Oh, you're a beautiful audience.
It's a beautiful day in June.
Obviously, I don't have to tell you it's June.
Why am I saying it's June?
You're like, I know it's June, Ellen.
I always look good when I come out here because I
know you're going to look good.
And people ask me often, what's the secret
to looking good Ellen?
And they're usually on the side of me.
And I say to them, I tell them it's very simple.
I get sleep.
I eat healthy.
And 20 years ago, I made a deal with witch.
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I know every year, there are new beauty trends out there.
I thought I would show you some interesting ones that I found.
I take care of my teeth.
I think it's very important.
I brush my teeth several times a day.
I floss-- very important to floss everybody-- floss.
Yeah.
Flossing.
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Woohoo, flossing.
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But here's the thing.
This is a new toothpaste I found.
I would not use this.
This is charcoal toothpaste.
It's the same as regular toothpaste.
But you put it on your toothbrush,
and then you look like this when you're brushing your teeth.
It looks like you just ate a sleeve of Oreos.
Then after you're done, your teeth
are supposed to look much whiter.
Well, of course, they're going to look whiter.
I mean, after that, you're like, look at my teeth.
They're white.
The next thing is something I saw on Instagram.
It's for your eyebrows.
Eyebrows are important.
They're like a mustache for your forehead.
And this is something called fishtail eyebrows.
Has anyone seen that before?
Yeah.
It's a thing.
Actually I think I can explain it.
You know the movie, The Shape of Water,
where the lady has sex with a fish.
This is the kid.
This is--
Finally, there's a massage treatment that's
very popular in Indonesia.
It's called snake massage.
It's not what it sounds like.
Look.
I'm kidding.
It is.
It's exactly what it sounds like.
I know it looks scary, but they don't use dangerous snakes.
I'm kidding again.
They use 6-foot pythons.
And I don't know how someone comes up with that idea,
to say let's try a snake massage or how someone chooses that.
You're looking at, and you check into the hotel.
I need a massage--
Swedish, shiatsu, hot stone, deep tissue, snake massage.
Yes, I'd like a 90-minute snake massage, please.
I'm reading off of the--
It's not written on my hand.
I should have held it like that.
That's what I should have done.
Apparently with a snake massage, they
offer a happy ending, which I think that's where you live.
I think, that happy ending is you just live.
They say it's very relaxing, so let's relax.
I know people are freaked out by snakes,
so I'm going to warn you.
It's only for a few seconds, but this is
the snake massage they offer.
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How is that relaxing?
And she's doing nothing.
She's just standing there.
She came up with it.
She's like, I'm tired of working so hard.
I'm just going to dump snakes on somebody's back.