HI.
HEY.
HEY, LISTEN.
THIS WEEKEND WE'RE ALL GOING TO GO TO LAS VEGAS
TO SURPRISE JOEY--
INCLUDING ME!
DO YOU WANT TO GO?
WELL, I GUESS I COULD TAKE A COUPLE DAYS OFF WORK.
OF COURSE YOU COULD TAKE A COUPLE DAYS OFF WORK
BECAUSE THIS TRIP INCLUDES ME!
OH, NO. WAIT A MINUTE.
I'VE GOT A PRESENTATION TOMORROW.
I CAN'T MISS THAT.
OH, I'VE GOT TICKETS TO THE VAN GOGH EXHIBIT.
I'VE BEEN WAITING A YEAR FOR THIS.
RACH, MAYBE YOU AND I CAN FLY OUT TOGETHER SATURDAY?
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
I'LL CALL THE AIRLINES.
OKAY. YEAH.
THAT'LL BE NICE, ACTUALLY
TO HAVE THE APARTMENT TO MYSELF FOR A NIGHT.
OH, YEAH, SO YOU CAN WALK AROUND NAKED.
( weak chuckle)
NO. SO I CAN BE BY MYSELF.
YOU KNOW, HAVE A LITTLE ALONE TIME.
YEAH, NAKED ALONE TIME.
NO, PHOEBE. JUST BECAUSE I'M ALONE DOESN'T MEAN
I WANT TO WALK AROUND NAKED.
YOU LIVE ALONE. YOU DON'T WALK AROUND NAKED.
UH-HUH. WHY DO YOU THINK
IT TAKES ME SO LONG TO ANSWER THE DOOR?
OH, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
HA, CHECK ME OUT.
I'M IN MY KITCHEN... NAKED.
I'M PICKING UP AN ORANGE...
AND I'M NAKED.
I'M LIGHTING THE CANDLES NAKED
AND CAREFULLY...
OH, MY GOD, THAT'S RACHEL NAKED!
I CAN'T LOOK AT THAT.
I AM LOOKING AT THIS.
OKAY, VIVID COLORS, EXPRESSIVE BRUSH STROKES...
UNLESS SHE WANTS ME TO BE LOOKING AT THAT.
SHE KNOWS I'M HOME.
SHE KNOWS I CAN SEE HER.
WHAT KIND OF GAME IS SHE PLAYING?
I THINK MAYBE SOMEONE'S LONELY TONIGHT.
( chuckling ): OH, DR. GELLER, STOP IT.
YOU'RE BEING SILLY.
( chuckles)
OR AM I?
MAY I COME IN?
UH, YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO.
DO YOU WANT ME TO?
YEAH, SURE?
SO DO I.
OKAY, RACHE, BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS
I JUST WANT TO LAY DOWN A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES.
THIS IS JUST ABOUT TONIGHT.
I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS
IF IT'S GOING TO RAISE THE QUESTION OF "US."
OKAY? I JUST WANT
THIS TO BE...
( shoe thumps)
ABOUT WHAT IT IS.
AND, UM...
( clearing throat)
W-WHAT IS THAT, ROSS?
THE PHYSICAL ACT OF LOVE.
WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?
OH, SO-SO YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO ENTICE ME JUST NOW
WITH YOUR, YOUR NAKEDNESS?
( gasps)
OH... GOD.
YOU SAW ME?
YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO ENTICE ME WITH YOUR NAKEDNESS?
NO, NO.
YOU THOUGHT... YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT
I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU?
OH, MY...
NO.
NO... NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO.