NEXT GUEST FROM "2 BROKE GIRLS" AND "THE NEIGHBORHOOD" RIGHT
HERE ON CBS.
PLEASE WELCOME BETH BEHRS.
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>> HELLO, STEPHEN!
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE A BELOVED FIGURE HERE TO THE CBS FAMILY.
AS I SAID, "2 BROKE GIRLS" FOR SIX SEASONS.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: NOW "THE NEIGHBORHOOD" ON CBS.
HOW-- HOW-- HOW DO YOU DO A SITCOM?
BECAUSE I WAS A YOUNG ACTOR-- >> I'M FAMILIAR.
>> Stephen: ...ONCE UPON A TIME AND I COULD NOT GET CAST IF
ANYTHING.
>> BUT YOU WERE IN "STRANGERS WITH CANDY" WHICH IS THE BEST
SHOW OF ALL TIME.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WE HAD TO WRITE THAT FOR OURSELVES BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD
CAST US.
WE DID A PILOT SEASON-- >> I WAS AN ACTUAL BROKE GIRL
WHEN I GOT "2 BROKE GIRLS."
I WAS A NANNY-- IT WAS METHOD BUT I WAS PLAYING THE RICH ONE,
SO... I WAS SHARING A ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT, AND
MICHAEL PATRICK KING TOOK A CHANCE AND BELIEVED IN ME AND I
WAS SO LUCKY.
"THE NEIGHBORHOOD," I LOVE SIT COMES BECAUSE OF THE LIVE
AUDIENCE.
I'M LIKE YOU, I'M A THEATER NERD.
>> Stephen: SURE, THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE TO HAVE THEATER.
THAT'S LIKE HAVING A LIVE AUDIENCE HERE.
I WANT TO KNOW IF THEY'RE ENJOYING THEMSELVES.
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL THE REVIEWS COME OUT.
>> THEY ARE, OBVIOUSLY!
>> Stephen: YOU POSTED THIS INSTAGRAM.
OH, RIGHT HERE.
IT'S NOT A PICTURE.
IT'S A VIDEO.
EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS VIDEO, PLEASE.
JIM.
>> WHO IS HERE?
>> DENNIS QUAID IS HERE.
>> DENNIS QUAID WANTS YOU TO KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL HIM
DENNIS QUAID.
YOU CAN CALL HIM MR. DENNIS QUAID.
>> DENNIS QUAID!
>> Stephen: WHERE ARE YOU?
>> I WAS-- A PLANE WITH DENNIS QUAID, JAMIE LANNISTER-- "GAME
OF THRONES" IF YOU AREN'T FAMILIAR --
>> Stephen: A PRIVATE PLANE.
>> AND WE WERE ON OUR WAY TO THE COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS.
AND LET ME TELL YOU, THAT WAS THE BEST PLANE RIDE OF MY LIFE.
I'M THE BIGGEST "GAME OF THRONES" FAN.
YOU HAVE TWO HANDS.
>> Stephen: WHO KNEW.
>> DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE THEY ARE THEIR CHARACTER NAMES.
I CALLED HIM JAMIE.
I DON'T KNOW HIS REAL NAME.
I COULDN'T.
>> Stephen: THAT'S TOUGH FOR THEM BECAUSE SOME OF THEM ARE
HORRIBLE PEOPLE.
>> I KNOW AND-- AND THEN DENNIS QUAID--
>> Stephen: OH, YOU, NIKOLAI, YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!
>> AND SHE'S WONDERFUL!
AND DENNIS QUAID WAS ON THE PLANE, WHICH WAS AMAZING BECAUSE
HE AT ONE POINT TRIED TO HIJACK THE PLANE.
AND I SAID, "DENNIS, DO YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO FLY A PLANE?"
AND HE SAID YES.
AND I SAID DID YOU MAYBE PLAY A PART WHERE YOU FLEW A PLANE.
YOU WOULD HAVE LOST HALF OF THE CBS FAMILY, WILL MUR --
>> Stephen: LET'S KEEP IT LIGHT, KEEP IT LIGHT.
WE HAVE A CLIP FROM "THE NEIGHBORHOOD" HERE.
CAN YOU SET THIS UP?
ARE YOU PLAYING A MOTHER "THE NEIGHBORHOOD"?
>> I DO.
>> Stephen: DO YOU ENJOY PLAYING A MOTHER?
>> I DO.
I'M GETTING A CRASH COURSE IN MOTHERHOOD.
I'M NOT A MOTHER YET, BUT I'D LIKE TO BE SOME DAY.
KIDS ARE LIKE, "WHERE DO YOU GO AFTER YOU DIE?
WHAT ARE THE BIRDS AND THE BEES," BUT THE OTHER TERM.
IT'S GREAT.
>> Stephen: BETH, WHERE DO WE GO AFTER WE DIE?
>> WELL, STEPHEN, YOU KNOW, THAT'S A REALLY INTERESTING
QUESTION, AND SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE THERE IS A PLACE CALLED
HEAVEN.
OTHERS POLICE IN SCIENCE THERE IS A BIG BANG THEOREE SEE, I'M
NOT READY.
I'M NOT READY!
>> Stephen: WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE CLIP.
>> THIS IS WHEN MY SON, HANK, WHO PLAYS GROVER ON THE SHOW
ASKS ME ABOUT-- HE SAYS I'M NOT A COOL MOM AND I DON'T DO COOL
MOM THINGS AND I GET VERY OFFENDED.
AND THEN THE WHOLE EPISODE IS ME TRYING TO PROVE I'M A COOL MOM,
AND I AM.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> NEXT STORE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH MALCOLM AND ARNEY.
>> I THOUGHT YOU AND I WERE GOING TO HANG OUT.
>> THANKS BUT I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR MOM STUFF.
>> "MOM STUFF?" WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
>> WELL, THERE'S MOM STUFF AND THERE'S FUN STUFF.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> I'M FUN!
>> YEAH, BUT NOT LIKE DAD.
LAST WEEK, WE CHOPPED A WORM IN HALF, AND IT TURNED INTO TWO
WORMS!
>> WELL, MOMS CAN DO FUN STUFF, TOO.
I KNOW, WE CAN GO TO COLOR ME MIME AND PAINT CERAMIC SWANS.
YOU USED TO LOVE THAT.
WE CAN GO CRAZY AND PAINT THE FEATHERS PURPLE.
>> I'LL BE NEXT DOOR.
>> Stephen: DANIEL DAY LEWIS.
YOUNG DANIEL DAY LEWIS.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO GET READY FOR THAT.
>> I'M EXCITE GLD AT A CERTAIN POINT YOU'RE NOT COOL ANYMORE.
IT'S HEARTBREAKING.
>> BUT YOU'RE SO COOL.
YOU'RE ON TV.
YOUR KIDS DON'T THINK YOU'RE COOL?
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: "THE NEIGHBORHOOD" SEASON FINALE AIRS MONDAY AT
8:00 ON CBS.
BETH BEHRS, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.