- One, two, three. - [Both] Granny.
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- I'm Stephen Joffe and I'm playing Ricardo in One Up.
- My name is D.J. Mausner and I'm playing Diane.
- My name is Madison Baines and I play Lilly.
- I'm Lolita and I play Jenna.
- I am Taylor Zakhar Perez and I play Dustin.
- My name is Hari Nef and I play Sloane.
- My name's Nicholas Coombe and I play Owen.
- My name is Paris Berelc and I play Lee in One Up.
- Today we will be playing Would You Rather, Gaming Edition.
- I would rather have my gaming chair
feel a little warm and moist 'cause I,
I have acne so someone else's sweat, the head, no, I'm good.
- Yeah, it's kind of gross.
Give me both, you know.
- I would rather have the moist and warm seat.
That's gross.
- It's kind of nice when, like.
- There's nothing nice about it.
- A close friend, family member or lover, like,
heats up the toilet seat for you.
- I would definitely rather have a warm, moist seat.
- Absolutely.
- Because I wear pants when I game.
(Stephen laughing)
- I would also rather have a warm, moist seat.
- Um, I can't feel below my waist.
So, I'm gonna go with the chair for my Would You Rather.
- You, blah, they're both gross though, ahhh.
- I think I'd rather the controller disconnect.
- I would rather that too.
'Cause at least you can plug it back in.
Like I, a big pet peeve is when it's lagging.
- I would rather the controller disconnect
because if it lags, then I think it's on me.
And if the controller disconnects,
I could be like, "This game's just Ms. Stupid."
- I'd rather have the lag
because you could, like, learn to play around the lag.
If you're controller is disconnected,
you're totally powerless.
- Yep, I agree with that.
I would choose the lag as well.
- We'll answer it, both of us, on the count of three.
- I don't know.
- Granny versus kid. One, two, three.
- [Both] Granny.
- I wanna see a granny be dope at video games.
I haven't seen that.
- I would rather lose to a nine-year-old kid
because I can at least say he has experience with the game.
It would be way more harsh to hear that I lost to a grandma.
- I don't know, I would always let my grandma win.
I would rather let my grandma win.
- They didn't say it was your grandma.
- Oh, that's true. (both laughing)
- Nine-year-old kid.
- Seventy-year-old granny.
- Dude, nine-year-old kids are so good.
- I know, but like losing to an elder,
like, I can lose with dignity.
- I would rather go with aliens.
- I'd probably rather go with zombies
'cause you know what you're gonna get.
It's just like an undead person coming for you.
But aliens could have, like, secret powers.
- I would fight against zombies
because one good head thwack and they're done.
Aliens can have intelligence.
- I'd say zombies, yeah, they're slower.
- [Both] Aliens.
- Zombies are terrifying. Have you played Resident Evil?
- Have you seen Dawn of the Dead?
- I feel. - Zombies.
- Yeah.
- Zombies for sure, aliens could have alien technology.
Zombies are just like a dead dude
and I could be like "Get back in your grave, stupid."
- Yeah, stupid, get back in your grave, you loser.
- I would rather be an elf.
I find them beautiful and cool and badass.
- Elf, they're hot.
- Elf.
- I would rather be an elf.
- Yeah, like Legolas.
- I feel like it's, the ears are super chic.
- Yeah. Long hair, bow and arrow.
- You're sexy, you're live, you live forever.
You have beautiful hair, you can walk on snow.
- Okay, orcs are sexy as hell, brah.
- I'd be an orc.
Lord of the Rings make orcs look real cool.
- Probably to the future because I'm gay. (laughing)
- (laughing) Yeah.
- I don't think the past would really be like,
"Hey, what's up with this person with no gender?"
- Future. What's in the future?
Who knows?
What's in the past, everyone knows.
- I'd rather time travel to the past.
- Really?
- There's like things I would wanna re-live.
Yeah, like cute-sy moments that I love.
- I'd much rather go into the future where it's unknown
than mess up something in the past
by wheeling over one little bug
and then the whole present day is different.
- I would rather go to the future.
They really, they really messed things up back there.
- I would go back in time because you're like,
"This is the best time ever. Enjoy this moment in time."
- I would go back in time to figure out the things
that are true about what I learned about certain times
and things that are untrue.
- Don't forget to go and see us in One Up.
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