MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM "ENTOURAGE," "HOUSE OF
CARDS," AND NOW, AS A CUTTHROAT REALITY SHOW PRODUCER ON
"UNREAL."
>> DO I OR DO I NOT LOOK LIKE A STRIPPER MERMAID?
>> THIS IS HOW ALL THE GIRLS ON THIS SHOW DRESSES.
SEQUINS POP, A WILLINGNESS TO PARTICIPATE.
>> NO, I BROUGHT MY OWN DRESS.
GREAT IF YOU WANT TO ACCEPT A NOBEL PRIZE NOT CATCH A HUSBAND.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK ABOUT PEOPLE.
>> NO ONE WILL BE LISTENING, JUST STARING.
COME ON, RACHEL.
>> STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME CONSTANCE ZIMMER!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> VERY LIVELY.
HI.
>> Stephen: THEY ARE A VERY LIVELY CROWD.
NOW, FOR THE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO MAY NOT BE VERSED, "UNREAL"
IS ABOUT A REALTY SHOW KIND OF LIKE THE BACHELOR.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: AND IT'S CALLED -- IT'S CALLED "EVER LASTING" IS
OUR SHOW WITHIN THE SHOW "BECAUSE "UNREAL" IS BEHIND THE
SCENES OF THE MAKING OF A SHOW LIKE" THE BACHELOR ."
>> Stephen: OF A REALITY SHOW TO SHOW HOW UNREAL SAINTS.
>> WHICH IS SHOCKING THAT PEOPLE DIDN'T REALIZE REALITY SHOWS
AREN'T REAL.
>> Stephen: IT SAYS REALTY IN THE TITLE.
>> REALTY-ISH.
>> Stephen: REALTY-ISH SHOWS.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: THIS SEASON IT'S MORE LIKE THE BACHELORETTE,
RIGHT?
>> CORRECT.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A WOMAN CHOOSING THE GUYS.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: WHICH IS MY JAM.
IT IS?
>> Stephen: BECAUSE I DON'T WATCH THE BACHELOR BUT I ENJOY
THE BACHELORETTE.
>> ARE YOUIO LYING?
>> Stephen: NO, EVERY SUMMER IT'S THE BACHELORETTE.
IT'S HER AND ALL THE GREASED UP MEAT SLABS THEY BRING IN.
I JUST LOVE THE GUYS WHO ARE FLEXING OFF AGAINST EACH OTHER.
LIKE, WHAT WERE YOU DOING TALKING TO BRENDA?
YOU WERE ON THE COUCH MORE THAN 15 MINUTES.
HEY, BRO, WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO TALK TO HER TONIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
>> THEN YOU WOULD LIKE HER SHOW.
THERE ARE A LOT OF GREASED UP, I CALL THEM MEAT PUPPETS.
>> Stephen: OF COURSE, THEY'RE JUST THE PUPPETS FOR YOU BECAUSE
YOU'RE THE PRODUCER.
>> I'M, LIKE, WELCOME TO THE SAUSAGE PARTY AND, YOU KNOW, I
REALLY LIKE TO CALL 'EM LIKE I SEE IT.
>> Stephen: DO YOU WATCH ANY OF THESE REALITY SHOWS?
>> I DON'T, ACTUALLY.
>> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE TO?
DID YOU HAVE TO WATCH ANY OF THIS TO GET READY FOR IT?
LIKE DO A RIDE-ALONG?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD HAVE SURVIVED.
I DID -- I HAD TO WATCH ONE SEASON OF THE BACHELOR AND I
ASKED ALL MY REALLY SMART FRIENDS WHO WATCH REALITY
TELEVISION BECAUSE ONLY SMART PEOPLE WATCH REALITY TELEVISION,
RIGHT?
>> Stephen: RIGHT, YES.
OKAY.
AND I ASKED THEM WHICH SEASON WAS THE BEST TO WATCH BECAUSE I
NEVER WATCHED IT BEFORE AND THEY SAID WATCH THE SEASON WITH JUAN
PABLO.
>> Stephen: OH, YEAH.
O I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE ANYTHING ELSE, THAT WAS PLENTY.
>> Stephen: MM-HMM.
I REALIZE IT'S THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
>> Stephen: ARE REALITY SHOWS, LIKE, HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO PEOPLE
WHO PRODUCE REALITY SHOWS?
HAVE THEY SAID TO YOU, YOU GUYS HAVE GOT IT RIGHT OR HAVE THEY
SAID, NO, WE DON'T DO THAT?
>> WELL, WE WERE VERY NERVOUS, RIGHT, BECAUSE WE THOUGHT PEOPLE
WOULD HATE US, AND, INSTEAD, THEY REALLY LOVE US.
