Hello there everybody and welcome to the next episode of Ask Evan!
The only ask series on YouTube where you ask the questions and I answer with puns, so let's
get started.
It's the 10th episode!
Any more emails?
I kid you not.
Right after I uploaded by business emails video 2 weeks ago I got this email from Hadrien
again.
Wha?
What?
I am Savana.
I have to accept it.
I haven't replied to that one yet.
So if you have anything particularly funny I should call him please put it in the comments.
Can you make a pepe slash Fall Out Boy pun?
Crashing not like hips or cars No more like p-pepe parties.
This ain't a scene it is a sad frog meme.
"I don't get it" You don't like Fall Out Boy that's why you
don't get it!
No more like p-pepe parties.
What did you think of Pride and Prejudice?
I really hated it at first; the first 20% had way too many characters for me to remember
and it was really slow, but then it picked up, and I really liked it.
And now I've watched almost all the Lizzie Bennet Diaries.
I've watched the movie.
I haven't watched the BBC one yet that everyone's like Why did you not watch the one with Colin
Firth?!
Colin whatever.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Befirth you complain...
you should.... no.
Will you do lil meet ups at Vidcon so I can hug you?
Of course!
I'm gonna be at Vidcon next weekend so if you're gonna be there, I'm gonna be there.
I'm gonna be all around the expo hall; it's my favourite part of Vidcon.
And just wandering around trying to meet as many people as I can.
So if you see me, please stop me and say hi.
And we will get a hug.
Thoughts on dried fruit?
Well, there's no raisin for me to feel this way, but I hate raisins.
Uhm... *laughs*
That jokes probably a bit dated.
Have you fixed your bed yet?
So if you don't follow me on twitter you wouldn't know that for some reason my bed's leg broke
off completely.
So we've been racking our brain on what to do, and then we realised I put a knife rack
right underneath it so...my leg is now this knife rack.
It's beautiful, but also keeps me a little bit afraid at night.
Maybe it's gonna fall .
If a fire starts at home I'm probably gonna save my gameboy colour rather than any useful
things.
Is that bad?
I mean it's kinda bad.
But I feel for you because when I was 15 my apartment was on fire, and I grabbed my gamecube,
all my games, and just put'm in my backpack and rushed them out to the car, and then went
back in and started grabbing all my stuff.
Not recommended.
Don't do that.
Not smart.
But, everything was fine.
My house was unscathed.
There was this crazy guy that lit the other place on fire.
So...
Do you have sweaty hands?
That's a weird question?...
uh...
But I don't think I do.
All I remember is when I was in high school I was in the play, and I had to hold hands
with this girl for this waltz for My Fair Lady at one point, and I kept having to wipe
my hands every minute going ugh... this girl's hands are so sweaty.
Gross.
Until about a month later when I held some other girl's hand and went this girl's hands
are really swe....
Wait.
So I think it was just because I was going through that period of my life.
But my hands don't sweat anymore when I hold a girl's hands.
So that's nice.
Otherwise that'd be pretty gross.
Ew.
What's your fave pair of socks you own?
I don't wanna get up to get my socks!
"where are your socks?"
Where are my socks?
They're my favourite.
They have the little pizza slices.
"I don't know where they are" "Where could my socks be?"
I went through a lot of effort to find these socks for you, but they're my favourite because
they're little pizza slices, and I got them in Brighton when the ocean attacked me, and
I had to buy fresh shoes and socks because I was wet.
Try to pronounce "butchering of giant German word"
Frick.
Try to pronounce "check check 1 2 1 2"
*children cheer* I'm basically German.
I hope that is German.
Favourite character from Gravity Falls?
It's definitely a tie between Soos and Mabel.
I love them both so much.
Second place is definitely Waddles.
No, that's the worst joke I could possibly make.
I mean I could do it.
It's very bad.
Okay!
Tell me one thing you know about Portugal.
Well my friend Elizabeth once formed a company to compete with Cinnabon, and she called it
Lisbon.
Now it's the capital.
*laughs*
That wasn't even a .... no
But in reality I just read a book by Orson Scott Card called Speaker For the Dead, and
it took place on a Portuguese colony planet called Lusitania.
And it was really great!
And a lot of people spoke Portuguese, and English (Stark).
And it was really hard because sometimes they wouldn't tell me what the words meant, and
I'm like what is that?
I don't even know how to pronounce that.
What are all these squiggly lines doin'?
It's not Spanish at all.
"K, I'm goin'!"
Bye Dodie!
Have a nice day!
Lauren asks: Can you give me a pun about a truck?
I don't know Lorryn, I can't do that for you.
*laughs* That was obvious.
That was obvious.
Come on.
What's the first YouTube video you watched if you remember?
I'm pretty sure it was an old song by Bo Burnham.
Way back in 2006.
I think it was I'm Bo Yo?
Possibly?
It was the one with the Spin that third tree around you have a third
whirled cunt tree.
