- [mumbling]
- Hi we're RuPaul's Drag Race season 11
- And we are...
- Making decisions
- With Glamour!
[laughter]
- That is so cute.
- Okay
- I want to prove I can read.
- Recite your favorite pickup line
to this stuffed animal.
Or you can dump this stuffed animal.
- It's a panda.
- I think we should recite the pickup line.
- Yeah your favorite pickup line.
- I seen him from the corner of the room
when I first came in.
- This is going to be really hard
'cause were all like the super pretty girls.
We've never had to work to like...
- Obviously
- Are you a panda?
Or are you something something
about being my next bamboo?
- Bambae
- No you're bam, oh.
- Bambae
- Why, do people not say boo anymore?
- Girl I know you are black and white
but let's find a gray area.
[laughter]
- Look at that!
- Somebody's a slut after all!
- I just want to bury myself in you.
- Yes Bitch!
- Consider me turned on.
- Yes baby.
- My penis literally just like [slurp]
[laughter]
- You turned me into a heterosexual woman.
Wait what if I was like
do you wanna get stuffed tonight?
Because I want to bury myself in you.
- There it is!
That's the complete joke.
- Say a tongue twister with a mouth guard in.
- Play a game of telephone
- I think the mouth guard is going
to ruin our makeup.
- No.
- I'm down to go for the mouth guard.
- I'm down for that shit.
[playful music]
- Its like wearing that good fancy shit.
[mumbling]
- She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
- Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
- RuPaul's Drag Race start your engines.
[mumbling]
- Okay I got it.
- In a little pink beret.
Let's see what we got going on.
For the rest of the video,
hold a stuffed animal like a pet.
Or for the rest of the video,
rock a baby doll to sleep.
- I wanna rock a baby.
- I want him to suck on my titty.
- Let's go baby.
- Baby, baby!
- Aww look at my baby!
[laughing]
- I want the bald headed baby.
- This is my sugar baby.
- Why your baby half animal, oh okay.
- 'Cause see me and my daughter,
we are one and the same,
we are showgirls.
- I got a Benjamin Button baby.
- Okay we a showgirl
- My baby turn into the hulk girl
right before my eyes.
- What are you doing to my baby?
- Her baby, before we get there,
her baby has a hole in her booty.
- What is that?
Who does what?
- Like momma like daughter.
- Cute
- We're just going to have this bitch do it.
Do you wanna see her put a condom on a banana?
Or eat a cracker with edible lube?
- I'm not putting no damn lube
in my mother fucking mouth.
Are y'all crazy?
- I would.
- It's edible lube.
- What flavor is it?
- [Woman] Dulce De Leche.
- Oh how fancy!
- Dulche Delicious oh my god.
- Is lube a carb?
- Can we get the lube though?
- [Woman] Yeah, do you want to put more on it?
- Its already on, oh!
- She said do you want some more on it
- Oh I need a generous amount
- I am like really grossed out
First and foremost...
Bitch are you crazy?
- Ariel you're a freak come on
[screams]
- That is very true.
- Y'all realize when you suck a dick before
there's been lube on the dick, right?
- First of all who made that cracker?
Did they wash they hands?
This is why I ain't got no man.
Cause I don't do shit like this.
I get my dog, Julio, and we talk shit.
[car horn beeps]
- Choice number one, we can eat
three warhead worms, or...
- I love a big worm.
- Eat a hot pepper.
- Worm
- Can we eat a hot pepper just to see what happens?
That'd be so good!
Everybody grab a pepper and we really,
[laughter]
- Are we really doing this?
- You're going to eat this whole pepper.
Come on miss man.
- I need a water.
Can I get a water?
- This ain't Burger King honey.
- One, two, three
- Oh it's too hard!
My teeth won't go through!
- That's a bad pepper
- Yummy, yummy!
- Oh fuck
- Y'all got me fucked up.
Now, now!
- Girl they acting like this is hot girl!
- Cheers bitch.
- This taste like a bell pepper to me.
- Is there water?
Oh my, oh my god.
- That was delicioso, delicioso!
- Somebody please roll in the next decision,
cause neither choice for last time got us.
- Who wants to read it?
- Do you know what it says?
- So now she's saying she's illiterate, okay.
- Draw a picture of someone in the group using nail polish.
- Draw a picture of someone in the group using lipstick.
- I think that we should go bold and do the nail polish.
- No!
- I just selfishly want nail polish
cause mine is chipping.
- Oh she's holographic.
- Damn, I should really change professions baby.
- I'm done, it's plastique.
[laughter]
- They look like ovaries.
- That's actually really good.
- You know what?
- You're so good.
- Well I didn't need that but thank you.
- Now you can sell it on Ebay
for three dollars in two weeks.
- I present to you, Yvie Oddly!
Catch the third leg bitch!
Catch the third leg!
[laughter]
- Y'all don't even know yet
about that third leg but you will.
- What is that?
- Plastique?
- Now explain to me
why does this picture look like me Mercedes?
- It looks like you.
Look you are so pretty.
- Wow it is really pretty!
Look, look at your boobies.
- Yeah look at the boobs
you know the ruffles.
- I think I've seen you with a filter like that.
- Oh so we talking about filters now bitch!
Are we talking about filters?
- Filters are below the belt.
- Y'all see this?
There is no filter okay?
- Well I started drawing Kahanna
and then, and then I got
like really distracted girl.
So it's like Kahanna color,
with like Scarlet's boa
its ruining Plastique's dress.
And then Mercedes is just like the white space in between.
[laughter]
- I drew Mercedes.
- Is that a goat?
- It's a goat!
- Do your best Dolly impression.
- Do your best Beyonce impression
- Let's do Dolly.
[ ♪ Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene]
- Working nine to 5
It's a way to make a living
something something
- Cher as Dolly.
Working nine to 5 [mumbles]
[laughter]
- Bye Glamour!
- Thank you Glamour!
Bye Glamour!