we're gonna play the only superintendent
game that I know of that uses a mouse
and this would be of course Mario Paint
Mario Paint was a game I got for
Christmas when I was a kid and I was so
excited for this game that came out
because I wanted to do animation and
stuff this was the only thing I could
you know even get close to what I was
trying to do so this used to be one of
my favorite games period even though
it's not really a game it's more like an
application button right
like today there's Photoshop and all
kinds of ways to draw dated at the time
it was really you need to be able to do
something like this it was it was
exciting why I can like actually draw
like on a screen and all that but but
now it's like what's the point kind of
but there's still things about Mario
Paint that that are cool and that are
unique just to Mario pink which we're
gonna show so this is the title screen
for Mario Paint now unlike other title
screens you're supposed to click Mario
to get it started anyway watch this
watch this
oh you can hit him you can hit him
that's awesome way to come back here we
go all right here comes yeah I'm trying
to remember right now cuz it's been so
many years since I played this yeah
that's right the art turns into a
monster
it makes Yoshi common I just makes you
feel like you're going insane oh I
always hated it I remember that and used
to you know disappoint me like oh it's
just the staff it's like I don't care
about the credits this mouse is a little
it's pretty good I mean for nameís
that's this old but it's definitely not
as as fluent as a as you know like today
you would have a tablet that you could
draw on when you're actually drawing can
you hit the trademark or no nice try
yeah when you're actually drawing like
if you draw with tablet on computer you
have a pen that you can draw on but with
this you use the mouse so you know how
hard it is to actually try to draw
something with a mouse it's a lot more
difficult than if you're using a stylus
so it's it's not easy well anyway we're
gonna click Mario here and start the
game here is the game now the thing is
we could spend hours on the drawing I'm
sure yeah so what we're gonna do here is
take a look at some of the other things
the game has to offer before we get to
the drawing so we'll get to that let's
check out the music okay so let's go so
I'm gonna load up one of the songs that
they have in here already um as long as
you have like sheet music you could you
know put in here like I've seen people
do the nerd theme one more yeah it's
really cool
and then you have this song here the
cats are funny yeah I'll put some cats
you like the cat alright here we go okay
what the hell is gonna also I'm gonna
turn up the tempo a little bit here we
go
it sounds like a woman's voice that did
the cat like when you hear like you know
I wonder if voice actors actually did
that or if it's just a computer sound
effect cuz if it was a voice actor that
did that I wonder if they they're still
around like maybe we could get an
interview with like the lady who did the
cat-like voice or that would be a random
interview yes about that cat voice is
really good but this is just gonna be a
mess check this out here we go it's it's
ours entertainment that was a lot of
[ __ ] right there so now we're gonna do
is take a coffee break you go with a
little coffee mug here and what's that
them I believe it's the fly swatter
games yeah this is it NAT attack is this
supposed to be happening in like Mario's
kitchen cuz that's his hand like holding
the flyswatter it's a coffee break
although I would imagine the coffee
break would be the drawing and [ __ ]
around
but the wooden coffee break have you
drinking coffee
why are you slotting fly when I was a
kid this was my favorite part of the
game yeah I used to love this too
because it's a game that you would play
with the mouse it's not a game you would
play with the controller so it actually
brings more purpose that's true
so to utilize in a game that comes over
house otherwise the bugs from the Mario
Brothers arcade you I guess maybe we
have to check on that they regard this
here comes the boss oh I like what he
screams it sounds like Charlie Brown you
know what the best scream in any video
game is is the screen when you knock
somebody off the platform in American
yeah yes haha also impossible mission
what they need here is [ __ ] Miyagi
because he can't be doing this job if
this Mouse didn't get [ __ ] stuck this
would be a lot easier when you when you
move the mouse around on this like
Nintendo like plastic mouse pad thing
which you you know what you could use
instead of this mouse pad
don't you have what what's that like
plastic [ __ ] like controller thing
that you have that you stick oh my god
are you serious you don't talking about
like deal let me go go get that go get
that well so that's what I was talking
about yeah I don't know if this is gonna
help you much cuz it's actually a lot
worse okay but I just remember to be in
like a flat thing yeah it's called the
speed board all this is a plastic
[ __ ] board if that's all it is I got
this thing on that big is my biggest
ripoff yeah I paid like you can show it
a nice accessory yeah exactly
NES accessories so what you want to do
make a birthday cake or you want to make
a Mario Yoshi thing let's do the color
color color
alright so now they're in your monkey
color than your monkey Caya we should
have this hippopotamus MUC spread how
can you do that let's see let's we're
gonna make it it's gonna muck spread
let's get some Brown [ __ ] color yeah
nice put some like hawk-like hard turds
in there there there's some hard turns
okay
those turds hard enough for you
why'm yeah
add a little little Mario right on the
monkeys head stick a clock up the Rhinos
ass time to take a [ __ ] how about um
stone sheep have a grasp crocodile I
think you've been smoking some breakfast
so yeah if you want to do this this is
how you make the stamps is this a
self-portrait
yeah oh is that what it was supposed to
be a mustache or was the supposedly the
mouse atomic fire power out of Yoshi's
now cool now we gotta have some shooting
somebody this is not shooting anybody so
let's put in snowman snowman you gotta
kill a snowman that's a whole family of
snowmen he's just going on a snowman
murdering rampage and get some blood oh
you should have a weapon let's give him
something that Samus would use remember
what Samus would use Sam has had the
ball and chain usually in the in the
Metroid you use so here we go one
chicken going just like Samus you ran
Samus you walk
he pissed all over remember super mario
land well this is golden shower lands
this is the unreleased prototype let's
show you how do we erase stuff so this
is what's cool um you wouldn't think
erasing is just what it is but in this
game erasing is an event watch this oh
this is awesome it's like you're pouring
water into the Super Nintendo except
that the it's all fizzle now except that
the stuff on top and the bottoms days
okay if I ruined your fantasy and this
one the rocket yeah
and now the best one of all watch this
wow so that does the animation and then
the final thing oh if you have the music
oh yeah
now we're gonna do some piss piss in
your face piss in your [ __ ] face you
mushroom piece of [ __ ] piss in the face
[ __ ] you did a good job
animating that look at that this guy
walks it apart okay okay okay he's
pissing all over the place
pissing on the floor on the bartender
who's he's pissing everywhere except the
[ __ ] glass I want you to draw
something okay all right I'm gonna go
upstairs have fun
it's pretty good you should save that