ah how did how did that happen can you
see that what is going on why is there a
golem on top of the vending machine okay
that is not how I expected this episode
to begin well I was gonna talk about an
iron golem but that better not be the
one that we created because last time
you guys were a little bit annoyed I get
it I get I forgot to name the golem I
did kind of say that I wasn't gonna do
it but um it got lost in translation so
the first thing we're gonna do is name
him and I'm actually gonna take here
from a comment of one of the previous
videos like I said I would it was a
little poem hmm poem about the iron
golem by Christian Green are you ready
when it goes up to the mic he protects
he attack a best of all he give em
zombies big boy wack so we're gonna call
him protect that's what we're gonna call
him but I need to find out who this
other one is so his protect enchantment
cost one not too bad I am actually gonna
need the other level what are you doing
up there you psycho now I just want to
check one thing is that another golem
because there's so many villages in the
vending machine oh yeah I changed the
vending machine a little bit as well
it's not a hundred percent where I want
it to be but I changed the buttons I
need to get some more leather to get
item frames to put them round and those
will look better but I made a little bit
of a change I think it looks better
where is this golem because I don't know
why there's one on top of the vending
machine that genuinely shocked me hello
protect I mean he's not gonna recall to
his name because he doesn't have one yet
but is that him is that seriously him
how does he teleport he's magic he's a
full-on wizard he's literally not here
is actually not there or how is this
even possible I did not know the iron
golems could teleport like that he's
literally nowhere to be found my initial
thought when I just saw him was that it
spawned another one because there's so
many villagers inside that it thinks the
vending machine is a village but no he's
spawned on top you're not be able to
protect anyone if you're up there and
I'm not gonna be able to get him down
because you'll die
oh no this is bad this is really bad
why why do this I'm just gonna I'm just
gonna triple check that he's not here
cuz I really need this this protector
because today we're gonna get a little
bit risky I want to go and try and get
some slime balls and the only way we can
do that is by going to the swamp
at night which is super risky because
the swamps gonna get crazy but I've got
a little plan as to how to tackle it but
for now I wanted to start the episode by
naming you but now you've got all crazy
and gone up there now I'm gonna have to
go up there to get you to be named we
even have enough blocks to get up there
I just want to give you a nametag
this is very dangerous to me so please
please be careful why are you up here
I'm gonna name you though there's
protect he's gonna protect he's going to
attack more importantly he stays up here
I know they didn't rhyme it's such but I
guess oh I see so close to the edge
peace or die please don't die we can't
lose another one
I made you with my loving hands and I
really do not want you to die if you do
die you will become the the subject of
many memes so if you don't want that to
happen
don't fall ah ah ah no I've named the
wrong one I don't believe it
did he fall no look there's two of them
I knew it you are hiding from me this
whole time that's not the one that I
made with me slapping hands oh this has
all gone wrong it's all gone wrong
already impostor
you are not the imposter you're spinning
maybe he could be cool protect and he
could be called attack where were you
when I needed you I was calling you in
everything fine okay you know what what
I thought was true is true there's two
of them because he thinks this is a
village oh I'm gonna have to find
another name tag now I don't have one so
he's gonna be called attack he's gonna
be called protec and that's how that
went down
oh my goodness what a start to an
episode now I need to get going on what
else I was going to do this world is
already crazy but hey we were two golems
now I shouldn't be upset about that so I
need to make some more books that's what
I was gonna do first I need some paper
let's make paper I'm
these books and then I'm gonna make
another bookshelf because if we are
going to go out risk everything we need
to get stacked up and by stacked up I
mean we need to enchant things we need
to get all crazy up in here but do we
got to level 30 yet 28 still okay fire
aspect sharpness isn't bad oh maybe it's
cuz I'm only level 29 I don't know I
feel like sharpness is actually pretty
good 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16
we have 16 bookshelves and I thought 15
was the maximum maybe I need more levels
you know I'm just gonna win chart that
sharpness because I feel like that
sharpness is actually pretty good so let
me do that right now to enchantment
levels yeah I'm gonna do it sharpness -
boom what is this chest plate gotta give
us I'm breaking is absolutely terrible
how can I reset these because I don't
want them breaking I want protection I
