this month you are 50. exactly happy birthday thank you what are you going to do well we're
going we're going away or not you know what i mean okay yeah top secret location well you know
what you're nearest the theaters we've told people where we're going so i'm probably going to get my
house rob now but with cancer that we're going to flip out in um brent cross so if you think you're
gonna come around my house and rob it thinking i'll sit musty and i'll be well flipping out
if i see you coming at my garden with your little stripy top one and your swag bag
good morning you're listening to the dave berry breakfast show on absolute radio where
real music matters and my guest this morning is mr liam gallagher lg hello still here kids
still here good to see you man still here listen come on you know went to number one
when it was released back in may obviously we're big fans here on the breakfast show
you know it did yeah i was saying that i was going what was that to the album
the fans loved it we love it here on the breakfast show they stay there long though did it
but there you go dinner now you've had a chance to play the songs from it everything's electric
come on you know better days diamond in the dark how has it been playing those new tracks for the
fans yeah man oh it's not one of them with new songs you know i mean in about maybe 10 years
time you know i mean people sort of really be in whom you know what i mean so i'm when
they're against the oasis songs every obviously them songs have been around for ages so everyone
sort of loses their minds to it so they got unfairly get you unfairly get judged you know
what i mean okay by these stone cold classics that i've been around for 30 years you know what i mean
so but you know i think the response has been half decent one to be fair
do you spend a lot of time on balancing the set list for that reason with that in mind
yeah you know what i mean like just like the way i see it is a boxing match
if you can get in there and get out of there around about eight songs you know what i mean
playing sweaty songs even though we do these days and all that cycle but it's like if you can just
spank him round about the eighth song then you can play what you want then can't you come out
swinging that's yours by the way isaac like tyson you know i mean you're trying to knock people out
on your 19th song you're wasting your time you're not me now moving on liam uh you've always nailed
our special breakfast show features you were the master of five words five grand the dawn of nosy
parker and the goat of showbiz scenario here we go and this time out i bring to your door star
sign scenarios star signs star signs which we kicked off of your good mate serge he was the
first person to do this okay liam we're about to take a deep dive into your astrological projection
you were born on the 21st of september yeah this month you are 50. exactly happy birthday
thank you how are you feeling about that is that a milestone for you or is it just
another day no it's not another day man i'm definitely proud to be here man 50 man it's
a bigger man without a doubt and i don't really celebrate my birthdays that much i sort of just
sort of celebrate every day you know what i mean but this time i'm sort of gonna try and go in and
have a nice long week of celebrations you know what i mean okay but but yeah i'm busy man i just
love being alive man there's whether they're 50 60 2 4 or 7 you know what i mean i'm buzzing it
just be here you know what i mean have you asked for something special for your birthday i don't
want anything special i don't want nothing i don't want i've got everything i need one all good but i
just want to just have a good time i can't be i know i grow you know what i mean just won't
have a nice time manager that's it man what are you going to do well we're going we're going away
or not you know what i mean okay yeah top secret location well you know what your nearest people
where we're going so i'm probably going to get my house rob now but with cancer that we're going to
flip out in uh brent cross so if you think you're going to come around my house and knob it
thinking must be you've got another thing coming and i'll be well flipping out
if i see you coming at my garden with your little stripy top one and your swag bag
yeah no no i don't know where i'm going somewhere okay now uh i was also born in september this
makes us yeah virgos makes us both virgos you think so you kind of believe in any of this stuff
yeah well i do every virgo that i met's been absolute g man i agree i've never
met a bad one i've never met a bad virgo and i've met loads of divi geminis yeah don't get
started on the capricorns the captain can't oh yeah uh we are ruled by the planet mercury
uh we are most compatible with those under the star sign of pisces and cancer apparently
and our lucky numbers are 5 14 15 23 and 32 right in case you're going to do the lottery now we're
going to delve into the traits and characteristics of all things virgo with some probing questions
from another plane and we begin with practical liam virgos are said to be very practical
people are you handy on the tools do you lend yourself into some diy around the house ever no
not into any of that why not turn the light switch on and off that's as far as i go if something goes
wrong in the door behind me and double lock it and put the alarm on for you he's doubly down
on this and then he opens the bear trap that he keeps in the hall yeah i know i aim the cannons
like all the spikes out around the garden wall no no i'm not an andy man no no not for me man
do you mind have you got any kind of issue with calling someone in to fix something or would you
rather just have a professional get on with it oh i pretty much prefer someone else who knows
what he's doing i'm a hundred percent time for all that stuff no questions and i know there's
a lot of people right now just to bite the nose you know despite the face and i'll do it but
look at the state of your house man you know what i mean the shelter all hanging off
yeah but you did it you give it a good goal but it wasn't good enough yeah doesn't it do it properly
