>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
-- MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTRESS BEST KNOWN FOR THE
BLOCKBUSTER "TWILIGHT" FRANCHISE.
SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW FILM "PERSONAL SHOPPER."
PLEASE WELCOME KRISTEN STEWART!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> Stephen: HEY!
THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: I LOVE THE NEW HAIR.
>> THANK YOU.
IT'S NOT NEW.
IT'S THE OLDEST HAIR.
>> Stephen: THE OLD HAIR IS THE LONG HAIR.
THIS IS THE NEWEST HAIR.
>> TRUE.
>> Stephen: UNLESS YOU HAD A WIG MADE OF OLD HAIR AND PUT IT
OVER A COMPLETELY SHAVED HEAD WHICH WOULD BE LOVELY.
>> YEAH, I MESSED THAT UP.
>> Stephen: THIS IS A NEW MOVE YOU'RE DOING.
YOU'RE JUST DOING IT FOR YOU?
>> THE DIRECTOR SUGGESTED I SHAVE IT ALL OFF BECAUSE THE
FEMALE PROTAGONIST HAS TO BE BAD AS.
>> Stephen: THERE IS A NEW MOVIE CALLED "UNDERWATER" COMING
UP WHICH IS AN UNDERWATER VERSION OF ARMAGEDDON?
>> YEAH, I GUESS SO.
>> Stephen: THIS IS STEP ONE TO BEING BRUCE WILLIS?
>> I GUESS SO.
I HAVE TO PUT ON A LOT OF HELMETS SO IT WILL BE EASIER FOR
MY HAIR DRESSER.
>> Stephen: WE'RE GOING TO ADJUST YOUR MIC AND WE'LL CUT
THIS PART OUT BECAUSE IT'S TOO INTIMATE, BUT YOUR CHAIN WAS
HITTING YOUR MIC AND WE COULDN'T HEAR YOU.
>> COOL.
>> Stephen: ARE WE GOOD NOW?
DID YOU HAVE A LITTLE EAR PIECE?
>> Stephen: HE LOOKED AT ME, POINTED AT THE PROMPTER AND THE
PROMPTER SAID "CHAIN ON MIC."
>> GOT IT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: NORMALLY WE HAVE A
MAD MAN NAMED MIKE BACKSTAGE WE HAVE TO KEEP CHAINED UP.
BUT THAT'S CALLED CONTINUITY.
PEOPLE ARE SAYING, WHERE'S THE CHAIN?
NOW THE CHAIN'S GONE.
NOW THERE ARE GOING TO BE CONSPIRACY THEORIES.
NOW THAT CHAIN'S HITTING IT.
>> SERIOUS?
>> Stephen: I AM SERIOUS.
OKAY, THANKS VERY MUCH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANKS VERY MUCH.
NOW THERE ARE REALLY GOING TO BE CONSPIRACY THEORIES.
I DON'T CARE.
LET 'EM WRITE!
>> CAN WE DO THE SHOW NOW?
I CAN SYMPATHIZE FOR THE HEAD SHAVING BECAUSE I WANTED TO
SHAVE MY HEAD FOR THE YEARS AND IN 2009 THE PRESIDENT ORDER #-RD
GENERAL ORDE TO SHAVE MY HEAD ON SHOW.
DO YOU LIKE IT?
>> I COULDN'T STOP TOUCHING IT.
>> Stephen: MY WIFE SAID IT WAS LIKE DATE AGO NEW GUY.
SHE WOULD REACH OVER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND FEEL MY
HEAD AND GO, WHO IS THAT?
( LAUGHTER ) WELL, LISTEN, YOU HAVE AN HONOR,
IF I CAN CALL IT THAT, THAT SO FEW PEOPLE HAVE.
YOU ARE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE ON TWITTER THAT OUR PRESIDENT
DONALD TRUMP ATTACKED REPEATEDLY.
THIS WAS BACK IN 2012 WHEN YOU AND ROBERT PATTINSON WERE
BREAKING UP.
THIS IS THE FIRST TWEET.
KEEP IN MIND, THIS IS THE MAN WHO'S NOW THE KEEPER OF THE
LAUNCH CODES.
HE TWEETED.
ROBINSON SHOULD NOT TAKE BACK KRISTEN STEWART.
SHE CHEATED ON HIM LIKE A DOG AND WILL DO IT AGAIN.
JUST WATCH, HE COULD DO MUCH BETTER.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) OKAY?
>> WHATEVER.
I'M MUCH BETTER.
>> Stephen: GOOD.
GOOD.
( PIANO RIFF ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HOW -- DID THIS TEACH YOU TO DEAL WITH BULLIES?
BECAUSE THAT'S BULLY BEHAVIOR.
WHY DO YOU THINK HE ATTACKED YOU?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: DID YOU EVER TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT?
>> HMHM-UM.
I TRIED TO.
HE DID IT PUBLICLY AND HE DIDN'T PUBLICLY RESPOND.
WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT.
THAT'S OKAY.
CELEBRATE THE DIFFERENCES, WHATEVER.
>> Stephen: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
>> YEAH, MAYBE NOT.
>> Stephen: WELL, I WILL SAY THIS, HE TWEETED AT YOU ELEVEN
TIMES, OKAY?
>> I KNOW.
>> Stephen: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE TWEETED AT MORE THAN THE
PRESIDENT HAS CONDEMNED ANTISEMITISM?
>> OH, MY GOD -- ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A PRETTY LAID-BACK PERSON.
YOU USE THE WORD "DUDE" IN CASUAL CONVERSATION.
>> IT'S REALLY VERSATILE AND USEFUL.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
TWHAR DIFFERENT WAYS ONE CAN USE "DUDE"?