need protection I'm breaking again oh
dude I'm gonna have to get can I break
it and then put it back but but but I'm
breaking three ah this so bad what about
the boots I'm breaking three again this
is not good this is really not good
clean shot my helmet again with
something nothing but I had to make a
new diamond pickaxe as well what about
this I'm breaking three again fantastic
that's actually not too bad but I need
one more level to do it it's great okay
so I'm gonna I'm gonna go in with no
protection apart from my helmet but at
least I've got some sliced power on my
sword the other thing we need to do is
we need to start trading with these guys
that can get me some levels let's do
that let me take these 43 emeralds that
I have and let's start trading with some
guys actually what if I get a librarian
cuz he could offer you enchanted books
I need a lectern which requires a
bookshelf and four slabs I might just
take that bookshelf back you know
because I haven't got the leather for it
right now so I'm gonna go and grab that
take the bookshelf back give me this
you're useless absolutely useless
Angie almost fell off the edge you're
gonna make me risk my life to get these
books
thank you now I just need to remake this
which is fine only cost me
six extra then we need slabs and then we
can make a lectern so it's this this
this all the other way around
there we go lectern that's the first
time I've ever crafted a lectern let's
go give this to a villager and hopefully
he will change to a librarian and we
could start trading with him to get
levels you're okay I think he's having a
great time you know what I'm glad you're
not protecting me
right there lucky villager are Grady
sleeping you know I'm gonna put this
there and then hopefully he's changed
already yes look at your glasses you're
beautiful man
and also I changed all of these two
gates I haven't quite fixed the
stairwell yet I need some more torches
to put in here there we go cuz I want it
to I want some bees to come in because
that will ruin literally everything but
I put a back on the vending machine as
well so that is completely finished now
and it's idiot-proof so I can't fall off
the top hopefully as idiot-proof because
protect is now on the roof
I still cobble if that happens or never
spawn more that'd be good right I need
some enchanted books I think as well if
you keep resetting their jobs they can
change books as well and change their
trades so let's see what trades this bad
boy has what you got for me buddy
looting - that's actually pretty good 14
emeralds on one book for looting all he
trades for bookshelves 1 2 3 4 5 6
gimme so we have to trade with him to
make his trade thing go up anyway that's
a pretty good trade actually I made my
bookshelves back then it's 14 and a book
for looting - I think I think I'm gonna
do that 14 plus a book I left my book
I'm gonna be back two seconds I'm gonna
go get my book because I also have an
anvil which I can put that enchantment
on this is perfect oh I should probably
take this with me too so I don't really
use it I need the cauldron as well my
singular book is here I think this is
gonna be expensive it pretty much gets
rid of all of our emeralds but we do
some trades for some levels anyway and I
think the looting is gonna be worth it
especially since we're going to be
risking it all today most sir you are
the lucky owner of this
brands new cauldrons you don't remember
oh you said it already
he's a leather worker six leather for
their stage tunic you sell beautiful
fashion you're a fashionista but did you
not remember you won this the village of
lottery yeah that's yours enjoy friend
I've got another friend I wanna talk to
hello
so let's grab these grab his looting
book and he takes a lots to level up Wow
I need to find someone who's actually
selling decent stuff for emeralds I need
you to trade leather give me leather I
also have a grindstone or a stone cutter
to give oh how did you come from how are
you yes he's the clay guy oh my goodness
this is great what else
black will - emeralds for sheers that's
that's a proper ripoff my friend this is
a good trade I need to find ones that
actually make me money is this guy
changed yet you haven't changed I think
that's because he's partly already got
levels so I kind of need the other guy
to come up here to turn into a weapon
Smith how can I get this guy to go
upstairs
who's got trades that can make me money
huh what do you have why do I have you
change your trades already how is that
even possible
he hasn't traded at all maybe because I
haven't hmm let me see I'm just gonna
try this real quick if we take the
lectern away and then make it so that
his job disappears then what happens
I'll come back to you I'll be back in a
second
right you cleric rotten flesh I don't
have enough rotten flesh for an emerald
bye we'll be back farmer Joe trades
potatoes for emeralds I want something
different to that buddy let's reset his
job potatoes and be true I want the one
with wheat if you don't mind please yes
there we go you can manipulate their
trades perfect right I'm gonna grab my
wheat then I need to grab a barrel a
smithing table a fletching table and a
