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(razor sound)
Momma! Ahhhhhhh!
Hahaha. Lil' (b)
I love Halloween.
(evil laughter)
I'm sorry, it won't happen again. Huh?
Who are you?
Your worst nightmare!
(evil laugh)
Glad to "rake" your acquaintance.
(evil laugh)
Aw, where the (h)'s my sweater?
Chill out.
It's in the dryer.
You fool!
This label clearly says "permanent press."
(giggles)
Adam said he wished I wasn't his mother.
Oh, jeez That's an awful thing to say.
I'm gonna kill him. - No.
Tomorrow, we shall build our own castle right on this spot.
Who put you in charge, Krueger?
I am the most evil character here!
Come on in. It's nap time.
I don't wanna nap!
You will nap or be eaten by the worm from (h)!
I don't like this school.
Beth...
(deep voice): Hey, can I borrow your stapler?
I'm getting just a teensy bit tired of this.
Just, who are you?
They call me "Creepy Eddy", and I'm your worst nightmare!
Yo, guys. - (screaming)
Say your prayers, Simpson.
Well, what's the matter?
Well, nothing, sweetums.
Its just that, you remind me a little of a movie star.
Oh? Who?
Freddy Krueger.
You know, I mean, the kids start--
start grabbing every cookie in sight.
I tell'em no. They start screaming like banshees
and, all of a sudden, everyone's looking at me
like I'm, like I'm, like I'm Freddy Kreuger.
(sudden laughter)
I made this for you, Uncle Robbie.
Oh, thanks, Freddy Kreuger.
That's not nice.
What are you seeing?
"Nightmare on Elm Street 4"
Do you have to see, "1", 2", and "3" to appreciate it?
No, Rose, it stands alone.
Every Halloween, I tell him the same thing,
"You can't bring weapons into the office."
And, every year, he says the same thing,
"As soon as I get my weapons back, I'm going to kill you."
Have you noticed that car following us? - Yeah.
What if it's a Freddy Krueger-type serial killer
who chains us up in our dreams?
Three: Ask Mr. Furth about a summer internship.
Four: Get the stick out of your butt!
There's a real hoot for you, woodsy!
Oh, my god. She looks like Jason Voorhees.
No. Jason was deformed since, like, birth.
She looks like..
Freddy Kreuger. - No. Jason Voorhees.
I have yet to meet a woman that doesn't dress sexy on Halloween.
Witch? No, sir. Sexy witch.
Freddy Krueger? Nope. Sexy Freddy Krueger.
Mm.
Sexy (d) Freddy Krueger.
(D) little (s)!
What'd you call me? Huh?
Not you, Fred.
Hey, check it out.
Jack the ripper? Please.
Freddy Krueger, now that's what I call a killer.
Oh, wow.
What's that? Freddy Krueger done been up in here or something?
Oh, no, man.
Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine!
...except one was missing a hand.
The other one, a leg.
So they was thinking...
it was either an escaped tiger or Freddy Krueger.
Because, as of now, you only have one course of action.
(D) straight.
Find Francis. - Star in horror films.
What?
Star in your own horror films.
Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-(f) a topographical map of Utah.
Lives alone, low-status job, obsession with gruesome crime stories
obsession with gruesome crime stories,
surrounded by teenage girls.
Very creepy.
It's like Freddy creepy.
He comes out of the shadows.
Yeah, he has like, a British accent.
And his face is burned, and he has fingernail knives.
I think that might be Freddy Krueger, Caleb, but..
What's it mean when he's smiling?
He's smiling? - Uh-huh.
Oh, no, he's lost it.
He's turned into Freddy Krueger.
I mean, you know how Freddy always smiles before--
I don't care. Just push the button, girl.
Dang! These elegant nails are driving me crazy.
How does Freddy Krueger do it?
"Actual photo on Page 2"?
You pasted my head on Freddy Krueger's body?
How do you spell your name?
Uh, Krueger, with a "K."
Like Freddy.
Jimmy, it's me, Dad.
Get in the (d) car.
Screw you, Krueger!
Not worth it!
A notorious poacher in the world of high-end residential real estate.
We call her the "Nightmare on Elm Street",
because she sold a lot of houses on Elm Street.
Oh, my gosh. I almost forgot!
"Trinity of Doom" is out this Friday.
"Femalien vs. Terminatra vs. Nightmerica"
Yeah..
Ah!
Where's my chain?
Oh, well, let me get it for you, Roberta.
Ahh! - Ahh!
Ow, my face!
You can call me Freddy.
Goodbye, Freddy.
Hey, kid.
Catch!
Ahh! - Oww! Ow!
You leave my sister alone!
Holy crap!
Looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off
of an '80s horror character.
with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives.
I'm Scary Terry.
You can run, but you can't hide, (b)!
If Ghostface got voted out, take it from Freddy:
That would be a dream come true.
Hahahaha!
You get it? Hahahaha!
A dream. Hahahaha!
How sweet. Fresh meat!
(evil laugh)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I don't get it. They should be here by now.
Eh, what're gonna do?
(Freddy laughing)