For his dive,
SpongeBob will be attempting a full banana fudge pop with two sticks.
And now, absolute silence.
I scream for ice cream!
Perfect entry!
And toasted almonds? That's unexpected. He stuck it!
And just look at that even coating!
Top that, pinkie.
Almonds? Curse him that's good.
But perhaps a bit too high-brow for this crowd.
- He thinks he's better than them! - Uh!
Better than you!
[groaning]
Now get up there and show him how the common man prepares
his frozen dairy treats!
[screaming]
Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite,
the single-scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.
Just look at that concentration!
Oh, a little shaky on that entry.
But just look at that form!
Take that, yellow boy!
Laugh while you can, pinkie. It's not over yet.
That's what you think, but it's not over yet!
OK now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?
- Do instruments of torture count? - No.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Horse radish is not an instrument either.
That's fine, no one has any experience.
Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.
[laughing]
When do we get the free food?
OK, try to repeat after me.
Brass section, go!
Good! Now the wind.
And the drums!
Too bad that didn't kill me.
[music playing]
Hello, class. My name is Mrs. Puff.
And the only reason I say that is because I see we have a new student.
Young man, why don't you stand up and introduce yourself?
Who's the fat kid talking to?
You, Patrick. She's the teacher.
Oh!
Come on, now. Tell the class your name.
Don't be nervous.
Uh...
We just wanna know your name.
[moaning]
Twenty-four.
[laughing]
Oh great, another genius.
[laughing]
Yeah. Why are they laughing?
I guess it's just in the timing.
Oh.
[laughing]
Today's first lesson will be on turning.
Twenty-four...
[snickering]
- Hey, Patrick. - What?
- I thought of something funnier than 24. - Let me hear it.
Twenty-five.
[snickering]
♪ F is for friends who do stuff together ♪
♪ U is for you and me, try it ♪
♪ N is for anywhere and anytime at all ♪
♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪
Wait, I don't understand this.
I feel all tingly inside.
- Should we stop? - No.
That's how you're supposed to feel!
Well, I like it.
- Let's do it again! - OK!
♪ F is for frolic Through all the flowers ♪
♪ U is for ukulele ♪
♪ N is for nose picking Sharing gum, and sand licking ♪
♪ Here with my best buddy ♪