welcome back everyone to my living room
you know that when I'm sitting here at
this table you know what I'm sitting in
my living room and bring you into this
part of the house that shit's gonna go
down nothing good ever happens here
until today today I have more weird
products that you guys have sent me so
since last time people on on my discord
have been sending me links to a bunch
more stuff some of it is absolute
garbage and I can't actually put it on a
video some of it is from like way too
far away and I can't get it shipped to
me or it doesn't ship to my address or
other stuff I'm just like I've already
done that or it's just not gonna fit
into the video but I got some real
bangers today I need to show off this
one because this is what Kate this is
what was supposed to come with the last
outfit
hello I ate your mother and then I ate
your father but I shall not eat you do
you want to eat me this is supposed to
go with the baked bean shirt
and I didn't arrive in time so I was
just an idiot wearing a big bean shirt
for the whole video I supposed to be
wearing this or I would not have been an
idiot it would have been a complete set
and you all would have been like damn he
fine as hell he crispy he tender he
bacon he a whole meal he ain't just a
snack no more big beans are a snack no
he a whole meal you laughing it you're
not taking this seriously you're not
taking this you're not taking my art and
my work seriously so some of these are I
want to I'm gonna unbox some of the
crappier ones for sorry not crappier but
less involved
these ones are LED glow of rave lights
and as you can see the kid on the box is
absolutely loving it the kid is going
buck wild batteries having a seizure
from all the lights that are flashing in
front of him Oh
to put something together for pink I
have realized but these are clothes made
for chafing hi guys I can be a child oh
yes I can
it's not because I have child sized
hands it's because I have forced them to
the way I want them to be oh yes
this side it's like business in the
front party in the back
Oh baby that's epic
it also says let's go on the front of
them Biebs do you see any dancing moves
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I'll assume music is being added in
otherwise I just look stupid but with
these clubs how could you ever look
stupid
what up it's just me
mr. septic man this is my new superpower
[ __ ] yeah
if your kids are hyperactive it's [ __ ]
and you want them to just be more of
that buy them these you want to give you
a child a seizure buy them these let's
go you can't you can't deal would like
to see Wow how does he do it no one
knows Oh kitty cat
Oh kitty cat yes I'm sorry I don't mean
to freak you out I may have opened up
the best gift first I said I was gonna
start small sorry guys powering down
hopefully that actually worked
he's gonna wake up and just gonna wake
up some night in the middle of the night
you Blake yeah and I just be over you
like what up I'll be late you know I'm
gonna bring these to bear tonight and
play with those okay we're doing when
you climb the top of the mountain where
do you go you find another peak to climb
and that is grow your own Jesus grow
jesus he is always there for you his
love is unending
he will never judge you but always love
you
he is a forgiver find faith in the Lord
then you will find faith in yourself I
hope that the water I put him in turns
to wine by the end of it because we also
have something for that place
you're a grow item in room temperature
water it will begin to grow within two
hours it should be left to grow for at
least three days grow your own Jesus
more like drown a tiny rubber man they
always say Jesus can walk on water walk
any swim on land that's a bowl Birnam
joke I'm not gonna pretend that that's
mine Jesus you are going to go into this
beautiful twitch glass Jesus do you
think Jesus loves twitch I think Jesus
likes to go on Twitch and see girls feet
okay and you go Jesus it's against the
rules so no I was trying to make a funny
joke sweet baby Jesus drowning in the
water
it's okay Jesus in two hours two three
days he'll be a full-grown man and then
we can crucify you
crown of thorns sold separately by the
end of the video we'll figure out if
you've grown it's grown a lot at all
maybe it goes emotionally
it's like guys beforehand I didn't like
this thing now kind of okay with it stay
in that twitch class for the rest of the
video think about what you did water
Jesus Jesus the only thing we're gonna
dunk in water today no oh oh emergency
Underpants one pair fits most adults
always ready to use I have no idea what
this is
oh I can only assume that men would go
off to war and shot to go over their
head they [ __ ] their pants so then
they're like Oh emergency Underpants and
they'd have to throw it into the water
see this would work if I peed on it
always ready to use safe sanitary secure
okay to incumbent instructions so now
I'm worried how could that be a whole
Underpants I'm a small boy but even I
need Underpants bigger than this oh my
god it's like a shower cap they said it
was safe sanitary and secure but I'm
going to say that it's fit fashionable
and functional I am ready to hit the
town does it look as good from the back
cause it isn't the fun maybe your eyes
are on backwards babe oh yeah that's
much better these were all the rage back
in the 80s girls would wear these high
waisted panties and just be like shake
what your mama gave you my mama gave me
up for adoption this is gonna go perfect
with something else that I have that I
want to wear
ass pads as a small slimmed hip little
Irish white boy I have always wanted a
bigger ass I've looked at Kim K and I've
gone damn I wish I look like that with
the modern technology you can look like
that the pads are not on the ass okay
I'll be back with a wardrobe change get
ready see you see this see this ass oh
[ __ ] what up I got buns yo I thought it
was gonna be on my ass yeah it's it's
actually just hips more than anything oh
yeah oh yeah he thickest [ __ ] damn boy
damn boy Jack stick is [ __ ] what up it
did nothing today
am i thick your boy your boy thick is
what up oh yeah I forgot that this is
the point of me bear of my head you want
a piece
like the the lost forgetful stranger
like I just don't know where I am
hey what up you come here often what up
oh you checking out you're checking out
these hams oh yeah
look at these hams oh that's a pair of
hands right there bud oh oh
move over Sofia Nygaard now I'm gonna be
trying on the wedding dresses this is
really warm to wear and I don't feel
like I have anything else really going
on I was hoping it was gonna give me a
big ass but all it's done is make me
sweat ass follow me you might have