BECAUSE I ENJOY THE WORD DUDE BUT I MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO DUDE
IT UP.
WHY IS IT SO VERSATILE FOR YOU?
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, YOU CAN -- YOU CAN REALLY BE EMPATHETIC AND
DEPENDING ON THE READING, SOMEONE'S HAVING A HARD TIME,
YOU CAN GO, LIKE, DUDE, YOU KNOW, YOU OKAY?
OR IF SOMEONE'S IN YOUR FACE, MESSING WITH YOU, DUDE!
BACK IT UP!
SAME WORD.
ENTIRELY DIFFERENT EFFECTS, THOUGH.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
IT'S THE ADJUSTABLE ALAN WRENCH OF WORDS.
( LAUGHTER ) THE NEW MOVIE, "PERSONAL
SHOPPER," GETTING TREMENDOUS REVIEWS.
IT'S A SCARY MOVIE.
WOULD YOU CALL IT HORROR, SUSPENSE?
>> YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS PEOPLE ARE CALLING IT, LIKE, A
THRILLER.
THERE ARE DEFINITELY ASPECTS OF IT THAT ARE UNNERVING FOR SURE
AND UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> Stephen: YOU PLAY A TWIN IN THIS, I UNDERSTAND.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: TELL US WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT.
WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR TWIN.
>> WHEN YOU MEET THE CHARACTER YOU REALLY KNOW ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING ABOUT HER, OTHER THAN IN THE FIRST FEW MINUTES THAT SHE
HAS LOST HER TWIN BROTHER, AND SHE'S SUCH A FRAGMENTED VERSION
OF HERSELF.
HALF OF HER IS GONE, ESSENTIALLY, AND THIS TRAUMA
SHE'S IN HAS SORT OF KICK STARTED THIS REALLY DEEP
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS THAT'S LED HER TO QUESTIONS THAT ARE
UNANSWERABLE AND SHE JUST WANTS ONE THING THAT'S FINITE SHE CAN
HOLD ON TO THAT SHE CAN START THIS REBUILDING PROCESS OF WHO
SHE IS SO SHE CAN GET PAST THE GRIEVE OF HER BROTHER.
SO SHE STARTS QUESTIONING WHAT THE AFTERLIFE IS AND WHETHER
THERE IS A TANGIBLE CONNECTION TO THAT THAT WE CAN HAVE OR
TOUCH OR FEEL.
SO IT GETS A LITTLE SPOOKY BECAUSE REALITY DOESN'T REALLY
EXIST FOR HER.
IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN EVE EVER-SHIFTING THING.
IF YOU DON'T FEEL AS THOUGH YOU EXIST, QUESTIONING EXISTENCE AND
HOW WE RELATE TO EACH OTHER IS A VERY DEBILITATING NOTION.
>> Stephen: WELL, WE HAVE A LITTLE CLIP HERE.
WHO ARE YOU SPEAKING TO IN THIS CLIP?
>> MY BOSS' BOYFRIEND.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
JIM?
>> WHEN YOU'RE A MEDIUM, YOU JUST ARE ATTUNED TO A SORT OF --
VIBE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "VIBE"?
IT'S AN INTUITION THING.
IT'S A FEELING.
YOU SEE THIS DOOR, IT'S ONLY, LIKE, SLIGHTLY AJAR.
>> YOU THINK A SOUL CONTINUES TO EXIST AFTER DEATH?
>> I DON'T KNOW EVEN KNOW IF I BELIEVE IN THAT.
LOUIS DID.
I HAVE TO GIVE HIS SPIRIT -- WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT --
A CHANCE TO PROVE HIM RIGHT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THIS CHARACTER IS
DEALING WITH GHOSTS.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
>> UM -- >> Stephen: SOME PEOPLE DO.
A LOT OF PEOPLE BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WITH GHOSTS?
>> I'VE HAD EXPERIENCES THAT I HAVE BEEN, LIKE, WHAT WAS THAT
ABOUT AND NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THAT SOUND HAPPENED, BUT
I'VE NEVER -- >> Stephen: PROBABLY A GHOST.
PROBABLY A GHOST.
>> Stephen: YOUR CHARACTER GETS GHOST TEXTS IN THIS MOVIE.
DOES THAT MEAN IN THIS WORLD GHOSTS HAVE THUMBS OR GHOSTS GO
TO THE BATHROOM?
( LAUGHTER ) >> I MEAN, THE PERSON ON THE
OTHER END OF THE PHONE IS THIS KIND OF, LIKE, SHIFTING
PROJECTION OF WHAT SHE SORT OF BELIEVES TO BE TRUE, WHICH IS,
LIKE, IT'S A VERY EVOLVING THING THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE.
ULTIMATELY, I DO KNOW WHO THAT PERSON IS.
IF YOU WATCH THE MOVIE, IT BECOMES A MORE SOLID THING WARD
THE END.
IN THE BEGINNING, SHE COULD BE HAVING A DIALOGUE WITH HERSELF,
SHE COULD BE MAYBE TALKING TO A GHOST OR SPIRIT OR BROTHER OR A
MORE EVIL SPIRIT OR SOMETHING, BUT EVEN -- YOU KNOW, EVEN WHEN
YOU'RE TEXTING YOUR FRIEND AND THEY SAY SOMETHING YOU
MISINTERPRET, ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU FLIP OUT AND FLY OFF THE
HANDLE, YOU'RE BASICALLY TALKING TO YOURSELF ANYWAY, SO IT RIFFS
ON THAT A LITTLE BIT, TOO.
>> Stephen: WELL, LOVELY TO MEET YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) "PERSONAL SHOPPER" IN THEATERS
TOMORROW!
KRISTEN STEWART, EVERYBODY!