Ray?
What is that thing?
It's the Man Cave self-destruct button.
In the case of dire emergency, or if I need to prove a point,
I press this thing and it starts a countdown clock
and when that clock says "zero", the Man Cave says "boom".
Ray, do not blow up the Man Cave.
Oh, I won't have to, they're gonna back down.
Just let the big boys negotiate, trust me.
I do not trust you.
Well, you better trust me, Henry, or I will blow up the Man Cave!
OK, I trust you!
See, that's how it works.
Katana!
Do you love it?
- No! - Terrifying!
What? It's a sword.
I can use it to slice things, dice things, fight ninjas.
Make sure my hair looks perfect, which it does.
Or accidentally kill us because you're completely reckless.
- That is my concern. - Terrifying.
I'm not reckless.
Jasper, put this can on your head, I'm gonna cut it in half.
Look, the break is in his humerus bone.
Oh, yeah, right there.
Hey! What the heck, dude? Stop!
What are you doing? Who does that stuff? Stop!
Stop! You're literally poking me
in those broken parts of my bone right now.
Can you stop? Can you stop?
OK! Easy!
Hey, little fella.
Fell asleep, little guy.
- What's up? - Oh, I said you fell asleep!
[blares horn]
Dude, come on!
Come on, man, I'm up!
Jeez, stop, man!
Stop!
Man!
Who's your favorite Spice Girl?
Uh...
Ugh!
This just in, Captain Man's mouth... poop!
[chattering]
He's lost it!
Stop laughing at me!
So you finally laser-proofed the monitors, huh?
Yeah.
Good job.
What's this chain for?
Hm, I don't know. Let me see.
Henry?!
Kid!
Stupid cannonball!
You killed my friend!
What?
Schwoz?
- Is that you? - No.
I'm just a dream.
Yes, a dream about a nice Italian plumber.
So, you go back to sleep and you just dream about--
[screaming]
[Schwoz laughing]
[laughing]
Oh, man!
That fall must've hurt, huh?
[laughing]
Wait, where's Schwoz?
He was... He was with us! He was right there!
No, he wasn't!
Dude, I haven't seen Schwoz in like 10 minutes!
Schwoz!
- Schwoz! - Schwoz!
Schwoz!
There he is, thank God!
Schwoz, what are you doing? Hey, what are you doing, man?
- What are you doing? - Come on, we gotta get up!
What are you doing?
I think, dying.
You're not dying, man. You're not dying, come on.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
We gotta go, come on, get up! Don't be weird, Schwoz!
- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! - Come on!
Come on!
I don't think I can!
- Let's go! - Come on, we're a team!
Come on!
Teamwork!
No man left behind!
Oh, no way!
No way! No way! No way!
What? No, no, no, no, no!
Dude, that's my dad's! I'm not allowed to touch it!
Well, doesn't mean that I can't!
[laughs]
- Aw... - Move.
- Oh, a remote! - What? No, dude, don't touch the remote.
Uh, Henry, I think I know
how to work a remote for a remote-control car, OK?
[tires screeching]
[in slow motion] No!
- Thank you! Thank you! - Henry, careful, your nails!
[screams]
No, no, no, no! No!
Uh...
All right.
Just, uh...
I know you're mad at me,
but, I think I know what to do here.
So, I'll be...
Hang on...
[parrots repeating] Henry is Kid Danger!
The birds are too loud! I can't hear the judges!
Or their funny accents!
[parrot] Henry is Kid Danger.
Hey, Jasper, can you turn up the volume?
Good idea.
I got a better idea.
Let's turn the volume down on the birds...
- Permanently. - No!
[screaming]
- It's her fault! - It's his fault!
You shot off my moustache!
No!
It was an accident! Charlotte hit my zapper!
What were you thinking?
You know, at least the birds shut up!
[parrot] At least the birds shut up!
[parrots repeating] At least the birds shut up!
So, about the blood bank?
Right, yes.
It's been a row, but we gotta go stop it.
Hm...
I don't like the sound of that "hm", Henry.
So, stop it.
Uh, it's just, uh...
It's my birthday today.
You remember? Right? And, uh...
We're about to start a birthday party, so can I just take the day off?
Crime doesn't take birthdays off, Henry.
Neither do superheroes and their sidekicks.
You took four days off last month to "ride every roller coaster in Texas".
That was five. And none of those were my birthday.
This is my boss, from Junk 'n' Stuff.
Oh!
- Ray Manchester. - Oh, yeah! Great to finally meet you!
Yeah! You too!
You have a beautiful wife. House! House!
I brought my boss, Ray.
Hey, hey. Hi.
- How's it going? - OK.
Hello, Mrs. Hart.
Hi! I didn't know you were bringing friends to dinner.
Friends and his boss from Junk 'n' Stuff.
Um, you remember Ray.
Oh, sure. We've met a dozen times.
Uh, 14!
Really?
Ow!
Ah! Schwoz is doing the old "sink fire" bit!
Hey, Charlotte, why aren't you laughing?
Oh, right, 'cause I trapped you in a tube.
[laughing]
You're so mad!
Whatever, just... Please lift up this tube so I can have it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not estúpido!
Up the tube.
And tube to tube.
Then, down the tube.
Where'd you get that?
I've been saving this for a special occasion.
Tweet dreams, friend!
No, no, no, no! Wait, wait!
You just blew up the EnvyGram Wall!
Least I got that bird.
Huh?
[retching]
Did he get you again?
Yeah, he got you again.