- There is something you absolutely must remember
whenever you're doing ring fitness
and that is proper posture.
I don't know about y'all, but I have back pain, okay?
I'll just be like (toy squeaks)
(upbeat techno music)
Hi everyone, my name is angel
and something that a lot of people don't know about me
is that I live with a disability every day of my life.
This past year, I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis.
Now, if you don't know what that means,
I know it's like a scary name.
Basically, when I'm resting for a long time,
like I'm either sitting or I'm sleeping,
my joints get very, like uncomfortable
and I have to kind of adjust to that motion again.
In gamer terms,
imagine every time you saved your game,
you had to actually restart your system.
It's not impossible to game in that situation,
but it would be really inconvenient
and it's kind of the same thing.
I've been wanting to get back into exercise
in a really fun way.
So today, I'm going to be playing Ring Fit Adventure.
It looks really fun,
and I'm really excited to make some healthier choices,
get back out there and exercise and slay this.
Also, please notice
my makeup that is slightly inspired by Ring Fit Adventure.
Yes, I am that girl at the gym who wears makeup
because you know, what if I find my husband in here?
Put a Ring Fit Adventure on it, okay?
Let's really get into this.
It's telling me to put on the leg strap right now,
but I actually don't fit the leg strap
because your girl has the thickest thighs in the industry.
See how skinny her thighs are in this?
She's not as voluptuous as I am, I'll tell you that.
I'm standing still, I'm waiting for this (bleep)
How old were y'all qhen the Wii Fit
told y'all were fat or obese?
That was a traumatizing experience.
I got tangled.
I'm in a Disney movie now.
There is something you absolutely must remember
whenever you're doing Ring Fitness.
And that is proper posture.
I don't know about y'all but I have back pain, okay?
I'll just be like (toy squeaks)
Presenting the impeccably posture paragon of poseability.
Honey, alliteration, honey.
Oh, I don't like this already.
I guess I'm a, you know, a male.
He wants to know my weight.
Blur this out.
I swear if y'all show this, I will (beeps) flip.
If the camera in the room starts shaking,
I need y'all to mind your business, okay?
Default mode is fine, you can always select silent mode?
My neighbors can die, okay?
- [Narrator] Okay!
I'm at a hundred, always.
I ain't weak, I'll tell you that.
I'm big and out of shape, but I am not weak.
My back is straight, okay, stop yelling.
Oh my Gog (laughs)
I cannot!
My legs don't do that, I'mma let y'all know.
Back straightening, I'm more back arching, but.
Oh, this hurts.
Y'all, I'm already tired, how are we going to do this?
Something pulled.
We're gonna be the boy this time,
'cause gender isn't real.
This is accurate if I were this muscular
and had that color hair.
Select a voice for your guide and partner.
- [Woman] Alright, let's go!
- I don't like this game.
That wasn't necessary.
We're, oh, look at us in nature!
We are walking children in nature, Mama.
(deep growling)
My stomach sounds just like that.
♪ Oh, have you ever seen a ring before ♪
Why you know my name?
I don't speak to rings that appear in nature
while I'm just tryin' to walk.
Nah, I've seen the conjuring and all that (bleep)
And he gon' touch it.
That's how you know this character isn't me.
He's white, I am not.
That ring is evil, you cannot tell me otherwise.
Did we unleash a husband of some kind?
No, that is a demon.
- Yes, it could work!
I can see the potential.
- Potential?
We just met, I'm supposed to be a social distancing.
They got me Supersan over here!
I'm actually enjoying this blonde look.
I feel like he's obsessed with us.
Let's go, Angel Dust cool.
We're on our first level.
I'm really nervous, but really excited.
Oh, you gotta jog and play.
Oh! (laughs)
Oh, we gotta keep runnin' or else it doesn't stop.
Oh my God.
I feel like an air bender with all this wind attack.
Jump, jump, jump.
- [Narrator] Stairs are easier to climb,
if you raise your knees up higher!
Release towards this victory!
(Angel laughs)
- Oh my gosh, that was so fun.
I'm on a roll, you don't want to stop exercise,
I'm just like (shoes squeaking)
Let's keep it going.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, hey, what is that?
Who are they?
Look like we're a little Pokémon battle.
Not kill him, punishment!
Kale is torture.
Oh no, we're not getting on the ground at all.
This hurts.
I want to do some squats, let's do some squats!
This is hell on earth.
- [Narrator] Increase your pace!
- Oh!
We did it!
Yes we got some money out of this?
We got money for beating his little ass.
Y'all, this is killing me.
The sweat is in my eyes and in my makeup,
Jump (bleep) jump.
Woo!
Y'all see my sweaty ass face right now?
I feel like I am really gettin' into it.
This is fun, but I'm hurting.
(laughs)
We did it.
Yes!
Let's see what our heart is doing.
139!
We got one more and we goin' to beat him, okay?
We're gonna go,
you know, buy a little piece after this, maybe.
No, we're not!
We're about to slay this dragon, okay?
I'mma show you who the real dragon is, okay?
(loudly exhales)
Let's keep going.
Woo, my right leg is hurting.
There are a lot of stairs here.
- [Narrator] Just a little more.
- Little more? (bleep)
We ain't even near the top!
Oh, them stairs were killer.
Look at him doing all these little things.
Fresh and clean, stick to a routine.
Is that what you always used to say, Ring?
This guy thinks he's a rapper.
I'm going to tell you,
I'm the only rapper around here, okay?
♪ We workin' out so don't be forgetin' ♪
♪ I'm running 'n my ass they sweatin' ♪
♪ Got arthritis but I won't be lettin' ♪
♪ Haters get me 'cause it's too upsetin' ♪
Ay!
- [Man] Gotta keep it gangsta.
- Now look at me, I'm totally out of shape.
Out of shape?
What the hell am I then?
With your abs!
He said spread eagle.
Not a split.
I am impressed about that, I ain't even gonna lie to you.
Ain't gonna do (bleep) to me.
Such a big ass head.
I'mma show y'all, I'mma beat (bleep) that, okay?
My arms are sore!
Oh I feel like I gotta fart.
My arms feel like noodles.
I am sweating bullets right now.
We're going to do the chair pose again.
You ain't know I can hit these yoga poses.
These deltoids are gonna worked out, okay?
Avgar honey,
I'm not hurting me today.
I'mma beat you with yoga.
Wabam!
We beat you all for the coin.
We're getting stronger.
This last time we're going to do this?
Okay.
You know, similar.
I am sweating a lot more, I will tell you that.
Oh, I heard everything crack, oh my God!
I'm not overdoing it, I'm just doin' it.
When you're eating your meals
consider starting with your vegetables (laughs)
This stud is reading me, okay,
he knows what I do and do not do.
Oh my gosh.
I am so tired.
You know, bein' a sweaty hot mess right now
is a little bit worse than what I usually am,
which is a normal hot mess.
I love exercising, I'll tell ya'll that.
Even like with arthritis, it takes a toll on my body.
Like my legs hurt a lot right now.
I also recognize that this is really good.
And this was really fun!
At the end of the day, like,
I feel like that's what exercising should be about.
It should be about having fun and like trying to find it
in a way that's works for you.
You want to figure out how you can exercise and have fun
and keep yourself motivated,
why not do it through a video game?
Thank you all so much.
If you all enjoyed this, you want me to keep exercising,
let me know in the comments.
That's pretty much it.
See everybody next time.
Bye!