Who the heck are you supposed to be?
I’m vengeance.
I thought his name was Batman...
Yeah me too.
I am Batman
But you said your name was Vengeance.
Because I am also vengeance.
It's just really confusing.
You dress like a bat.
You have this spooky bat signal in the sky.
And then someone asks you "who are you?"
And you say “I’m vengeance”
Because I'm vengeance and Batman. AAAARRRGGGHHH!!
Hey Batman.
What’s up?
Why don’t you come over so I can know your secret identity.
What you're looking at there, Bruce?
WHAT?! Shut up. Nothing.
You're not even supposed to be here.
Uh huh...
I have been trying to reach you.
Let me guess.
My car warranty is about to expire.
What?! That's not why I'm calling.
Get lost spammer!
That was the Riddler. Not a scammer!
We got to get you out of here.
I know!
I just took a bomb to the face!
Do you know who I am?
Someone who took a bomb to the face?
Yeah, just like the batman...
What?
Who's Batman?
I’m Bruce Wayne.
I just came to party.
Who are you under there?
What are you hiding?
Are you just hideously scarred?
You have no idea!
I am falling
with style
Watch out for the bus
GGGAARRAGGGHHHH!!!
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Because you are the Batman.
Because I'm the Batman.
Uh oh!
I think you’ve broken every bone in my body.
YYYUUUAAAAHHHH!!
Alfred!
Pick up the phone!
Hello Master Wayneses
Alfred! You’re alive!
Yes?
I think the Riddler is gonna do something
Oh he already has precious
Oh No!
What has he done?!
Question man tries to hurt Master
By sending him nasty packageses
But we sees it false!
Because the letters on the front
match the same as the cardseses
So we don’t opens the box.
And we just runs away!
Oh thank God!
You don't think this hurts me?
No.
But this will!
SHAPOW!
Yeah that hurts me.
And so will this...
No Selina! Ahhhh...
You're too late honey.
You shot him.
What took you so long anyway?
I had to change out of my suit to break in
and then put my suit back on after.
When I got inside.
It was this whole thing.
Well, at least Falcone is done.
Any minute now, they'll bring the rat into the light.
Any minute now...
We got you now Riddler
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Hey Bruce!
Bruce! Over here.
I'm not done yet.
What?! It’s been like 2 hours dude.
Shut up!
You're not even supposed to be here.
Brruuuuuccceeee Waaaayyyyynnneee!!!
C’mon man!
What is that? Some kind of pry tool? A chisel?
It's a murder weapon. He killed Mitchell with it.
Why did he want you to find it? Is that another clue?
His card says my confession. But that seems too simple, right?
There's got to be a reason.
Does anyone know what this tool is called?
Oh, that. That's a tucker.
You know for carpets.
Holy sh-
We found a map to all your truck bombs.
Put a stop to that real quick. So...
No explosions for you, I'm afraid.
NO NO NOOOO!!
So I saved Gotham.
Well technically, we saved it.
It took a lot of people working together to round up all those bombs
and to catch all of Riddler’s g-
No, I saved it. Me!
Do you know why?
Because I'm vengeance.
So you haven't learned any lessons about becoming a symbol of hope.
What? Why? I'm a symbol for awesome.
I don't understand the question.
That's too bad.
I guess I can be the symbol of hope.
I mean I got hope written on my chest already, so that makes sense.
So what's next? I don't know.
Probably fight the Joker again or something.
Oh, please don't. Why not? Because it's been done.
No it hasn’t.
It's been done to death. You hush your face.
You know I'm right.
(Bat disgust)
You're not even supposed to be here.
You get a lot of cats.
Why? Do you like eat them or something? What?
I don't know. Some people like to eat cats apparently.
I don't understand it.
But when I said I don't like to eat cats, everyone freaked out.
So I just thought maybe I finally met someone who eats cats
(Bat judging)
Sorry. That was just really bugging me.
You've got all these past due bills laying around.
I mean, you really might want to consider conserving your electricity.
I think you should leave now.