[ School bell rings ]
-Good morning, Saugerties High.
And a happy, happy Thursday to you.
This is Principal Davidson.
-And I'm Vice Principal Bailey.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-And it's time for the morning announcements.
-Oh, yes. Now, for any of you freshmen
out there, this is just a quick FYI.
We've been voted the most entertaining --
-And musical. -...all morning-announcement
duo in the tri-county area for 15 whole years running.
-That's right. Yep. -Now, we would like
to take popular ditties and put that special
little "S.H.S." Spin on 'em. -Saugerties High School.
So, all aboard the morning train.
Next up, Announcement Town. Choo-choo!
Let's see -- chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka.
First order of bees wax, I couldn't help but notice,
a lot of heel dragging on the way
to Miss Santiago's Spanish class this morning,
which is no bueno. Okay?
If we're gonna slay the day, gang,
we got to get to class on time.
Because if you don't, you'll get a...
-♪ D ♪ -♪ Followed by a ♪
-♪ E ♪ -♪ And of course ♪
-♪ T, E ♪
♪ N, I ♪ -♪ N, T ♪
-♪ I-O-N ♪
♪ I could put you in detention ♪
♪ With Mr. McCloud ♪
♪ Put you in detention ♪
♪ No cellphones allowed ♪
-Oh, yeah, that was a bop. [ Cheers and applause ]
-It absolutely was. -That was a bop.
-Such a bop. -Now, I'm not a school nurse.
But it seems like there's a bit of a breakout
amongst certain members of our student body.
And I'm talking, of course, about senioritis.
[ Chuckles ] -Senioritis?
There's a cure, right? -Well, just hard work
and a positive attitude. -Ah.
-I hate to see any of your grades drop from a...
[ Rock 'n' roll plays ]
♪ A, B, C, D, E, F-minus ♪
That's the worst grade you can get, F-minus.
[ Cheers and applause ] We have fun. We have fun.
-We do. -We have fun,
but we also have something serious to talk about, okay?
Vape cigarettes. -Oh, not the vape cigarettes.
That is right. We've been getting
so many reports about students that have been vaping
in the bathrooms. It's not alright.
So, this is just a gentle reminder to you guys...
[ Piano plays softly ]
♪ Go easy on that vape ♪
♪ Don't suck on that pen ♪
♪ Just breathe oxygen ♪
-That's exactly right. [ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah, very nice. -Yeah, thanks.
Now, for our next course, we have an announcement
from our cafeteria staff. -Uh-oh.
Nom, nom, nom, hashtag.
-Well, no, no. You might want to hold off
on those nom, nom, noms until you hear this.
♪ Oh, the spaghetti ♪
♪ Is the way to go to the infirmary ♪
♪ 'Cause the lunch lady left it sitting out all week ♪
♪ And it's turning green ♪
-That's right. Now, look...
[ Horn honking ]
When you -- When you hear that sound,
it means it's time to talk about the wheels on the bus
that go 'round and 'round. -'Round and 'round?
Well, one of our school bus drivers
has complained once again that some students
are distracting him on his pickup route.
-Yeah, Gus. So, listen up, gang.
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
-♪ There's one rule on the bus ♪
♪ You know it's don't shoot spitballs at Gus ♪
-Okay, now, look, the next person...
[ Cheers and applause ] The next person --
who hits Gus with any balls gets suspended.
-That includes you. -That does.
-Uh-huh, keep your balls to yourself.
-There we go. -And lastly, here we come
down the homestretch of the announcements.
-[ Imitating fanfare ]
-Hey, guys -- [ Cheers and applause ]
-Look who it is.
-How are you? -[ Laughs ]
-Come on, come on. -[ Laughs ]
-Good to see ya. -We hug it out every morning.
-Well... -We certainly do.
We hug it out sometimes. Superintendent McGilly.
-Absolutely. You guys doing
your famous morning announcements?
Because I'd like to get in on that.
-You'd like to get in on it? -Yeah, sure, sure.
Of course, yes. Absolutely. -Here's this.
And you can use my microphone. -Thank you very much.
Thank you very much. Okay, [Clears throat]
everyone, the deadline for getting in your senior quotes
for the yearbook is today.
So, if you've been waiting for whatever reason --
-I didn't know you were Southern.
-You didn't know that? I thought
we were all doing it. -No.
-We're Southern, you're not? -Well, I'm Southern.
I wasn't. Sorry. Now I am. -I'm gonna continue to do this.
You're just doing passé -- Okay, okay.
[ Laughter ]
-I got one impression.
That's the same one I've been doing 10 years.
-So -- -Sorry, what were you saying?
Well, if you've been waiting for whatever reason,
it's about dang time. -Okay.
[ Hip-hop music plays ]
-[ Rapping ] ♪ In a minute, I'mma need a ♪
♪ Sentimental senior quote for the yearbook ♪
♪ Gonna go-ah with a quote-ah ♪
♪ From Baby Yoda ♪
♪ I just don't know ♪
-Hey, that was pretty fun! Alright!
That was pretty good.
Everybody, get to class, have a great day,
Saugerties High! -Have a good day!
[ School bell ringing ]
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
[ Cheers and applause ]