♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT AND WITH
THE MAN HIMSELF, THE MAN OF THE HOUR, THE RECIPIENT OF LAST
NIGHT'S GOLDEN GLOBE, MR. JON BATISTE, CONGRATULATIONS, MY
FRIEND!
>> Jon: WHOO!
OH, I'M FEELING GOOD!
I'M STILL IN THE VIBE!
HA HA, YEAH!
>> Stephen: OKAY, I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF QUICK QUESTIONS HERE.
A, HOW DOES IT FEEL?
DID YOU TALK WITH YOUR CO-RECIPIENTS MR. TRET RESNER
AND -- >> Jon: ATTICUS ROSS.
WE WERE JUST ON THE PHONE BECAUSE WE WERE LAUGHING AT THE
PRONUNCIATION.
>> Stephen: INSTEAD OF SOUL, TRACY MORGAN SAID SOWL.
I THOUGHT, DID HE WIN?
>> Jon: I WAS LOOKING AROUND AND THEN SAW MYSELF ON THE THING
AND I SAID, OH, WE WON!
YAY!
>> Stephen: HE DIDN'T TELL YOU, YOU TOLD YOU.
>> Jon: YEAH, SOWL, I DIDN'T HEAR THAT ONE IN THE LIST.
WE WERE TEXTING EACH OTHER.
THAT WAS THE JOKE WE WERE HAVING ALL NIGHT LONG.
THAT WAS FUN, MAN, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
>> Jon: WELL DESERVED.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SCORE.
GOD, WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO PUT IT?
>> Jon: I KNOW, I'VE GOT TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
WE'VE GOT SOME SHELVES OVER THE PIANO, SO I COULD JUST LOOK AT
IT AND THINK, WOW, MAYBE I'LL GET BACK TO THIS ONE DAY.
>> Stephen: AND MAYBE MAKE IT A BIG SHELF BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING
TO LOAD THEM UP AS THE YEARS GO ON.
CONGRATULATIONS.
>> Jon: OH, MAN.
>> Stephen: I WISH YOU COULD GO OUT AND CELEBRATE RIGHT NOW
BUT I CAN NOT WAIT TO CELEBRATE WITH YOU WHEN WE CAN SEE EACH
OTHER IN PERSON.
>> Jon: YEAH, I LOVE THE VIDEO YOU SENT ME LAST NIGHT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S A VIDEO OF EVIE AND JOHN SAYING
CONGRATULATIONS.
WELL, IT'S FROM THE HEART.
THAT'S WONDERFUL, JON, CONGRATS.
>> Jon: THANK YOU, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>> Stephen: GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU, JON.
>> Jon: HEY!
>> Stephen:.
>> Stephen: FOLKS, WE'RE ALL TRYING TO STAY HEALTHY THESE
DAYS.
LUCKILY, THERE'S A NEW LINE OF PRODUCTS THAT WON'T HELP AT ALL.
BECAUSE THE NEWEST TREND IN SPORTS BEVERAGES IS SOMETHING
CALLED "PERFORMANCE BEER."
WHAT IS A "PERFORMANCE BEER," EXACTLY?
IT'S BEER WITH ADDED ELECTROLYTES TO HELP THE BODY
DEHYDRATE LESS.
IT'S A BEER THAT KEEPS YOU GOING, SO YOU'VE GOT THE STAMINA
TO DRINK MORE BEER.
EXPLAINS THIS NEWEST AD: "ELECTRO LITE: ALL THE ENERGY
YOU NEED TO JUMP OFF MARK'S ROOF."
NOW, IF YOU FEEL LIKE SUCKING DOWN A COLD, HEALTHY ONE, THERE
ARE PLENTY OF BEERS TO CHOOSE FROM, LIKE "HARPOON BREWERY REC
LEAGUE," "BOULEVARD EASY SPORT," AND ZELUS BEER COMPANY'S
"WEEKENDER."
CAUTION: DO NOT TRY DRIVING YOUR JEEP, YOUR BIKE, OR YOUR BIKE ON
TOP OF YOUR JEEP WHILE DRINKING WEEKENDER.
BUT AS A FAN OF RECREATIONAL BRAIN DAMAGE, I'M THRILLED THAT
THEY'RE FINALLY MAKING BOOZE LIKE SPORTS DRINKS.
AND I THINK IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE ALCOHOL MAKERS
START TARGETING THEIR BEVERAGES AT SPECIFIC GROUPS OF ATHLETES.
GET READY FOR "SWIMMER'S WINE," AND "VAULT: THE POLE-VAULTERS'
VODKA."
YOU KNOW THEIR MOTTO: "I BET YOU CAN DO IT!"
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANDY SAMBERG.
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