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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY
FRANK SINATRA
VS
FREDDIE MURCURYYYYYY
BEGIN!
WOAH! What's wrong with your face, baby‽ Yikes!
With those teeth, when you're through there will be no dust left to bite.
CHRIST
Newsflash, kid!
This is Show Business!
Show some CLASS when you dress,
Shave that bush off your lips! Boom!
Your band's named Queen huh?
AIN'T THAT SWEET‽
You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat!
That's what's wrong with you people!
You'll do anything to get famous!
You changed your name to Mercury,
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN FREDDIE URANUS‼ (OHHHHHHHHH)
*singing* you think I haven't learned those things before?WAGWAN
you're just a bully who's too scared to go to war.
you had a hit song called My Way but,
someone else wrote it.
*singing and yells*You're the least talented rat
in your whole pack of rodents!
You've got four notes in your hole range
you can't act, and you can't dance!
I'm more powerful than you
when I'm wearing women's pants.
Why do you stand there in a suit‽
It's like you're trying to bore me!
When I rock the UK,
South America gets horny.
Because my songs have BALLS!
They're the anthems of victory!
Your music is like the the soundtrack to a vasectomy!
You're in the pocket of the mafia
& everybody knows
guinea dago
GUNIEA DAGO?
guinea dago Figaro
Easy, jaws of life!
I can't stand a racist!
I love the coloreds & the queers.
Just ask Sammy Davis!
Look, we all wanna swing baby,
but you took it too far.
You played butthole roulette & you lost the draw!
I took one for both teams,
from a disease no one knew existed.
I didn't leave a mark on history,
I French kissed it.
I'm a champion of the world! (World)
Extinguished in his prime! (Prime)
So kiss my ass Frankie! (Ass)
But you'll have to wait in line.
WHO WON‽
WHO'S NEXT‽
YOU DECIDE!
that was sooooooooooooooooooo awesome