oh boy
that turned off
oh boy
get somebody back there, you're gonna crash!
you're gonna crash!
get somebody back there, quick!
you're gonna crash!
oh boy, this is gonna be, not good be good
oh man
the motor shut off, guys
I'm here in between the Tree of Death
on the branch of death
why do you have the baby back there, dude?
wow what a scene, bro
what a scene
the boat is docking itself, the boat is giving up
the boat is like, get me off the ramp
I'm parking right here
what a scene, bro
all right, well
that is what you call "the shortest boat day ever"
at least they got off the ramp, bro
come on, some people don't even get off the ramp
oh my God bro, that's horrible
oh man, dude, I'm just like
I'm a horrible human being, I feel bad about myself because I'm fat
welcome to the Chit Show guys, my name is Alfred Montaner
and
you are making a scene with me over here at Black Point Marina, guys
we're here, we just went live a little while ago
and uh
if you don't watch my lives, you gotta watch my lives
dude, it's not as rowdy as
now, because now is when the Chit Show starts
but uh
yeah, that was an epic
epic moment over here
we got some boats coming in, we got, I hear
some barceros in the background, they're playing that music
and uh, I don't know, let's see, let's see
what today brings, guys
oh boy
that's uh
waaaait, waaaaaait for it. Oh boy!
they got it, they got it
they got it, no they got it
meanwhile
over here in
shortest
boat day ever
um
poor guy has his friend on a mission
the other guy in the other boat, has been helping him the whole time
but
sometimes
sometimes you help a friend
and get in
hot water yourself
safe boat
department of homeland security over here checking the docks
and the ramps
guys, that is a safe boat interceptor
and they make those out of Bremerton, Washington
I actually did a video that manufacturing
plant
for safe boats, incredible
they have look at all the shock seats they have
they got shock mitigating seats
dude, that thing is a missile
missile, when I tell you in the water is a missile, all aluminum
bad-ass boat
if you want to see how a really really good boat
is built in aluminum, check out my videos that I did
a lifeproof and safe boat is built in aluminum, check out my videos that I did
a lifeproof and safe boat
incredible
craftsman to come out of there from the Bremerton, Washington area
really really bad-ass
um
people
if you go to the boat ramp,
you might just want to bring your keys
just saying
poor scorpion's been there for at least an hour
got another boat coming out here now
it's not too early, it's not too late
that's why the ramp looks a little slow right now
I mean, the day in itself, is kind of slow
I mean, typically from what you guys are used to
but
I mean, we'll see what we can squeeze out of this video
what is going on here?
do we have a big boy coming out?
yeah, we got a big boy coming out!
big boy going trapping
I hope this wasn't bad
in today's episode of
crocodile
takes on kayakers
My name is Oliver Humphrey Dink
this is how it started out, friends
before
we're gonna have to black out the footage
but it was
it was nice talking to these young men before
what's going on?
oh God
oh no, oh no!
this is so dangerous
and they're leaving, they're leaving where Fred the croc comes out of
let's see who's got the balls to do this
um
oh boy
where's Fred bro, where is Fred when you need him?
she's, he's gone
and if he's, if he's around there
look at him, look at him, look look at him!
look at him
he already got, he already got his carcass
he already got it, bro
uh, keep on acting crazy bro,
keep on acting crazy,
I got close to him like that too, bro
I got close to him too
just like that
and
I lost the shoe
Vaughn almost had a heart attack
if you guys didn't see that video, you gotta see that video
I'll say it a thousand time, guys
that's a
that's Fred the croc
oh my goodness bro, oh God look at that!
bro, he's going to town on whatever's down there
well, what is that? That's like a huge fish
hold on, we got shot killed, but don't worry about it, we'll be back
we'll be back after these messages
bro, why would you even wanna watch
football, when you can watch the Chit Show, guys bro, why would you even wanna watch
football, when you can watch the Chit Show, guys
this is crazy, I'm gonna
I'm gonna have a one o'clock
I'm gonna have a one o'clock live right now
that is nuts, could you imagine? Could you imagine this?
that could be your Scruffy, guys
here's a good thing guys, here's a good thing
there's a good probability Fred to come out in a little bit
actually, you know, I just put my polarizer back on
my polarizer grial, I see
I see really good
in the water
to make sure Fred's not around
but then my screen kinda looks dark, so
I gotta pick my battles over here
that is not the place to hang out, guys,
look,
word
to your
um
this is probably not the place to chill
if you're on a kayak, guys, not under the filet table
I'm just saying, you know
there's bettter
better places to hang out
oh boy
Fred is stalking, Fred is stalking!
Fred is stalking, guys
Fred is stalking
oh my God!
oh!
God, this is oh!
God, this is
this guy is stalking
is stalking
what is this guy doing bro? oh, oh my God!
oh my God!
oh my God, look how low they are in the water too, dude
guys, this is
this, this would be
this would be the funniest clip of all the clips
look, they're going all opposite way, they're not gonna, they
they have no idea what's going on
there's no exit that way
but I'm not gonna tell them
maybe they bump at the Fred
damn, I'm gonna have to do it
hey
oh chit, somebody said something behind me
damn, I lost!
what's gonna say
say hello say, say
say hello to the 12-foot croc, please
the favorite! My favorite TowBoat captain!
captain Lance!
Captain Lance- what's up, Alfred!
how many victims? You're going out now?
Captain Lance- just going out
Alfred- all right, I'll catch you in a little bit. What number are you gonna be on on the radio?
Captain Lance- 16 and 19
Alfred- okay, 16 and 19, guys Captain Lance- 16 and 19
Alfred- okay, 16 and 19, guys
captain Lance
over here
at Black Point
so
we got a cv coming out
and uh
it's looking sweet
like most cvs do
doubt
it's introduced to your mind through fear
but what if we don't have fear
and we were not scared to fail
what can you accomplish?
your goals, your dreams,
the only person stopping you,
is you
first cast the doubt
and the fear of failure will follow
remember
failure is a part of success.
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and we're running it, we even put any gas in this
this is the same gas it had four months ago, guys
it's gonna go on a boat, you guys are gonna like the boat that I chose, all right
the history maker right here, that's awesome!
this can go in sixteen, guys
I'm gonna even go live real quick
so you guys can see
the verado!
cause it's leaving today!
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