- Today, we embark on a canned meat eating adventure.
- Let's talk about that.
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Gooooood Mythical Morning!
- If you're in the know like me
and you know that the world could end
at any moment and you need to be ready
for the apocalyptic times that are coming your way,
then you need to be prepared.
And one way to be prepared is to have lots of canned meat.
- And if you're an animal of any kind
chances are you're in a can.
Or one of your kind is in a can
because there is a smorgasboard
of animals that are canned.
- Yes. - Meats that are canned
and we're gonna combine forces today
and taste those and see if they can be identified.
It's time for Can You & Me Meet
In The Middle of This Canned Meat?
- So here's how this is gonna work.
We're gonna have a can of meat come out.
It has a clue painted on the outside by Eddie.
Thank you, Eddie.
And we're going to use our tasting faculties
and our looking-at-clue faculties in order to, as a team,
determine what kind of meat it is.
- We are the meat-eating faculty.
- We are. - We are the faculty.
- We're the faculty, not the staff, not the staff.
- Let's get into it.
- All right, bring it in.
Okay. - That's a big can!
- And quick piece of information,
we get a special treat if we get four
out of six of these correct.
- But if we don't,
we have to take all of the meats,
combine them into a nasty meat ball
and eat that, both of us, so...
- Happy B-day.
- That is our clue from Eddie.
Don't cut yourself, I don't want any of your blood.
- Happy B-day?
- Now, if I look down in there,
that looks like hamburger and fat.
You know what, that might be potatoes,
I think that's mashed potatoes and gravy
and meat loaf, or dog food, 'cause now I'm smelling it.
- Let's taste it, man, we're working as a team here.
- It tastes better than it smells,
but that's fat, that's not mashed potato.
- It's a roast beef, man.
It's not bad at all.
I'd definitely live on this.
- I'm pretty sure this is beef because anything,
even like a bison or something that looks like
ground beef, but it's something else,
it would have like a hint of gaminess
or something different.
- But why would it be birthday?
- Happy birthday.
- A cake?
Beef cake, the beef cake award?
- It's a beef cake, I don't think that should be our
final answer.
- It's a cow, man, that's a cow.
- Cake?
- Let's just ignore the clue
I think the clue is throwing us off.
It just said happy birthday, guys.
Here's a gift, we know you like beef.
- Okay, so our final answer is cow.
Cow, final answer.
- [Eddie] You're correct, it's beef, it's ground beef.
- Oh okay, good, so we're all over it.
- What was the birthday part?
- Eddie?
- [Eddie] You've said it, beef cake.
- Beef cake!
- [Eddie] That was the clue.
- Oh, we got it.
- [Eddie] You got it!
- We got it and didn't know it.
- Okay. - Okay!
- All right. - That's good.
- Set that one over there, we'll bring the new one in.
- All right.
It's a little can.
- This is a small one. - It's like a cat food can.
- That's an egg. - Egg plus tractor.
- That's a four-wheeler.
- Well, what is that?
- Or a motorcycle.
- That's an ATV.
- It's probably a bird because of an egg.
Let's pop it and see if we can smell bird.
- Egg plus...
Ew, gosh, looks like flesh.
- Let's figure out this clue because I would guess
that this is like ostrich,
because it's pink and it's probably a bird.
Unless that's not a--
- But this is an equation, that's an egg,
and egg plus an ATV.
- Let's taste it.
- That's gonna be what we need.
- Oh it's so gelatinous. - It's spammish.
- It's so gelatinous, guys.
- It's like brain, could it be brain?
- I don't believe that, let's do it.
- It's very... - Milly.
- Milly, eh.
- I just think we should go with our instincts, man.
This is some kind of bird.
- It could be any bird, you wanna go with ostrich
right off the bat?
I've never seen an ostrich on an ATV.
Is this a motorcycle?
- An ostrich can go as fast as a motorcycle.
- That's it.
- In fact, when you go ostrich hunting,
you've got to have an ATV.
- They will kick you and kill you.
- Just like a motorcycle.
- Final answer is ostrich, Drew.
- [Eddie] Okay, this is potted meat
made with chicken, pork added.
(buzzing)
- Chicken plus pork?
- Is this supposed to be a pig?
- [Eddie] It's a motorcycle, another name for a motorcycle--
- Hog!
Hog!
- Oh...
- Chicken with pork added.
- Chicken plus pork, it's just potted meat,
didn't we say potted meat?
Well that's not our final--
- It's from Armour,
Armour, one of our favorite, potted canned meat companies.
(growling)
- Man, I've got to clean my palate.
- Now, what would you say this is?
- Orange, green and blue,
it looks like a pickle sandwich.
- Now, I want a clarification, the last one was two
different animals, does that mean that other rounds
might be more than one animal?
- [Eddie] That's the only one.
- Okay.
- Okay, so I'm gonna try to take this off safely.
- That seems less safe than just...
- Something tells me that--
- We're gonna have to go spoonage on this.
Oh gosh.
- It's chunky.
Now this is some, oh,
that's unexpectedly aromatic.
- Really?
- Yeah, smell it.
