- All right, what's up?
So check this out, my cousin's here.
I don't know if you guys have met him,
you've seen him over FaceTime and on the phone.
Here, tell me your exciting news.
- I just got promoted to full time at work.
Been waiting for five years, so it's sweet.
- [Peter] But tell them what that work is,
'cause it's like the most epic sauce of work ever.
- You tend to blow it up a little bit, I'm a paramedic.
- Matt, - What's up?
- What's up, Matt?
Matt's never, like never, had coffee.
Never, like not once has it entered his system.
So, today, woo, it's entering the system.
How do you feel about it?
- I'm a little worried, I'm a picky person.
- Okay, but we're gonna make it on this,
it's gonna be great, and then I want a close up
slo-mo shot of your very first sip, so we can just
scrutinize his facial reaction to witnessing, experiencing.
What's a good name for coffee, Janice?
The nectar of the gods?
The nectar?
It's, I don't like that, the nectar of the gods.
We can do better than that.
Experiencing coffee, I'm alright.
(upbeat music)
- I'm nervous, I'm really nervous. (laughing)
- [Peter] Are you actually nervous?
- A little bit, yeah. - Really?
- Yeah.
- I don't really like seafood very much,
so when I have to try salmon or some kind of fish,
I'm always just a little bit like, (sucking teeth)
and that's just, yeah, so I do appreciate it.
- It's me, with next to everything.
- [Peter] You have always been pretty picky.
- I have.
- [Peter] Do you still cut the crust off your sandwiches?
- Sometimes, yeah. - The Walter White style?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. (Peter laughing)
- [Matt] All right, what are we doing here, Pete?
- Well, you can't just put any water into this,
and at first that really kind of bummed me out.
But then someone was like, well you don't put regular gas
in a Ferrari, and I was like, alright, point taken, so
putting in that nice, clean bottled water.
It's gonna be so good, I'm so excited for you.
Hoo, hoo, hoo.
You need 21 grams,
for this 21 gram basket, 21 on the dot.
- First try. - First try.
All right, here we go, let's see if I can pour
something nice for you here, a rosetta.
♪ I can stay awake till the night is through ♪
♪ With you by my side, with you by my side ♪
♪ Though we've only met, let me dive into your ocean ♪
- Like that.
Okay, so there it is, this is your first coffee ever.
Try it first without sugar, just in case.
- Let's do it.
(intense music)
Yeah, no, not for me.
- No? - Oh, no.
No, definitely not, nah.
- [Peter] Let's put some sugar in it.
- Okay, we'll try it, ooh, ooh.
- I thought he would love it,
I mean, he's related, who are you?
- Sugar is in. - Tap number two.
- [Peter] Tap number two, with the sugar.
(intense music)
- No. - No?
- No, better, but no, we might go like,
five, six sugars, then I might like it,
- Oh, my goodness. - But.
If you go to Tim Horton's, Tim Horton's,
which is our local coffee shop, kind of like Dunkin Donuts
in the States, whatever, ask for a Wayne Gretski,
which is 99, that's his number,
that's nine creams and nine sugars.
That's the Wayne Gretski there.
That's terrible.
- That might be something that I'd like.
Yeah, maybe.
- [Peter] Or a four by four,
which is four cream, four sugar, but--
- I've heard bad things about those.
- [Peter] But not feeling it, eh?
- No. - Alright, well,
I still love you, because
I have to, 'cause I'm related.
But I'm a little disappointed.
- What can you do?
- [Peter] At least you're, the redeeming fact
is you save lives for a living, so.
- I sometimes try, it's not always successful.
- [Peter] Way to bring it down dude.
♪ We do it on repeat ♪
♪ I could stay awake till the night is through ♪
♪ With you by my side, with you by my side ♪
♪ Though we've only met, let me dive into ♪
♪ Your ocean, with my heart open ♪
♪ When the world is on your shoulders ♪
♪ When you feel like falling over ♪
♪ Just come a little closer ♪
♪ I'll be there for you, I'll be there for you ♪
♪ 'Cause when we are together I know you feel the tension ♪
♪ Just let me in your head ♪
♪ so I can be there for you, there for you ♪
♪ The night is young, won't you sing for me ♪
♪ Won't you sing for me till we fall asleep ♪
♪ The night is young, won't you sing for me ♪
♪ Won't you sing for me ♪
♪ We do it on repeat ♪
♪ Do it on repeat ♪
♪ The night is young ♪
- Whoa.
I could legitimately go again.
I'm gonna make another one.
You know what the real kicker would be
in this whole video though?
If I actually didn't like coffee either,
and this was just a whole schtick for the vlog.
(upbeat music)
♪ The night is young ♪