Dear Diary,
The date is October 6th 2013 and this is my second entry.
So a while ago I got an email on Facebook from the Orlando Magic.They asked me if I
wanted to interview for a job as the in-game arena host.
You know the guys who's like:
"Alright Magic fans, put your hands together and make some noise!"
Yeah, that guy.
They said my name had come up in marketing discussions because they had seen some of
my YouTube videos, which I think is pretty cool.
DAHECK!
Well after going back for a second interview, I recently found out that I didn't get the
job.
They said they were going to move forward with some other candidates who had in-arena
hosting experience.
Which I have...none.
Still, it's cool just to be considered for a job just from making YouTube videos.
I guess it's for the best anyways cause I probably would have got fired anyways after
LeBron came to town and I instructed the fans to start cheering "hairline."
The Fiesta Movement is still going on.
I still have a free car and free gas until the end of the year.
This month's mission was style and for my mission.
I had to get Bear a makeover.
I've had Bear all my life.
I mean he's been through everything with me.
Every girlfriend I've had has seen Bear.
And if you don't like Bear we're just not going to work out...which is probably why
it never did work out with any of my other girlfriends.
I even sleep with him at night.
Some people they sleep with blankets, some people sleep with women...I have Bear, ok.
If you look at all my YouTube videos, Bear is actually in most of my YouTube videos somewhere.
You gotta spot him though.
For my mission I drove to Margie's cuties which is a local doll hospital, which is about
an hour away from where I'm at.
And I'm not going to lie, this was probably one of the most traumatic experiences that
I've ever gone through.
I don't even know how I was able to film what was happening.
I watched Margie take all the stuffing out of Bear, which is traumatic ok!
I've had this thing for all of my life and you're just starting to rip it up.
DAHECK!
What are you doing?
I watched her turn him inside out and then show me.
That was kind of gut-wrenching.
What is happening right now?
Bear...the skin...it's inside out!
And she was showing me all the places where he had been damaged and where she would need
to re-stich over it.
I don't know how I was able to get through it to tell you the truth.
I think I was still in shock I didn't get the Magic job and I was just out of it.
That's the only way I can explain.
And Bear was dirty...he was really dirty...like really dirty.
There was a lot of dirt on him.
But by the time I got him back he was looking great.
This is the new and improved Bear.
Look at him.
Fresh to death.
Looking like a beast.
He is a beast...technically speaking.
I'm so glad she was able to do a great job.
Now I don't have to kill her.
What else has happened?
Grand Theft Auto...GTAV came out.
Hit 800 million dollars in sales in the first day, breaking all types of records.
U.S. federal government is shut down still as of this video.
All types of foolishness is happening right now.
Last thing I wanted to tell you is that I'm hosting an event.
I'm hosting an event at the University of Florida.
It's Black Alumni Weekend and they're having a comedy show.
I'm going to be the host.
I don't really want to be a comedian or host per se...I just want to expand upon what I'm
already doing on YouTube.
I just want to do more.
The goal is to get discovered and so far YouTube has been great platform.
So, yeah.
That's what's going on right now in my life and...just remember...real men keep diaries.
I'm a grown man.