- I HAVE TO ASK Y'ALL IF YOU'VE SEEN
THIS NEW CAR COMMERCIAL WITH MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE NOT SEEN IT?
JUST A FEW OF YOU?
IT'S KIND OF--
IT SURPRISED ME THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT.
I THOUGHT, "OH, THAT'S INTERESTING."
AND YOU'D THINK THAT IT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE
FOR HIM TO DO IT,
AND IT IS.
AND IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, HERE IT IS.
[atmospheric music]
- THAT'S A BIG BULL.
I THINK THAT'S OSIRIS.
TAKE THE LONG WAY, HUH?
THANK YOU, OSIRIS.
[cheers and applause]
- OH, I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
[laughter]
BUT MY BIGGEST QUESTION IS,
I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CUT ME OUT OF IT.
THAT'S MY BIGGEST QUESTION.
I WAS IN THE ORIGINAL VERSION,
AND I THINK IT MADE MORE SENSE WHEN I WAS IN IT.
[atmospheric music]
- THAT'S A BIG BULL. - I DON'T SEE IT.
HEY, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER YOU PUT IN THESE BROWNIES--
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE, BUT, BOY, THEY ARE DELICIOUS.
MMM.
- I THINK THAT'S OSIRIS.
- OH, NOW I SEE IT.
HELLO, OSIRIS.
MAYBE--MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK HIM TO MOO-VE.
MOO-VE IT ALONG.
[chuckles]
HEY, IF WE'RE IN HIS WAY,
MAYBE HE SHOULD USE HIS HORN.
THESE ARE GOOD. MMM.
MAYBE HE FELL ASLEEP.
MAYBE HE'S BULL DOZING.
[laughs]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR FINGERS?
WHAT'S THAT?
YOU WANT, LIKE, A WET ONE?
YOU WANT, LIKE, A-- SOMETHING?
LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE A PEST,
BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT DINNER BY 5:00,
AND I DON'T LIKE TO BE LATE.
- I CAN RESPECT THAT. - THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, I THINK
YOU MIGHT'VE TAKEN THE WRONG WAY.
- TAKE THE LONG WAY, HUH? - NO, I SAID THE WRONG WAY.
THIS IS WEIRD, THIS GUITAR MUSIC,
DON'T YOU THINK?
- [singing] TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
[pulsing hip-hop music]
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
[pulsing hip-hop music]
- PASS ME ANOTHER BROWNIE.
[cheers and applause]
I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THAT.