blast furnace and then I think we have
everyone I'm pretty sure let me just
borrow this barrel over here
there we go then we should have every
villager then we're going to go and be
crazy and stuff I promise you
oh and I need to put the lectern guy
back I should probably do that but first
I need cash money where's my wheat at
there we go I've got so much hay as well
on my goodness he's so rich now let's
test the theory of this as well as
you've actually got extra bookshelves
there we go
this cannot be done again diamond
pickaxe only unbreaking how do I reset
this do I have to enchant something and
then it resets I need to know because I
need way better enchantments on here
it's only giving me one option - what am
I doing wrong
enlighten me okay what are we each graft
a fletching table I'm pretty sure is a
couple Flint's I need gravel now I never
made one of these before I'm pretty sure
it's Flint's plus two or four bits there
we go yes four bits of woods to do this
and then this fletching table I also
need to smell some smooth stone ah I've
got some somewhere I also need a furnace
for a blast furnace where's my smooth
stone I can't have used it all there it
is
so three of these and then also I need
some iron this is gonna be pretty
expensive one of these is going to be a
smithing table I think that's it yes
whiffing table so with a smithing table
the barrel the fletching table and the
blast furnace is this but then you have
the smooth stone underneath so let's
just wait for that there we go
and then we should be able to craft this
boom this over the top and then we put
the furnace in the middle blast furnace
is that everyone I've got a list of
villagers on the left-hand side so
hopefully this works and then we can
just make sure that everyone changes
into the villager that they need to be
so first up Armour needs the blast
furnace so you also entered the village
of lottery and won this
oh he looks awesome look ease goggles I
like your style he treats for iron armor
that's actually pretty good
what else do you trade for me reset your
job real quick got reset reset listen to
me I will take your lottery winnings
away if you don't reset I don't think
he's going to listen to me you know
that's fine
absolutely fine next up we have the
smoker which is here oh don't you escape
in now heat rays raw rabbits and
chickens can I reset your job or has he
had it too long I don't know how it I
don't know how the rules work for this
but do with some bear trades for that
but that's fine then you're the
cartographer which ain't too bad either
next up we have the choleric I should
have brought my other rotten flesh I
felt like I have some more
the farmer who I do need to trade with
and get all these tasty emeralds oh my
gosh I did not mean to make that much
look at him he's literally giving me
money give me more he's still going am I
gonna see still going still going this
guy's my favorite so far I'm gonna run
out of wheat but it's fine okay now he's
run out how much did that get me 39
emeralds in total now he will take
apples pumpkins and potatoes sweet you
are now an apprentice so now we can I
think we leveled up by one whole level
then and we can also make money and then
spend money which is beautiful you are
gonna be a fisherman you have also won
big at the lottery these guys are
incredibly lucky BAM
take that become a fish yes he takes
coal for emeralds that's pretty goods
one emeralds and six record equals cook
that's a bit bad actually can I can I
change this just real quick no offense
oh and if there's an easier way to
replace their trades Oh No
oh no they've all fallen asleep okay
quick I need to go I need to go need to
go he's still up there yeah he's still
up there okay you're weird oh let's do a
quick sleep I've also started shearing
these guys and I get about a stack of
white wool for every time that I share
them all which is pretty good we'll
focus on the cloud factory next time I
think but for now I need to get some
action in me I've got a new sword ready
to go that does like eight and a half
hearts of damage when I also need to add
looting I got the looting book but
didn't actually use it but I'll do that
in a second
Oh is he reset
you still out stock know what that's
fine for now right Fletcher is up next
there you go have this and let's see
this could be quite valuable look at him
he's the zombie version we saw before so
32 sticks for an emerald that ain't bad
one emerald and ten gravel for Flint's I
mean that's probably that's quite a
ripoff actually leather work wait do we
have two of these I'm slightly confused
or does he just keep changing his trades
I'm not sure you're still alive Aryans
you still trade the same stuff are you
not gonna reset jobs I mean I know you
love your job but it's fine it's fine
I just want different books okay and I
think this is our last guy who are you
are you changed into something else
you're an armored ax this is this is not
going well why are you an armory you've
just lost your job instantly right
you're gonna have a blast furnace which
means you turn into a tool Smith okay
that's not too bad it's not worth one
emerald though that is really you guys
