question
(Vsauce music)
Whatever I don't care. was the moon landing real that's a question that is not an opin-
That's not something you want my opinion on but I will instead give my opinion on the moon landing moon landing
Amazing big step for Humanity. I appreciate it. I
I personally have no interest in landing on the moon myself
A lot of people are like what am I goals is to like land on the moon one day
I just don't think that that would do anything for me
Same thing with like skydiving like I just have no interest
I enjoy like staying on that like I love having my feet on the ground. I love the feeling of dirt under my feet
I love the feeling of the asphalt on my little toes. I love that but that wasn't what you said
You want my opinion on the moon landing? Do I think it was real? Of course not
(Vsauce music)
But despite who cares whether it was real or not America said it's true and whatever the government says is correct and is right
Conspiracy theories and the Mandela effect, you know what everyone needs to shut up about both? I'm sick of it
I'm sick of it. Oh my god. I have like neighbors like I forget about that sometimes conspiracy
Theories are thing or I think are really interesting and I like looking into them
But it's one of those things that I research on the side and I don't talk about it with others because it's just over discussed
at this point like if I
Let's talk about something fresh
Mandela effect is the one conspiracy theory. Is that even a conspiracy theory? Not really? Maybe ok the Mandela effect
I'm so sick of it. People are just reaching for the Mandela effect
I like when things are kind of like oh only few people know about it, but now everyone knows about it
Just shut up about it. And do your fucking homework Oh Laurel and Yanny. Ah
another thing everyone needs to shut up about people get one thing and they just
Juice it until everyone is just like tell me but for the record I hear, yanny
Comment down below what you hear thoughts on AP classes when I was in high school before I graduated
Big tea right there. Everybody thinks I dropped out of school. I did not actually graduated early
So stop spreading rumors and bullying me. Stop bullying me
I always took a lot of AP and honors classes cuz I was trying to be like some sort of crazy bitch
It was very unhealthy balance it out and don't overdo it or else you'll want to die. Like I did I was very depressed
Premarital sex God and religion thank God you guys have some good topics that will create a lot more traction for my channel
This will hopefully make it so that more people will click premarital sex. You know what I can't even speak on the topic
I'm a fucking vir-
For my younger fans if you are under 12, no sex
Do you know what there's no. Is my cat in my closet. Holy shit. Wait
Oh my god
Kitty, what the fuck?
My cat was limp. Oh my god. I am such a bad person
My cat has been in the closet that entire time. Okay, I'll explain, I can explain myself. I leave my closet open a lot
Oh, hi kitty
My cat likes to just sit in my closet for some reason
Sometimes I'll like not look before I close my closet and he'll just be in there and I won't know about it and like hours
Will pass and he'll just be okay never hours. I am NOT do not call the Humane Society
I literally am like emotionally reliant on him. You cannot take him away from me. My little baby
You literally cannot take him away from me. I will put myself in jail if you like
Okay, whatever. So where were we god? We're about to get really deep right here. Okay. God is not one person
God is not two people but God is three people and it is the Jonas Brothers and I've known it this whole time
Religion
I'm
Your opinion on build-a-bears, you know what this is actually a great question when I was younger I was obsessed with build-a-bear
I wanted to go in there everyday if it was up to me and I ended up collecting probably three of them and you know
What my opinion on build-a-bear is that they're fucking tricking you you go in to build-a-bear and you think that you're gonna use that bear
Everyday, you think you're gonna snuggle with that little bitch. You think you're gonna fucking play around with that little
$90.00 bear. Okay your build-a-bear will be shoved under your bed and you'll never see it again
It's fun to make it. It's fun when you're in there
But once you leave the build-a-bear store the bear means nothing to you. It is just an expensive hobby
Just go over here. Dude. Anybody who like talks shit on these cookies is like lying
Dude, these cookies are good. A lot of people would argue that they're the backbone of our society and I would agree
Have you ever gone to a birthday party and not eaten one of these?
No, have you ever gone to a school related function and not seen these?
No, have you ever gone to a Saint Patrick's Day party and not seen it like no, it's the book. Oh my god
Hey guys back in business. What's your opinion on people who use their phone in the shower? Why do you need to do that?
Well, number one. You can't even use your phone in the shower unless it's waterproof
So you probably have an Otterbox, which don't even get me started on OtterBox's I'm not gonna lie
I did want one when I was in like fifth grade, so I guess I can't like really talk shit on it
What's your thought on used bookstores with creepy old men that own it asking for a friend?