LIKE, I MEAN ON THE STREET.
I MEAN, AS CONSTANCE -- BECAUSE EVERYBODY THINKS I'M QUINN,
RIGHT?
>> Stephen: YOUR CHARACTER IS QUINN KING AND SHE'S A TOTAL
HARD AS.
SHE'S A MANIPULATOR, SHE'S A MONSTER.
>> YEAH, AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT, RIGHT.
BUT I DO THINK IT'S VERY FUNNY BECAUSE PEOPLE WATCH OUR SHOW
NOW AND THINK OUR SHOW IS NOT SCRIPTED, EVEN THOUGH IT IS
SCRIPTED BECAUSE REALITY PRODUCERS HAVE NOW TOLD ME THAT
THEY WILL GET IN THEIR ROOM AND THEY ARE GETTING READY TO CAST
THEIR NEXT CONTENTHS ON THEIR SHOWS AND IN ONE OF THOSE
CONFERENCE ROOMS, ONE OF THE GIRLS RAISED HER HAND AND SHE
SAID, I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE'VE ALL SEEN THE
SHOW "UNREAL" AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU MANIPULATE US
LIKE THEY DO ON THAT SHOW.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WOW, WHAT A GREAT
COMPLIMENT.
>> THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
I SAID THAT IS THE GREATEST COMPLIMENT I THINK I'VE EVER
HEARD.
>> Stephen: YEAH, YOU'VE ADDED TO AMERICA'S INABILITY TO
DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN FANTASY AND REALITY, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> Stephen: PULLED US FURTHER INTO THE MADNESS.
>> YES.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HAVE REALITY
PEOPLE SEEN YOUR SHOW AND GONE, WE SHOULD DO THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETIMES WHAT YOU'VE SEEN ON OUR SHOW, THE NEXT NIGHT YOU
WILL SEE ON A REALITY SHOW.
>> Stephen: LIKE WHAT?
WELL, THERE'S BEEN A COUPLE OF TIMES.
I THINK THE ONE TIME THAT REALLY -- I GOT WEIRDLY EXCITED
ABOUT IT WAS WE MADE A CONTESTANT (BLEEP) HERSELF ON
TELEVISION.
AM I ALLOWED TO SAY THAT?
>> Stephen: NOPE.
OH, SORRY.
>> Stephen: NOPE.
I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK.
I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK THIS TIME.
I'M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.
>> I FEEL LIKE IF I SAID POOPED, THAT'S NOT AS GOOD AS THE REAL
WORD.
>> Stephen: I KIND OF LIKE IT.
I ALREADY SAID IT.
>> Stephen: WE GET THE IDEA.
IT'S FINE.
>> AND HE WAS WEARING A WHITE DRESS BECAUSE, YOU KNOW --
>> Stephen: BECAUSE SHE'S GETTING MARRIED.
>> YOU ACT LIKE THAT'S A BAD THING!
IT NEEDS TO SHOW UP ON CAMERA.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE A PRODUCER.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU MADE ME WEAR A WHITE SUIT WHEN I (BLEEP)
MYSELF?
TWICE, TWICE.
GO AHEAD.
YEAH.
>> AND OUR SHOW AIRS MONDAY NIGHT, AND TUESDAY NIGHT THERE
WAS ANOTHER REALITY SHOW CALLED "BACHELOR IN PARADISE" WHERE THE
GUY WHO WAS, I THINK, LIKE THE BAD GUY, HE POOPED HIS PANTS.
SEE, I SAID POOPED THAT TIME.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
HE POOPED HIS PANTS ON TELEVISION.
>> Stephen: THEY STOLE YOU GUYS' IDEA SO YOU SHOULD GET A
PIECE OF IT.
>> I THINK THEY WERE A LITTLE BIT LIKE DID THEY DO TO THAT GUY
WHAT THE PRODUCERS ON "UNREAL" DID TO THAT GIRL?
>> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?
>> WE MIGHT HAVE PUT SOMETHING IN HER FOOD.
CHARACTERS ON THE SHOW, NOT ME!
>> Stephen: DO PEOPLE ON THE STREET COME UP TO YOU AND SAY,
YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON?
DO YOU GET THAT FROM PEOPLE ON THE STREET?
>> YES, BUT THEY LOVE I'M SO TERRIBLE.
>> Stephen: LOVELY TO MEET YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: "UNREAL" RETURNS THIS MONDAY ON LIFETIME.
CONSTANCE ZIMMER, EVERYONE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY BON JOVI.