Something wonderful has happened!
Ani...
I'm pregnant.
*gaaaaasp*
I'm gonna be a father?!
Shh! What are you doing?
I'm so happy!
Quiet!
Everyone, I'm gonna be a father!
My secret wife is pregnant, and she's gonna have a baby!
Master Windu! Have you heard the news?!
Yoda, where you at?
I'm gonna be a father!
How Star Wars Revenge of the Sith Shoud Have Ended
The chancellor wants me to be his personal representative on the jedi council.
*yoda giggle*
Uhhh... no.
Why not?!
Uh because we elect our own members?
And because Dooku told Obi-Wan the senate was under the control of a sith lord!
Oh yeah!
I forgot about that.
Back away!
I will deal with this jedi slim myself!
Your move!
Haha! I'm just kidding.
Everyone shoot this fool!
I immediately regret my decision!
Hahahaha!
*coughs*
We will watch your career with great interest!
Good Anakin good! ... Kill him.
The darkside of the force is a pathway to many abilities...
some consider to be unnatural.
You're the sith lord!
Well it's about time you figured that out!
I've been dropping hints like crazy!
I am a slow learner.
I'm gonna turn you over to the jedi council.
Of course you should.
But you're not sure of... wait! Where are you going?
I'm calling them right now!
No! NO!
Master, I've discovered a terrible truth!
The chancellor is a sith lord!
A sith lord?!
Yes master.
He's trying to tempt me with the dark side!
Help me, Anakin! The jedi are taking over!
Why are you shocking yourself!?
Help me!
I can help you save Padme!
He's... very effective.
Please hurry.
Don't let him leave!
Okay!
Now I know you think just whipping out your lightsaber makes you look intimidating!
But this is possibly a sith lord we're talking about!
So whatever you do...
don't just let him slowly stab you or something stupid like that!
Expect severe resistance! Understand?
We are jedi MASTERS for crying out loud!
Got it?
Got it.
It's treason then.
Raaaaaaaagh!
Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
At last...
The lord of the sith is destroyed.
Ooooh hessa not the lord of the sith.
Messa the lord of the sith!
Messa Darth Jar Jar!
And youssa in BIG doo doo this time!
AGGGGH!
Enough is Enough!
I've had it with these nerf herding sithlords in this nerf herding senate!
And then, your mother DIDN'T die in child birth...
and I knew all my nightmares were just a trap.
It was a trap?
Yep. It was a trap.
Then what happened?
And then the war was over!
The senate voted for a new chancellor...
the clones all got new jobs...
all the jedi lived...
and mommy and daddy lived happily here on naboo.
Yay! I like that story, Daddy!
Aww.
I feel like maybe it ruins a better follow up storyline.
Ha ha ha! It probably does.
*laughter*
I HAVE A FAMILY!
It's over Anakin!
I have the high ground!
Well now you have the lava ground!
Whoa!
Whooa!
Lava ground!
Stop it!
Lava ground!
Stop it!
Lava Ground!
Stop it, Anakin!
From my point of view you have the lava ground!
Okay I get it!