There once was a little girl Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy
But when that bad boy got out of prison That little girl's ass was in big, big trouble!
Daai bra Anies hy's n fokken gam bra Haai! Daai Anies hy lam innie mang ja
'Ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number? Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
Throw dem devilish gang signz in da air Start giving it up 4 little evil me
My fingerz r green coz I'm a mean dope fiend I'm wicked like mad d.o.g
Fresh like a little dark g.o.d Yo-landi vi$$er got da hypest flow
Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned Mudafuckn mindz get blown
Every time I rap in2 da microphone My zef accent iz very foreign
When I speak oaz dey go: I beg your pardon? U can't get me like eric cartman
Naughty little kitty go meow Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now
Jas little devil make your dick go wow Chea boy! yo-landi vi$$er is hot stuff
Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gangsta Haai, daai bra anies hy lam innie mang ja
'Ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number? Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
Daai bra anies hy droom innie mang ja Van my punani, ja jys lekker jas bra
Vinger in jou hol in, nxa! haal uit die ganja Ja pakkie zol in! klap it soos n rasta
I rhyme tight! tight! tight! tight! Spark mosh-pit shit coz I rhyme so hype
Put me in front of sum1 I don't like I go punch! kick! bite! fight!
I'm kray-kray like o.d.b. Yo-landi down wid o.p.p.
I smell lovely coz I don't eat meat 2 much bubbly den I go pee-pee
Look out here cum little evil me I got a itchy little need 4 speed
Rap on da beat like a hi-speed chase song I gooi rooi! no mudafukin breaks on
All deze pop songz sound like da same song I burn dem! ja mudafucka flame on!
Bow down 2 her mudafuckn majesty No rapper out dere az bad az me!
Sny jou koekie! Sny-sny jou snoekie cookie!
Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!
Sny jou koekie! Sny-sny jou snoekie cookie!
Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!
Daai bra anies hy's a fokken gangsta Haai! daai anies hy lam innie mang ja
'Ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number? Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra Daai bra anies hy's vars uitie mang ja
Wys hom punani, waars jou cookie thumper?
Gee hom punani, maar hy soekie bum bra!
Daai bra anies hy's a fokken rou bra Ek blom met anies lekker oppie sofa
He love yo-landi coz I'm blonde all over Maar yoh! daai anies hy hou van my boude!
Lyrics By: facebook.com/simon.forss