ripoffs all of you where did the what
did the other guy go to look a Teen Wolf
or an emerald - so we need to spend some
time levelling these guys up this guy is
pretty good actually the clay for the
emeralds that's really easy but yeah we
need to spend some time leveling these
guys up then we can have the maximum
amount of trades then reset them again
and you have the same trades again
you're not while you're here I'm just
gonna use you to get all of this money
sweet sweet cash thank you thank you
that is all my wheat god I've got 53 now
they take a while to level up actually
right that um pretty well now I am going
to replace or put my enchantment on my
sword real quick so let's do that flop
it here brought that here sharpness and
looting at the same time this is gonna
be called less stab there we go the stab
is gonna be made perfect
I feel like more librarians would be
good because they're gonna give you
different enchantments apart from this
nonsense which is awful can you ensure
shields no maybe if I just grab books
and reset the enchantments that will
work yeah
I'm gonna do that you know but hey let's
prepare for my big outing so I need
cobblestone
I also need I need a door as well
luckily I have one of those because
we're gonna make a little bunker which
sounds ridiculous and that's because it
is but we're gonna make a bunker next to
the swamp so that we can hide away and
sleep if we desperately desperately get
in trouble there's not only gonna be
slimes out there but there's also going
to be normal mobs which are bound to be
crazy and I don't feel like dying it's
incredibly risky but I feel like I'm up
to the task I think I've got beds as
well so here we go door cobblestone
literally gonna make a little bunker I'm
not gonna take my horse with me either I
think I'm just gonna run it but the
reason I want this is so that I can make
I can get slime balls because the idea
was to keep him outside but it looks
like he's doing a pretty good job
already
well once slime balls I want some action
and I think it's time for me to go I'm
gonna go over there I'm gonna put my
emeralds away it doesn't matter if I
lose them I'm gonna take some golden
apples with me I was thinking about
taking ender pause but I don't know if
that's a good idea
that could get me in all sorts of
trouble I still can't believe we cloned
this iron golem insane and I think we've
got one of every villager type now so
this vending machine is genuinely
complete are about apart from the top
guy the top guy won't change hey you
know what it's my time to go I need to
get my map it's like this way is where
the swamp is oh this is gonna be awful
isn't it it's gonna be so bad oh I
definitely should have crafted a bow
this is gonna be a big mistake isn't it
sunny setting
come on I need to make this bunker so
that I can scream and cry like a baby
inside when there's monsters everywhere
I just need protecting that's all I
think the swamp is right here so I'm
going to right on the edge yeah here it
is the problem is as well there's like a
ridiculous amount of land outside man
this is gonna suck right here's gonna be
my little emergency bunker so it's gonna
be wide enough to be able to fit in a
bed and have enough room it's gonna be
three blocks tall because we don't need
it to be fancy it just needs to work
here we go
completes look at this it's beautiful
I'm also going to put in
a torch torches inside - it's well lit
and then finally our bed so this should
work as a little emergency kind of a
hideaway this is I'm pretty sure this is
a swamp yeah it's a normal swamp so
there's a few rules basically slimes
will spawn in the swamp or in slime
chunks but there's no way to find out if
you're in a slime chunk or not it's
actually light this up as well and they
don't spawn on a new moon so depending
on the moon cycle they don't spawn new
moon they don't spawn full moon they
spawn even more so if we're lucky and we
get a full moon that would be ideal that
would spawn a lot of them let's get
battle ready take our map out of our
hand but the shield in this hand only
thing that was anything else they wanted
to do I've got a boat just in case oh
yeah I should have made a bow I mean I
can still make one but I don't have any
string on me here we go
let's go to night time we need to look
out for the moon see what moon phase it
is and if it's a full moon we should see
lots of slimes but the emergency bunker
is ready to go
complete with beds that's like our cheat
code to get out of the night also the
shield is actually pretty insane I need
to make my Diamond shield I completely
forgot oh it's setting night time
beginsnow
I'm doing this for slime balls that's
all I need it for slime balls to make
leads so we can gather animals and stuff
because I need cows to to get leather
this is the only way I can get them
without trying to find dungeons and I
feel like somehow this might be a little
bit safer
ah nerves are setting in what moon phase
do we have please don't be a new moon
that looks kind of new ah dude we might
actually have just been scammed Oh
actually that's a crescent moon that's
not a new moon the new moon is just like
a little kind of ring around so we're
