*SMG4 screaming his ass off as Mario stomps around in a titan*
Mario's Been Playing The Tactical Mobile Game,
War Robots
A Bit Too Much Lately.
Over 9 Million People Are Playing It Right Now.
A big variety of robots
and weapons for many possible combinations await.
create a war machine that fits your own playstyle!
OH GAWD AH-UH MARIO, TELL THEM ABOUT WAR ROBOTS
*mario explains*
KICC
Install War Robots now and get a HUGE starter pack with 1 boa robot with unique skin, full set of weapons
100 gold, and 400 thousand silver!
Links are in the description!
SMG4 the badass: Now if you'll excuse me I need to kick someone's ass!
(MARIO B IN TROUBLE)
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& SMG4 Productions
(Why are we at Garry's Beach?)
*sigh*
*mario humming*
Say, I'm-a-Hungry, have You Got Any Food?
WOOHOO
Ok, Don't Forget To Subscribe! :D
Ha Ha!, Yes!
OH NO!! :(
It's RAINING HOTDAWGS (czarcasm approves)
woah. i love hot dawgs
Leweegee: Mario? Mario?
Angry Mario: Whaddya want? Oh, you've gotta be fucking with me!
Sad weegee
How about you SHUCK mario's HAWT DAWGS
Gulp
Glurp
Scared weegee: *weak inhale*
*anime noise*
Luigi: *flipping out*
*creeeeeak*
NOM
Gorlp
*anime noises*
Really scared weegee: *mown*
Relieved weegee: Phew... mama mia...
*MOAR noises*
Slightly badass weegee: Eh? Luigi not afraid.
*sneaze*
*saiko talking once again*
*noise*
*WOOSH*
*luigi tries to talk to dat gurl*
*saiko talking*
*le luigi feeling sorry for saiko*
*walking away*
*asking saiko for a hawt dawg*
Luigi: Hot dog!
*meme*
*saiko's got a follower*
Feel-sorry Weegee: *cries*
*luigi explains the usual thing*
*explaining*
*feeling more sorry*
*saiko noise*
*look over dare*
*elmo's wrold*
Mr. Moal: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
OUTTA THIS HOUSE! OUTTA THIS HOUSE!
*wareo having fun*
Walweegee: Wah?
*they gonna build*
Nerdy Toad: Yaaaaay!
(Boopkins and his waifu having fun)
Boobkins: AHH! OH NO IT'S SAIKO NO NOT AGAIN!
Bawb: Yo boopkins what the hell are you whining about-
Baub: O NO NAWT DAT CRAZY BITCH! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
Boupkinz: Oh no no wait for me!
*ded waifu pillow*
*sad saiko*
*really sad*
*this sucks*
*luigi feeling sorry for saiko*
*luigi talking*
Naaw!
*romantic moment*
*the greenest of men talking*
O yeh!
*creepy*
*asking*
*angry saiko*
*scared weegee*
*crying*
*admittence*
*courage*
*really scared weegee*
*scared*
Saiko: *giggle*
*luigi thinking as he goes to do some teaching*
HOW CAN LUIGI LIFT AN ENTIRE BOARD?!
*teacher wuigi*
HMMMmmmmm....
Go weegee!
*explain*
*luigi talking then saiko getting boredly mad*
*back to teacher wuigi*
(of course she wants to be nice)
*saiko saying it sounds dumm*
(it's good if you give it a try)
Bingooh! Herewegooo!
*saiko looking over dare*
*bawb, boupkinz, and Meekoo are having fun*
Boopkenz: yay
IIICE CREEEEAM!
*Saiko's gonna try it*
Baughb: Oh no! She's back! Shit!
Baab: Take the green frawg! I'm too secksy to die!
*nice saiko*
*really nice*
*bob throws boopkins aside, presumably breaking his shoulder. Bob wants the ice cream.*
Bob: I ain't eating that shit!
It's probably poison! *YOU DON'T SAY?*
Scared bawb: Yes mam! *nawm*
Saiko got through being the friend zone
(OH COME ON BOB IT WASN'T THAT BAD! IT WAS JUST CHOCOLATE!)
(YOU SONVA BISH)
*Saiko angry*
(Bob is in big trouble now)
Saiko: WHAT?
(course it does)
(Y U NO CALM DOWN!)
(Really bob you shit yourself)
*drop*
Thanks weegee
Moving on...
That's pretty gud!
(*teacher wuigi being nice)
(OH COME ON! SAIKO JUST CALMED DOWN!)
*teacher wuigi being a baby*
Luigi teaching
moar teaching
(Forgiveness is always important)
(Trusting is too)
(this is starting to PISS ME OFF with saiko not calming down)
(NO THEY DON'T YOU STUPID BITCH)
(thanks luigi but SAIKO OVER HERE IS BEING A LITTLE BITCHY)
*wario and his bro having some fun*
(things about to get tough)
Wario: what'sa going on here?
Niceness is all
HEEEEEYANDSOM
(boy howdy, here we go)
(Screw you too wario you fat bitch PEICE OF SHIT!)
(they deserved it.)
(I agree luigi*
(A FUCKIN RAWKET LAWNCHER)
*she can't*
*luigi being so sorry*
*bad ending*
*horrible ending*
*the worst ending*
(oh yeah gr8 idea)
*forever alone ending*
*then the beach went up in flames*
*chaos goes on*
(the end is near of course)
(that's bullshit bob nothing like that would ever happen)
mama mia
Nawm
delicious
yummy
(good for you)
*luigi failed*
(MARIO DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE YOUR BROTHER)
Luigi: Mario!
(Merio.exe has staphed workin')
(thud)
(ded)
*the worstest of worst endings*
*the worstest worst of worst endings*
*very very very very bad ending*
*inevitable ending*
(badass saiko to save the day)
(of course that fatty fatass that had 500 dogs)
*pls miracle*
(Not sure)
(OH COME ON DAMMIT NOOO)
(NOOOOOOOOO!)
(YOU BETTER GIVE FUCKS OLD MAN CAUSE IMMA KICK YOUR ASS LATER)
(DAMMIT)
(le idea)
*bye bye steave*
*STEVE RAMP*
*here we go*
Wow what an a$$hole! (you needed to be used steve! Shut your face!)
(big ass mouth fuckre)
*inertia*
*shatter*
(no he aint)
(oh shit)
Dr. Mario: L8tuh!
*wide-eyed luigi stares up at the shattered window*
(SAIKO NOOOO)
(NOOOOOOOOOO)
(SAIKO DON'T YOU DARE)
(DON'T! I FUCKING SWEAR I'LL GUT-PUNCH YOU)
(SAIKO DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE)
(DON'T! FUCKING DON'T!)
(o wow that was pretty nice of you wuigi)
(okey then, that's... that's a miracle)
(No no no no NO NO NO!)
(YOU'RE GONNA GET ANOTHER HEART ATTACK)
(NOOOOO)
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
(NOOOOOOHOOOOO)
*outro music. Translations by Angel and whoever else, presumably SMG4. Like and subscribe, and I'll see you next time! bye!*