noticed a theme for this episode which
is underwears we have another one which
is a wine bra now I don't know why you
guys send me this stuff I don't know why
you thought that yes jacksepticeye
underwear clothing that he can drink
from this is a padded bra that comes
with basically a catheter I can pee in -
good luck getting that up here your
urethra it's also a handy neck pillow
for what you're traveling Oh
emergency Underpants they can be used to
wipe up wine stains as well this looks
like a blood bag seriously it looks like
I just killed someone and stole their
blood well then it looks like a pair of
bloody lungs it seems great and not only
does it feel great but it looks great -
sorry I have a problem
that's happening but wait maybe you have
to maybe you have to massage it maybe
you're supposed to get it going oh I had
it closed you see what the problem is is
that the wine is all in the left boob
the wine needs to be in your right boob
just running down the street hey it
really feels like I'm taking a blood
sample for myself fashionable and
functional I know there's a lot of ways
to drink wine straight from the bottle
upside down from a glass but really I
think the wine rack is onto something
when you're out with your whenever
you're out with your pals and they're
all having a great time but you just
can't kick that addiction look no
further than blood bag oh it makes this
weird like yeah you can pretty here
straight from the mic but it's it's all
here huh would you like you want to soak
it's just a really great way to bring
wine with you everywhere you go
and also it's red wine so it stays nice
at room temperature not only that but I
have a full foam supported chest the
kind of chest that I've always wanted
and I don't know about you but it's
pretty discreet in what world do you
wear this in what world is this a thing
other than a joke should the [ __ ] I'm
Becky
stupid [ __ ] you'd even know I could
stop anytime I can't say that it's a
good adventure
but what I can't say said it's a great
invention I'm having a lot of fun with
it I am spreading wine everywhere
there's this moment where you suck out
of it that you have to stop if you like
you have to kind of suck the brad dry a
sentence I never thought I'd say
yeah risk-taking your lips offered and
then the suction continuing and the
briar pressurizing and just going and
then suddenly it's like you've split an
aorta and you're just bleeding all over
the dance floor but that's fine
because you could also fill it what's
probably not why where you put it with a
sports drink as you're out running
that's kind of fine also I think maybe
just bring a water bottle do you think
my wine type is maybe positive I really
get it you know I once tweeted out that
the sweetest sensation my socks off at
the end the day and scratching my ankles
I was promptly told by Twitter but
that's not the correct answer that the
correct answer is coming home and taking
off your bra and then scratching your
back and chest to which I replied
nothing because I have no rebuttal for
that and you're probably right and now I
absolutely get it so there's products on
this channel that people have wanted me
to review for the longest time because
I've shown them off in videos before one
of them being the Gojo the hands-free
adjustable headset holds your phone
absolutely hands-free do you recognize
this sexy man oh of course you do
he's doing a one-mississippi right there
I bought these ages ago and tweeted out
a picture of myself wearing one here's
one I prepared earlier now it's just an
innocuous little device but apparently
wait how much is it supposed to hold i
high-density suction cup adheres in a
second one Mississippi
apparently it's supposed to hol like
five pound laptop that was my thumbnail
thank you for being Stan for any of you
who don't know what this is actually
from I reviewed it in a funny home
videos clip because it was just
ridiculous and it was one of my favorite
tapes I've ever seen dad and a Slap Chop
I also have a slap job wait till next
time oh god
but this one was just [ __ ] ridiculous
so you're supposed to be like on your
phone like oh I'll write you an email
right now and then Oh No oopsie I'm a
dumbass and I dropped my phone all over
the floor and I have to type my email
but with the with the slap go Joe you
don't have to do that you put it right
on your phone I do not trust this and
it's Oh Siri stop I think you're
supposed to just go like hold on one
Mississippi
oh my god it works oh my god it actually
worked now tell me do I look cool or the
coolest quality value in fashion this
thing would actually work I can't
believe that this would actually work
hi yes no I'll send you over that email
right now one Mississippi
I can't falton oh god it's just getting
right off maybe I just need a little one
of these so I'm sitting down this is
apparently on my phone already well he
just puts it on and everything all in
one go right oh god go Joe man I don't
even know his name so you're supposed to
be one Mississippi that does not work
okay I'll send you over that email right
now
one Mississippi that does not [ __ ]
work Gojo man you lied to me okay if we
just stick it on I think you're right
I'll send you that email right now
one Mississippi that was pretty good
that maybe he was lying to us this
commercial do you think that this
informational trying to sell me a
product that was revolutionary was lying
to me I can't believe that they would do
that
the bottom line is I have been recording
all the audio for this video on this
phone stuck to my ear oh my god no I
haven't that was horrendous well at
least now I have a stylish head bed
I just need a thumbnail I just need a
thumbnail yes I'll be right there
it does not work that go Joe more like
no no no this is gonna be revolutionary
I thought that I would eventually be
able to like stick like a camera tripod
to it and then just like the camera
would be out here all the time when I
should be walking around my Gojo
vlogging but now it does look like it
does look like this the bottom line of
this is to never buy your heroes because
you'll only be disappointed seriously
I've had this for ages and I tried it
out on my phone before and it worked
pretty damn good and I got a picture out
of it but I guess to try and actually
keep it on your head it just doesn't
work all that whoa that's kind of sad
this is really when I sat down I was
sitting on like my foam hip no it's nice
and padded this is really nice so did ie
I thought my ass is just extra sweaty
and hot but it feels great now we've
come to the end of the video I know what
you're all thinking how does a little
baby rubber Jesus doing he's dead
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