good for that will show me the slimes
I'm not seeing any monsters right now
where are they come to me you always
seem to find me at some point so now is
the time where are the slimes
hello and when I put looting on my sword
and everything and you're not gonna show
up I can't believe it it's like inviting
people to your birthday party and no one
shows up apart from the people who bully
you
oh no oh okay let's go ah I see one but
I've got to go all the way over there to
get it you know what let's go I put my
boat I'm a legend yes let's go let's go
get the slime but I'm all the way from
my safe house so it's a little bit scary
um Oh No this better be worth it here we
go he's gonna stab me isn't he
whoa boat chill got him got him and then
you need to kill these ones then you
kill the small ones yes
all looting is come in clutch and I've
got myself a little bit more experience
as well how many did I get how many in
total 11 yes oh there's more 14 oh this
is perfect
where do I need to go now let's go back
towards our bunker yes okay I was a
little bit terrified not gonna lie but
this is actually working any more slimes
want to show themselves is a little
creepy creep can we hit while we're out
no not you not you not you I could deal
with anything but skele bones okay skele
bones are terrifying there's a spider
over here where are your friends
my eight-legged friends there you go
you're dead now got spider eyes from him
- I think this looting has come in so
clutch to be able to get these slime
balls cuz that got us loads of them just
keep a peeper out for some more it's
already getting to daytime so this risk
actually hasn't been too bad any more
slimes want to show their face huh
because I don't really want to make my
way back home just yet and I kind of
want to go home with a few more slime
balls you can't do the stepping stones
how embarrassing I don't think any more
are gonna spawn it's already getting to
daytime look at that sunrise it's
beautiful but the slime gods have
rewarded us I thought we would have had
to sacrifice everything for nothing but
no we got 14 slime balls thanks to our
looting 1 looting 2 sword
there you go day time has arrived things
are de spawning and this has been quite
a pleasant night I'm not gonna lie to
you it actually could have been wait way
worse
I'm actually gonna move this boat
backwards oh geez okay of course is one
of you here no stay back stay back stay
back
ah ah no he's in my boat okay you know
what if you want it that badly you can
just have it you could just have it look
at him
is this really how this goes or you can
still explode
oh I want to keep my boat I make two of
them get in there all right experiment
number two come over here come over here
I want to show you someone you look
you're single right you're single goods
I am coming to show you your new
boyfriend or new girlfriend's whichever
you prefer there we go come over here
as long as I don't get too close to the
boat it should go in the boat come on
come on come find me you know you want
to it's gonna happen two creepers in a
boat come here I've made many villagers
get in yes ha ha your little legs stick
out the bottom this is great if I had a
name tag I could name these guys this is
the most dangerous boat out there oh man
he won't even look at me
are you having a good date I don't have
any flowers or anything to give you stay
there I'll be right back
they're gonna despawn at some point but
I just want to grab them some flowers
I'm back there you go there's a flower
for you and then I also picked up some
daisies there you go enjoy your dates
with the flowers surrounding you daddy's
beautiful look
isn't that a picture two creepers just
enjoy
themselves why want one of them look at
me I'm upset I've made you have a
beautiful date there we go oh man look
at this you guys are so cute all we need
is some Disney tunes and you'll be
you'll be kissing in no time I promise
you kissing kissing you know what I'm
saying right we need to get out of here
we got what we came for
and we've captured two creepers if I
find more nametags
I'm gonna try and recreate them because
they're bound to de-spawn or they'll
just stay in the boat and we'll come and
find them next time I was so cute I'll
rename the mr. and mrs. creeper we'll
have a wedding for them and everything
it'll be great but for now they're just
gonna stay there I'm probably despawn
together those who spawned together
de-spawn together what a great
successful raid we got slime balls and
we made a couple so cute there can't be
many other minecrafters who've done that
in hardcore as well I was making
creepers getting through a boat if two
of them exploded on me
that's enough by far to just straight-up
kill me but I'll take any risk if it
brings down the barrier in the way of
love I mean how cute depend of machine
actually looks way better now I like it
a lot
I also want to grab can i grab yeah
let's get some in clay shall we
there's someone that we can sell that to
you can already see where I take it out
loads of the clay already it's almost
all gone there we go that's the stuff
come to Papa 56 that's you guys I think
five emeralds okay six emeralds oh we're
