LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MARGOT ROBBIE!
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>> THANK YOU! THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT SO IS GREAT TO BE HERE TONIGHT HOSTING THIS SEASON'S
PREMIERE OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> AND IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE IN
AMERICA DURING THIS ELECTION. I MEAN, THIS IS HOW YOU GUYS
REALLY DO IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S NUTS. I MEAN, LIKE, EVERYBODY JUST
LIES. IT'S CRAZY, WHICH IS WHY TONIGHT
I AM GOING TO BE 100% HONEST WITH YOU.
AND JUST IN CASE I EVER DO LIE, I WILL BE FACT-CHECKING MY OWN
MONOLOGUE. BUT DON'T WORRY, I NEVER LIE.
I LIE ALL THE TIME. MY NAME ISN'T EVEN MARGOT
ROBBIE, IT'S MARGOT ROBERT. SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM MY
MOVIE "SUICIDE SQUAD." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OR FROM MY NEW INDIE FILM, "THE MILLINER'S DAUGHTER."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THAT'S NOT A REAL MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I MADE IT UP TO SEE IF YOU GUYS WOULD CLAP, AND YOU DID.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT SERIOUSLY, "SUICIDE SQUAD"
WAS SUCH A GREAT MOVIE TO WORK ON.
IT WAS JARED LETO STAYED IN CHARACTER, LIKE, THE WHOLE TIME.
WHICH WAS SO, SO FUN. NOT FUN.
IT WAS KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS FUN. AND NOW I'M HERE HOSTING "SNL."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HONESTLY, EVERYONE HAS BEEN SO
WELCOMING THIS WEEK, ESPECIALLY LORNE.
ON MONDAY HE WALKED ME THROUGH THE WHOLE WEEK, TOLD ME HE WAS A
HUGE FAN OF MINE, WHICH REALLY MEANT A LOT.
I'VE NEVER MET LORNE. LORNE IS THE BEST!
>> HEY, MARGOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> KENAN! >> SEASON PREMIERE, HOW COOL
THIS IS. I WAS SO EXCITED LAST NIGHT, I
COULD NOT SLEEP. THIS IS MY 14th SEASON, I SLEPT
LIKE A BABY. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HEY!
HEY! >> I'M SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
I MEAN, I JUST HAVE TO SAY, YOU ARE -- I AM SUCH A HUGE FAN OF
YOURS. I LOVE YOU, KATE UPTON!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, UM, LESLIE, I'M NOT
KATE UPTON. I'M MARGOT ROBBIE.
>> OH, OH, FOR REAL? I'M REALLY EMBARRASSED.
I'M NOT EMBARRASSED. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'VE DONE WAY WORSE. I CALLED KATE McKINNON
"KATE MIDDLETON" FOR A YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] WELL, MARGOT, HERE'S SOMETHING I
DO KNOW. YOU AND I HAVE THE SAME
BIRTHDAY. >> OH, NO WAY.
JULY 2nd? >> YEAH.
>> 1990? >> YEP.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, THERE'S MY GIRL!
MARGOT! >> OH, HI!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YOU GUYS --
>> YEAH. >> CECILY HAS BEEN MY BEST
FRIEND THIS WEEK. >> YEAH.
>> SHE'S REALLY SHOWN ME THE FANCY SIDE OF NEW YORK.
>> MM-HMM. >> LAST NIGHT, WE WENT TO THE
BALLET. >> WE DID.
WE DIDN'T. WE WENT TO A BAR CALLED
"DUKEY'S" AND GOT WASTED. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I FELL INTO A TOILET. >> AND I RODE A MECHANICAL BULL.
IT WASN'T A BULL. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS A GUY NAMED "BEEF." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> MARGOT, HEY, HI. HOW ARE YOU?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HEY!
>> MY NAME'S PETE DAVIDSON, AND SOME PEOPLE SAY I'M, LIKE, THE
HOTTIE OF THE CAST. [ LAUGHTER ]
PEOPLE SAY THAT. >> MARGOT, HEY!
>> HEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> IT HAS BEEN SO FUN HAVING YOU HERE THIS WEEK, AND HONESTLY I
THINK YOU'RE MY FAVORITE HOST OF ALL-TIME, FOR REAL.
>> AWE, AIDY, THAT IS SO SWEET. >> DON'T WORRY, DRAKE.
YOU'RE MY BABY FOREVER! LOVE YOU!
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>> WE HAVE GOT A GREAT SEASON PREMIERE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
THE WEEKND IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> SO, STICK AROUND, AND WE'LL BE BACK!
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