I can guarantee you are not asking for a friend and that you actually do
often
encounter a creepy man who owns a bookstore and what I have to tell you is do you need a summer job because you could
Send him feet pics
For money. Starbucks coffee Starbucks wanna sponsor me money can change any opinion on the Internet and that is fact
But Starbucks coffee tastes like battery fluid. It tastes like acid. It tastes like gasoline and it is not good
But if you live in an area where you can't necessarily find a little coffee shop
Starbucks is all you have aka you live in Delaware or some shit the middle of the state? No one cares about
And you all you have is Starbucks, you know
What is cereal considered soup don't overthink it like that opinion on your XD phase if you had one sadly my XD phase is still
Continuing I still do use the words XD more than I should. I think it's the reason why
Lot of boys.h Don't talk to me. It's not even a joke anymore
It's serious now because it's a part of my vocabulary and when I'm typing quickly
It just slips out. furries, if by the time I'm 30, and I'm not married
I will consider becoming a furry to find companionship fennel/dill very serious topic
I need your opinion on the disgusting herbs immediately. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa disgusting. Let's talk about this sis.Fennel I think I had it in a salad a few times and I don't hate it.
Put it in the right dish and it can change your life eat it by itself. That might be gross. Don't ask me sis
I don't fucking know. Next dill
I'm personally a very big fan of pickles and my favorite kind of pickle is of course a dill pickle. I hate sweet pickles
They're literally eating them as a sin in my opinion
I would like to have your profound input on the topic of memes
I think that memes are something that should be shown to one another sent to one another but never talked about out loud
Spongebob you brought to me like squeezing. My like cat's fat
He's just really fat parents who don't allow their kids to watch Spongebob as a child don't want their kids to grow up and be
funny my parents didn't want me to watch Spongebob at first because all of the parents were buzzing being like spongebob is rots your kid's
Brain, like I don't know why that was a rumor. I loved seeing SpongeBob's butt cheeks
Like there was no issue with that for me marriage. What a concept. I think that being married could be really fun
but I also think it's a little bit stupid most likely there's someone out there in the world that's better for you than whoever you
Married, which is a scary thought but regardless I'm probably gonna get married and I'm probably gonna have a really corny wedding
Maybe I'll make it Star Wars themed even though I've never seen Star Wars
But I feel like that could still be a fun theme, you know, everyone dresses up is like yedi's
Is that what they're called Jedda? Yeah, Jedi's yedi's
Yoda um
dark Vader Darth Vader I don't fucking
scrambled eggs if they are liquidy they can ruin your day liquidy eggs are
Disappointing, I like my eggs almost burnt because that's the way that it doesn't make me gags eggs are disgusting to me
They're also kind of good at the same time and it's like upsetting cuz I've never been able to decide how I truly feel about
Eggs more the story is it's a touchy subject for me, and it's a little bit triggering cardi B
I I I hate I actually like some of her songs finesse by Cardi B and like Bruno Mars slaps major
The things that I say even shocked me and like I'm the one who said them and like that's not good
You know if corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables
What is baby oil, made out of if I was a true comedian? I would say babies, but I'm not so sheep mineral oil. ghosts
Spirits I want to believe it because I want to be a ghost and for that come test me bitches
I'm gonna regret that the 1929 stock market crash. It was hard for me going through that at the time
I personally wasn't affected. Why did it take you so long to your first brand deal because I'm a piece of shit
What's your favorite meme right now?
A lot of you guys have probably not heard of this one, but I've been really digging this meme
That's kind of it's so funny
I've never really seen a meme
like it and it like affects me in a different way like it's funny but it also like makes me think you know what I
mean and I appreciate that about a meme in the main that I've been really liking is the one that's like why you know
It's so funny opinions on anime I heard that all anime is like porn
I'm afraid because I made fun of it my whole life. And so now that I'm older and it's actually cool to watch anime
I'm afraid of that like somehow because of that exchange
I'll die communism for all you idiots who don't know what communism is or haven't like gone through the seventh grade yet
No one's richer than the other and so I think it'd be great if we had some
Communism going on in America because that would mean that everyone got Gucci slides going to the bathroom therapeutic
Important quality time for you and yourself. I love taking a shit. Oh my god. I'm tired
I've been filming for like a year and a half curse words
Imagine being like hey, I don't like you when you could be like hey fuck you
It just it adds up that you need when you when you just like, you know what I mean. Will you be my girlfriend?
This is not a topic for my video and this is actually a question and because of that I will not be your girlfriend
But if you would have said opinion on what it would be like to be my girlfriend we would could have really done something there
Do you think that Miley Cyrus was Hannah Montana? That is the stupidest thing. No, Emma. Do you have a boyfriend?
We want the good tea sis
No, If I had a boyfriend
I'd definitely tell you guys comment down below. I think I should date anyone who it should be
Maybe even harass people and tell them to be my boyfriend. It's up to you help a sister out
Yeah, what's on my lip? Is that like a like birthmark?
Yeah, but comment down below who should I should date and then like harass them telling them to date me?
that'd be like really like handy isn't it's like almost like I don't have to like I don't have to do anything then like it's
All I used to be like, oh fuck like it on those. Oh my all my friends
We're just telling you that you should date me
But like that doesn't mean that I think that like that doesn't mean that like I could like blame it on you guys, too
And it's like good and like easy for me. So he has to go harass people
It won't make me like look bad if they don't know that this like this conversation is happening
Get me a boyfriend like I believe in you