It was great because it was like oh my God puns!
And really inappropriate puns!
So I loved it!
Who are your favourite YouTubers other than you?
Like this person's assuming that my favourite YouTuber is myself which is...
I mean that's probably true, but I mean my favourite YouTubers are Olan Rogers and ItsaMeMyleo
who hasn't uploaded in a while.
What the heck is going on Myles.
And a lot of other people.
Basically if I follow someone on Twitter I like them, and I like their videos, so just
check out who I follow on Twitter to see who I like.
Idk if you've already said this, but favourite place in America?
I'm pretty sure I have said this, but that's alright.
My favourite place is the Santa Monica Beach in Los Angeles, California.
I love it so much.
It's so pretty, and I get to see it in 4 days!
So I'm so excited!
That I get to just go down as soon as I get off my plane and see the sunset there.
And if you thought of yourself making a pun about that before me well I beach-oo to it.
*laughs*
What do you think about facebook adding a gif attachment to messenger?
Honestly, I feel like it's fun.
you might as well just use it for gifs.
I've been using it at work forever.
And fun fact: Now thanks to this.
You can type Evan Edinger into the search bar and come up with this.
Great reaction image.
Send it to all your friends.
Great.
What do you think the worst name is that someone could name their kid.
I mean everyone has their own tastes.
Some people really like names.
Some people really hate names.
Personally, I really dislike the name Bertha.
I think it's a really weird name, and if you think of naming your kid that, you don't deserve
to give Birth-a.
*laughs* I kid.
I kid.
Can you draw Dodie blindfolded?
Yeah hold on.
I'll do it in photoshop.
Here is my finished creation.
This is Dodie blindfolded.
Please make a pun about beanbags.
I've bean trying really hard to think of some, but I just can't.
Do an impression of gingey from Shrek.
Not the gumdrop buttons!
*noise* I don't even know what that was at the end.
What are your plans for Vidcon?
I plan on doing everything possible, going to as many panels as I can, and meeting as
many people as I can.
Any tips for someone thinking of starting YouTube?
Well, I feel like I could make an entire video about this topic, so please tell me if you'd
like to see that because I feel like I have a lot to give, but I don't know how receptive
people would be.
I don't know how many of you WANT to make videos.
But I could definitely help.
What new bands have you been listening to?
Okay, so after my last week's video I got so many different recommendations that I've
downloaded loads of albums.
The new 21 Pilots, Death Cab for Cutie, I got some Muse, I also have some... what's
that what's that guy with the with the *strums air banjo*
You know the *air banjo*
Who's the *air banjo*
And it was not your fault but mine.
Mumford and Sons.
It was Mumford and Sons.
I downloaded a lot of different music basically.
What is your favourite sandwich filling?
Well I usually love tuna, except I always end up eating them on the train which makes
people look at me because they're like ugh that sandwich is tunasty.
The smell is too-nasty.
Who cooks in the Dovan Flat?
Tesco!
Because we just buy ready meals.
We're really bad at cooking.
What is the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in public?
I'd say look back on any of my story videos that I've uploaded because I'm pretty sure
that each one trumps the other one.
I just rewatched my hot tub video that I made last year just yesterday.
Cringed so much.
Not even the fact that this happened, but the fact that I uploaded a video about it.
It's just so... oh my god.
It's so cringey.
At the ripe old age of 19 I have now finally seen all 3 Lord of the Rings films; are you
proud of me?
I was one ring when you would do that!
What kind of energetic songs basically not super slow do you listen to when stressed?
Personally, I listen to Porter Robinson's album Worlds because all the songs are like
really pumpy, and really energetic, and there's not many words so you don't focus on that,
you're just like yes!
This is great!
Can you tell us a pun about flowers?
Iris I could, but I just can't think of any right now.
You know what though?
This is what I love about Sam King, Dodie, and I is that we all kinda came from the same
tree in that we all started making YouTube videos as fans of people.
So the fact that like Sam has his own channel and is doing really great on it is...
I'm really proud of him.
Cause he came from YouTube being a huge fan of Alfie.
Like I came from being a fan of Charlie, and Dodie came from being a big fan of Charlie.
And I love that.
If you had children what would you name them?
Not Bertha!
Why do you hate cutting pizza with scissors so much?
Because it's wrong!
It's so wrong.
There's a thing called a pizza knife or a pizza rolling blade which has pizza in the
name, it's easy to cut.
You can also use the rock n roll pizza cutter they use in companies.
I used one for 5 years when I worked at a pizza restaurant.
And that's how you cut pizza!
Why would you ever lift it up and cut it with the scissors?!
You use that to cut paper.
It's not a piece of paper.
It's a pizza paper.
*screams* Sorry I get really emotional.
I can't believe people do that.
It's... why.
Would you have sex with a minion?
I think this question is Despicable.
Me too (2).
*laughs*
Can you try and not say any puns for the rest of this video?
I'll try.
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