It's an aromatic gravy.
- Oh, nice.
Eddie, your clues are weird, man.
- Blue, green and orange?
- Let's eat it and see if it gives us anything.
That's strong, that's some spicy stuff, man.
- Oh it is spicy.
- It's a red meat though.
- It's not processed, it's a stringy meat,
ripped right off the animal
and put into a can.
- It's like an elk or something,
what other elks are there?
- The Western Elk--
- The Eastern Elk.
- The Smiling Elk, always looks friendly,
but he will cut you.
- Yeah, the Shifty Elk.
- I wish I were a reindeer,
but I'm an elk now.
- Yeah, but what does that mean?
There's a gradient in there, have you noticed that?
- None of the artistry is purposeful.
Let's not go Bob Ross on this thing.
The guy just put an orange, a green and a red.
This is a flag.
- A flag of what?
- A country, you dork.
- Yeah, but what country is orange, green and blue?
What country is really into elk?
Maybe I shouldn't lock us so hard into elk.
- Yeah, let's go off elk.
- Back off of the elk.
- This is a flag, not the official flag,
but the unofficial flag of Peru.
I think this could be a lama meat.
- In some strange way you seem so reasonable right now.
- It's strange for me to ever seem reasonable.
- This is the version of the Peruvian flag.
- It's not the official Peruvian flag,
but it is the unofficial.
You know they mix it up occasionally.
Like at any moment, it's on deck,
it could move into the official--
- The unofficial flag of Peru, that's better
than anything I've come up with,
I'm gonna say that this is...
- Smells like can.
- This is lama. - Final answer.
- Alpaca to be specific. - No, oh.
- [Eddie] You're incorrect.
(buzzing)
The animal is an aligator.
- A gator?
- [Eddie] Those are the colors of the Florida Gators.
- Well...
- There's no green here.
- The green is the color of the actual gator,
but their colors are orange and blue.
- Yeah, that's a pickle.
You drew a pickle in the middle of the Florida Gator.
- That really threw me, Eddie.
- All right, if we don't want to be eating this
conglomerate meatball which now has ostrich, beef,
and lama in it, we've got to get all of these right.
That's soupy.
- You know what, I haven't looked at the clue yet.
- Yeah.
Forget the clue.
- I feel like I want to taste it and then see
if the clue confirms it.
- Okay, I'm not looking at it either.
- I'm gonna get a new spoon.
- Gatorless spoon.
- Oh there's bones. - This is a shifty elk.
- It smells barbecuey--
- That is the neck of an animal.
It's all neck.
I think it's all neck all the time.
- All neck all the time, that's a giraffe.
- That's a baby giraffe, man.
I don't, you wouldn't do that, no way.
- You guys aren't feeding us a baby giraffe, are you?
- Multiple!
- Oh gosh.
- That's another neck, see if we can find some more neck.
- I mean... - It's the whole thing,
we can get clues here.
That's more neck, more neck.
- Why did they just put in all the bones.
- It's all...
Oh, oh, oh...
- It's a snake. - Snake.
- This is a freaking snake.
- It's a snake, man.
Now let's look at the clue and confirm it.
- On a plane.
Snakes on a plane.
- But we've got to eat it, man, we've got to eat it.
We thought it was just neck of...
We thought more neck, more neck,
turns out that's what a snake is.
- All neck. - Just more neck.
- All the time. - Yeah!
- I'm just gonna put it in my mouth
and just eat it.
Oh, you're picking it off of the...
- It's not bad, it's a good snake.
It's not that good.
Totally acceptable in an apocalyptic situation.
- It doesn't taste bad and that sauce tastes
like barbecue sauce, but looks like chicken noodle
soup sauce, I eat broth.
All right, so that's our final answer
- Yeah, snake.
- Little baby--
- Little baby giraffe snake.
- Giraffe snake.
- [Eddie] It's rattlesnake.
- Rattlesnake! - That's rattlesnake?
- Look at that.
Smoked, we knew that, Rocky Mountain style.
- We're like frickin' CSI meets paleontologists.
- Again I'm not looking at the clue.
Gonna peel it back.
- So we got a good technique now.
- You've got to idiot-proof this thing.
- We make a good team, we should do the teammate thing
more often. - Yeah.
- Okay.
- Man, that looks like beef stew or it could be an organ.
That could be a liver.
- No, it has muscle fiber.
- Okay, good. - This could be elk.
- Why you gotta be so elk-centric?
(laughing)
- I'm sorry I'm biased towards elk.
- Now if this was sitting out and I was starving,
I might be excited,
but at this point I'm like--
- Yeah, yeah, can of already eaten snake
and other things, let's do it.
- Oh.
- Okay.
- Not horrible. - Okay,
I think I know what it is.
I think this is bear meat.
- Because it's brown like a bear?
- [Rhett] Yeah!
- The meat doesn't indicate the color of the fur.
- You come up with your guess
and then we'll look at the clue and see which one
is confirmed.
- You biased me with your bearness.
- You think it's bear don't you?
- I can believe it's bear, it is a big animal.
- Red dot.