gonna be rich so rich if we abuse these
villager trades not abuse villages just
abused the trades will have so many
blocks in no time right this is where
the lead will come in handy let me get
rid of this map because it's distracting
but I should be able to make a lead now
I just need I need more string don't I
can I make one how do I make one L EAD
yeah we need two more string it makes
two leads each as well this is perfect
let's stab did its work perfectly
show me the string here we go Bob and
then slimeball
the middle beautiful I want to put this
in my valuables chest I feel like that's
quite valuable I also need a fence post
just to keep him in place he's staying
in place pretty well but I just don't
want him wandering off anywhere here we
go so that is gonna go there this is
gonna go on you and you are going to
stay within this vicinity this is your
patrolling area oh it sounds like it's
popping off in here look at them all
working I've actually made some kind of
workshop here this is great now you must
attack actually or protect protect is up
the top I hope still and I still need to
find some name tags and I think the best
way to do that is dungeons or I think
you can find them in shipwrecks not a
hundred percent sure that's not who I
want to trade with that's not all you
change though you change to the rabbits
q1 paper femorals I want you to trade me
paper please desperately you take rotten
flesh there you go enjoy
you've taken like all my wheat so I
don't have any more for you hello
string on cold string and cold at sea
pretty cheap too so we can make use of
all like our useless stuff sticks and
gravel who is that I need to see not you
either
but putting new trades me son huh just
looting fine never mind
where it's the guy with clay there he is
seven emeralds in total give you all
that experience he's got up a level but
he hasn't given me any new trades yet
you take wool I do have a decent amount
of that but I wanna trade it to you just
yet and you are a tool Smith I think
that's fine fifteen coal for an emeralds
ah yeah it's got up twenty smooth stone
for an emerald on one emerald for
chiseled stone they ain't too bad either
he's leveled up to an apprentice have
you changed job yet my friends you
haven't why I'm pretty sure it's because
we've actively traded with him so you
might have to get another villager up
here at some point cuz you just ain't
helping are you pumpkin pie though for
one emeralds that sounds like a pretty
that sounds like a tasty deal to me I'll
be back soon now if we level up guys
like this what we can do is we can get
stuff like enchanted crossbows and crazy
stuff like that and also like an endless
supply of arrows
arrows are actually quite expensive well
maybe not expensive they just take a
long time to be able to get the
resources for them so you need sticks
feathers and Flint as well so it's gonna
be much cheaper to buy them right I'm
gonna quickly seep and then I'm gonna
grab my wool to trade with the shepherd
see if I can unlock some more trades
from him because we have quite a lot of
wool pretty much an infinite supply of
wool so let's go do that right now
here we go shears at the ready let's see
how much we can get from you guys just
hold down the share button and look at
this beautiful cozy warm wool and now
they'll fight for the new grown grass
it's like a battle royale for sheep
how much forgiven me huh how much
forgiven me I see you growing back
already I'm gonna snip it straight away
but how much did we get 55 I'm gonna
take all of this with me I'm not gonna
trade it all I just want to level him up
I think the loom is he know it's one
more I think it's up here boom there you
are right I'm gonna trade you some stuff
buddy that's one two three you're gonna
go up anymore
there we go sweet you have now leveled
up give me a new trade please sir
look at his sparkles - now you trade
great dye for emeralds and emeralds for
carpets emeralds for carpets ain't too
shabby right now made myself 12 more
emeralds for that homeless people are
popping off over here now how many
trades ah for the apprentice to go up a
level that's really expensive they get
different trades for different levels
and stuff - well it's a level these guys
up it's gonna be really difficult
what is the offering what have you got
bookshelves an enchanted book but it's
only looting I want to be able to level
you up how many trades will it take one
two three four five six seven
I'll have enough emeralds for that
that's a rip I need you to change trades
and I'm not quite sure how to do it so
apparently the librarian when it's a
master level which is really really high
he will get you a nametags
that is another way to get a nametag I
need another
because I want to try and find myself a
new enchantment by resetting the one up
there cuz that one is awful what if I
just what if I just trade something
Brandon and I could get something random
I'm gonna go get a book which means I
need some leather two Cal's I'm coming
for your ah list AB has looting as well
which is perfect you know I want to do
as well I'm gonna take my horse see if I
can find these cows and then I could
