whoa what an ending who'da thought Darth
Vader was Luke Skywalker's father mr.
blow the picture for me I insist you
take special care with my collection of
valuable and humorous bumper stickers
particularly this one okay let's serve
up some soup I'm CD will be done lord
Vader we're live at the opening of the
latest chapter of the epic space saga
cosmic wars and the nerds have emerged
from their basements wearing strange
costumes to shield their pasty skin from
the low light well this sinkhole is
larger than the Sarlacc pit which
swallowed Boba Fett it is smaller than
the Geonosis battle arena where Jango
Fett was beheaded by mace Windu I'm
going with the Cologne I wore on our
first date sorry limited-edition
double edged lightsaber from Star Wars
Episode one The Phantom Menace the
decision is final tabled this motion is
or is it
you jo-jo everyone hates you but me if
it's badass he wears a jetpack and a
cape pick a lane weirdo
[Music]
you