- Red dot. - Hold on, isn't that
the Japanese flag?
- You think he went flag on us again?
- I mean this is a cool color to plenty of schools.
- All right, if we went with Japan, what animal
would it be?
- Panda? - Red dot.
- You can't eat panda.
It's an animal that has a lot of fat
'cause it's got the fat that's kind of come to the top here.
- That could still be anything,
it could be horse.
- I'm still going with bear.
- Give me a rationale about what a red dot
has to do with a bear and I will agree with you.
- If you get attacked by a bear,
chances are there's gonna be some red dots on you.
- Okay,
our final answer is-- - Bear.
- [Eddie] The animal is reindeer.
(buzzing)
- Elk!
Frickin' elk, man!
- You were so close to elk!
I'm sorry!
- Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer!
- [Eddie] There you go.
- Again, I'm not looking at the clue,
this is a pop-topper.
Is this our last one?
Oh gosh.
- If we get this one right, we dodge the meat bullet.
100% right.
- Link, Link, we have problems.
(laughing)
- It's pink.
- It's like I've opened up a vat
and there's gonna be an alien in there.
- Oh my goodness.
- Look at the consistency,
it's human, this is human that's been put into a smoothie.
That's a person!
They canned people.
This is what people would look like canned.
- Oh my God.
- And in the apocalypse there's gonna be a lot of people,
all the losers are gonna be canned.
Don't get canned, that's gonna be my motto
in the apocalypse.
(coughing)
(laughing)
- This is like-- - Let me smell.
- It smells like pig's feet.
Doesn't it smell like pig's feet to you?
- It smells like old hotdogs.
I'm not excited.
Why is this so pinky?
- Pinky in the brain, it's brain.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on-- - Is it brainish?
- Hold on, hold on, it is brain.
It's so brain, there's no fibers to it,
it just like thoughts.
- I have a thought.
It's not to eat this.
- Last time we ate brains it didn't go well, man.
- Uh-uh. - but listen,
we have to be committed to this
because as you've always known,
eating a brain of an animal is an opportunity
to consume its thoughts so as we try to get this down
I want you to zero in on the brain tissue,
you can become the animal while you're eating it
and that's how we're gonna win this game.
We cannot spit it out because we don't get the thoughts
if we don't swallow it, the thoughts
come from the stomach. - This is like a religion.
Like you're building a fricking cult,
belief system over here.
- Yeah, yeah, the thoughts have to get
to the stomach, they can't go through the mouth.
The tongue cannot sense thoughts,
learned that a long time ago.
- Dink it.
- There we go.
- [Link] Definitely organ.
- [Rhett] Did you get it down?
- A little bit.
- Hold on, think about the thoughts.
Don't think about that,
think about the thoughts.
(gagging)
(laughing)
- I hear something, I got it down.
Did you get it down?
- Yeah, hold on, I'm still getting it,
I'm taking it in.
What are you seeing?
I see a fence.
- Nothing, man.
- I see grass, I see a troth.
- It's domesticated?
- It's in a field.
I'm in a field.
No, look, I'm low to the ground,
you're missing it man,
I'm low to the ground, I'm this,
my face is this high off the ground.
- I'm a gerbil!
- It's a sheep or a pig.
(oinking)
I'm a sheep or a pig.
Let's see.
Equals MC squared.
- Milk?
- Milk brain.
- Hold on, no, no, it's in milk.
- It's in milk?
- Pig's milk?
It's in milk. - It's in pig's milk?
- Pigs have milk.
- Not that you harvest.
- All right, gosh.
Aftertaste...
- But the thoughts, I'm serious about this,
I sat low to the ground and I was in grass.
- Yeah, no mud?
- No, it was no mud.
- No, there was mud.
- No, I didn't feel mud, I felt just grass.
- E equals MC squared, it's a smart animal.
Or it's just the brains.
- Yeah, you're right.
That just means brain. - Brain.
- Milk brain.
- Cow, it's a cow brain.
- It is, that's what it is.
Final answer cow brain eating grass
and the troth and all that, yes.
- [Eddie] Okay, you guys were really close,
it's pork brains with milk gravy.
- That's what I was trying to say,
I told you there was mud!
I told you I was in the mud!
- You're right...
- I know I said gerbil, pig brains.
- You said horse and gerbil,
and after that I quit listening to you.
- All right, we'll make the massive meatball.
But for now, we say, watch yourself
when the apocalypse approaches,
gather your cans of meat.
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kissing is illegal.
- This just in,
I've been told that kissing is now illegal
in the city of, in every city of every Earth.
- Well, Doug, that's gonna be a problem,
for me, I'm gonna tell you right now,
I usually don't like to mix my personal life
with the news that we bring to you, good people.
- Report on it.
- But I really like kissing and I'm here to say
that I'm not gonna stand for this.
I mean, look at these lips.
- Okay, put your hands behind your back.
You're coming with me, sir. - Look at them.
- The citizen's arrest.
- You can't deny the power of this.
Look at this tongue. - Get out of here,
get out of here
(laughing)
Watch your head.
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- So, now you're gonna put it in this?
This is getting medical, man.