bring some back should I bring some back
and breed them that's probably the best
idea right stay there do you not go in
the portal I will be so upset with you
right attack I need to borrow this I
haven't got any more string I'll be back
don't worry you protect with attack oh
I'm so confused - stay there stay there
please - the swamp
let's go I've killed so many cows that
there's just none around here I knew I
should have bred them first
right there are friends here or if they
D spawn no thank god they're actually
gone oh I needed nametags buddy
I needed nametags for them I'm genuinely
quite upset I had names picked out for
them and everything if I can get a
nametag trades they'll be perfect I
could get so many animals that just
don't despawn including mobs maybe we
should you like a museum or something I
think that'd be quite handy I found some
cows let's do this right you are coming
with me and you are also coming with me
let's go oh you are low how quickly can
these guys run huh you come in hello
he's refusing to move look how long this
stretches come on
the Sun is setting you have to come with
me this is where does it stretch that
far yo okay I don't know what's
happening here but it's getting tonight
time and I don't want to die here
because of you
come on come with me oh it's working now
here we go
yes oh it's so fast - yes okay we're
gonna take these two back don't fall in
the water God don't make this more
difficult than it already needs to be I
need to use my bunker desperately no no
no no this isn't good right I'm gonna
get my leads back go to my bunker
and then I'm gonna come back for you
okay you're gonna make a new life for
yourselves back with us it's gonna be
great I promise okay
let's sleep in here don't be scared out
there I know you can hold your own it's
gonna be fine buddy you safe
he's safe right let's go get these cows
breathing compadres you guys are coming
with me that's number one number two is
here sweet okay if I get into some flat
land I think we can get these guys
moving and become the fastest cows all
geez one of them is not playing ball
here what's wrong with you I'm gonna
give you the best life look I promise
you it's gonna be fantastic come with me
yes we move forwards onwards to a better
life don't listen to what the villagers
told you I keep conditions sanitary
clean and roomy they did not they did
not get put in two by two compartments
they're lying
that's us rides do not get stuck please
otherwise this is gonna be such a
headache so weird I'm so glad we got the
leads now we can kidnap as many people
as we like and when I get the name tag
trades you all evolved even further and
become officially mine watch out okay
don't fall down this you see this over
here this is the great vending machine
legends speak of its being quite cramped
and not fit for purpose but they're
lying you hear me
they're lying let me just get you guys
across here come this way come this way
little swim just testing your swimming
skills seeing if you're up for the task
looks pretty good actually you know what
them legs are looking nice and long nice
and powerful don't worry I'm coming back
for you and that's how we judge our
friends around here do they have good
legs
good strong calf muscles excuse the pun
they're up to scratch then we can call
you family come on let's go you're
almost home and here is the floating
castle which took me five hours to build
do not judge me where are we gonna put
you guys I'm just gonna put you you know
I'm gonna put you here this is where
you're going to live welcome you have
traveled far you are probably tired but
I don't care we must make a pen for them
it's not gonna be that big I'm not gonna
lie to you but it's gonna be as reported
cozy
and functional no no no no no don't push
each other out don't push each other out
do you need to get back in here here we
go pull you in come on buddy
there we go yes voila we have cows now
this is great now I need to give you oh
no I've run out of wheats let me just
grab something from here I sold out and
sold on my way to a close friend here we
go I told you to make a family here and
it will be beautiful hey there he is let
me give you some lighting as well it
will get a little bit cramped until I
can afford some more words but we've got
them we got them here cows sheep
villagers we're actually doing okay now
I do need to kill some of the cows but I
haven't told them that yet because I
need to fix my enchanting table someone
give me tips on how I can do it I'm
pretty sure I've got enough bookshelves
but the rest I can't really work out we
managed to clone golems today we created
our new toy less stabbed looking
beautiful in all of his glory what else
did we do I fixed the vending machine we
traded to our hearts content and now
we're borderline rich we were like a
stack of emeralds which is crazy so guys
thank you so much for watching hope you
enjoyed if you did leave a like that we
greatly appreciated oh yeah we actually
went to the swamp as well and made
creepers dates weird let's get some name
tags we can put them back where they
belong yeah thank you so much for
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