i tried to fix the piping under my sink the other day using a youtube instructional video
and like little evie's like daddy why is it still not working oh piping is the worst
piping i know i was unscrewing it and the water was coming nails nails are bad enough
once piping is just another no stressing me out oh yeah you're right i let down my virgo
brothers and sisters that's for sure um patient
well no one is infinitely patient of course virgos are more patient than others
i'm patient i don't find that to be true of myself this is where i let the virgo team down again
are you are you saying yeah i am pretty maybe this is a whole lot of bollocks all this stuff like
this game that we're playing but we'll play it we'll see what what you mean the feature
you know there's you wouldn't go straight from being kind of zen
to being impatient or annoyed about something it would have to ratchet up yeah no i'd salt
that i'm pretty chill man i've been waiting for something now for a couple of weeks
from um to be delivered right and i'm sort of i am kind and now ready to start kicking off
but it's took two weeks you know what i mean i'm sorry i've sort of been going i don't wake
my beard tomorrow you're not you're not straight on the phone like the day it was meant to be here
and then like last week i was going something on me and they're going on it's not
a brew gone do they feel about the fact they're talking about about now it's two weeks in now i
was like i actually got to the phone yesterday when i got put on the speaker thing where they
said only you'll only be there for four minutes and someone will answer and it went to six
so now i'm ready to like smash them but that's been two weeks you know what i mean
hang on a second you're telling me your company put liam gallagher on hold yeah
you are joking yeah and he said we were with us in four minutes but he went to ten i was like
so whoever they are they know where they are i'll be working with i won't be uh
buying anything from them again but it's took me two weeks to lose me rag so i'm pretty
patient okay that's good to know what about critical virgos are very hard-working people
we're great at everything oh no critical i'm self-critical man oh
okay is that what we're saying yeah well that's an interesting point i was gonna say do you put
such pressures on yourself to be perfect yeah man yeah i know there's no such thing as perfect but
i am very self-critical and it's it's got and i think that's a good thing you know what i mean
does it mean you're judgmental of other people if they're not delivering to the standards that
you require no no no i'm not really minded about other people because that's their business in it
you know what i mean like that's they've got to deal with their own stuff but me personally i'm
very self-critical of pretty a lot of things which is fun which can be annoying but and some days
you just got to give yourself a break can't you just go you know what as long as it's half decent
that's what we're looking for but you know what i mean i am pretty self-critical yeah i understand
uh tidiness is something we have to talk about if we're very tired as well like clean freaks it's
not term that's being used no i'm not a freak not a freak no it's not uh but i am tidy man do
you enjoy time here i enjoy tidying yeah i enjoy hiding i don't even do the dishwasher i do all my
gear in the sink like a proper old person do you find it therapeutic yeah man i can't dishwashers
go away yeah i'll i'll clean him better than you you know what i mean you know what i mean so i do
it all in there and yeah and all that and they're all lined up there like you know and then i'll get
someone else to pull away but yeah i do this as well but what's the wardrobe situation like i mean
is that all organized colour coordinated it should be but it's not it used to be but then i sort of
give up kind of thinking just chill out mama yeah yeah but yeah i used to be anal but i'm not that
anal anymore no you've got to let it go at some point yeah you've got to go you have to let it
uh in another thing because you you've handled that brilliantly as we know you would but
um there's something we're doing on the breakfast show uh which is putting together a super group
of parents named the band of mum and dad these people used to play instruments or sing they
were all in bands then they became family this is another game now this is not a game so we
finished doing that astrology we finished with that all right for that one come on liam gallagher
bolts i understand i do do that from time to time now
what i was going to say is more than one way david
this isn't another game right i'm putting together a super group of listeners on the show called band
of mum and dad so these people were all in bands they became parents life got in the way they had
to give up on the rock and roll dream so we are putting it together you know over the next few
weeks what piece of advice would you have or have you got any warm and encouraging words for the
band of mum and dad that we can play them once the super group is formed well uh i want sort of uh
as a singer you just gotta get right up to that mic and just go for it man and i won't worry about
being in tune or out soon i think you know punk rocks of our attitude in it you know what i mean
so as for this whoever is going to be the singer just get stuck in i've got no time for people
who whimper around the microphone you know what i mean or oh that kind of like singing i've got
no time for them it's like go [ __ ] off over there and do something else you know what i mean
you could get involved with that my microphone is not your friend you know what it means to be
snagging you off getting involved spit all over it you know what i mean i got time for these little
wimpy shoegazing bands that i got and they call that singing so that's my piece of advice not me
there you go oh that's good advice liam gallagher we've got come on you know on
repeat here on the breakfast show we love all the singles that have come from it's a great
album if you haven't already go check it out liam gallagher thank you so much