La la la la, la la, la la la la... My! What big eyes you have! The better to... MACE YOU WITH! Just need to shake it up.
Oh, hey man... Do you want some? There's cold cuts, fresh baked pie... This relish is home made, I think. It's great!
RRRRAAAAAWWWARRRAAAAWWW. Ruh Rah rah rah. Aw nuts!
Hmmhmmmhhhm Ruh rah ah rah
How long have you been like this?
Well that is not good
Afternoon...I'm Dr Lollipop. What's wrong with him?
No clue. Right. Birderlies, his chart
Mr. Rawwwwrrrghhhahhrrahaharrraaarraaar rrrrra May I call you Mr. Rawr?
Raaarrraar? Please, Mr. Popcorn Gumball Sprinkles is my
father. You may call me... Dr Lollipop! ...or Dr LOL, but only on weekends...
My gut tells me to listen to YOUR gut. Birderlies? Help me! It's so dark...
If I can just make it through the large intestines, I'll be free.
You're not cool. Don't be a hero.
Neighhh... I have made my diagnosis. You have rumblies in your tumblies.
Mr. Rawr, the reason for your persistent tummy aches is a direct result of your diet... Talking
animals wreak havoc on the digestive system. Judging from your
current state, i'd say you've eaten quite a few.
Rawwrrraaahhrrrarrrghhhh...
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh... This doctor prescribes... EMERGENCY SURGERY!
Not to worry... For I am no...ordinary
unicorn...I am a... UNICORN DOCTOR!
Nurse Crackers? Yes, doctor?
Prepare for surgery! Oh goodie, will I be using the bird anesthetic?...or
reptile? Paleontologists have debated that subject.
Mr. Rawr, no snacks for you before surgery. Hahahahaha.
But there WILL be snacks for us...
Coco, bring in the snack tray. SUPER MAGICAL RRRRAINBOWWW KICK!
Nurse Crackers, fetch me my surgical tools!
Birderlies, I need you to go get Dr. You Know Who. JUST GO.
Now, I need you to know, this is a very delicate surgery... hooves were not fashioned for the
type of incision work needed.
Therefore, I've called for an extra pair of hands...
Let's cut this turkey open COCO!! WHAT THINKING?!
You're only a resident Right. May I introduce... Dr. Woodsman. Oh my.
Oh that man is crazy handsome! That's no man... That's a DOCTOR!
Yeah, whatever... He's very attractive... NOT like he's a unicorn!
Now...what seems to be the...Flapjacks and Sassafras!
That carnivorous crecetaceaus cassowary is full of woodland dwellers!
Oh look... you brought your friend, Dr Obvious... and he brought his friend Dr. Funfactsaboutdinosaurs.
And you brought YOUR friend...Dr Hasahorn! Dr Obvious, living up to his name...
DR LOLLIPOP...living up to his name...which is DR LOLLIPOP...
Birderlies, scrub us up! Just prick your finger on this
anesthesia needle and count backwards from 100...
ROOORRRWW! (in pain) The crystal ball reads that his
vitals are stable. LET'S GET MEDICAL!
Dr Woodsman, commence with the incision!
What's happening?! Someone just almost chopped my hand off! I'm so scared.
We're gonna die in the belly of this beast!!
Dr Woodsman, what's wrong? There's wittle animals in
there. What if I hurt them?
We have to act now or we will lose this raptor! His vitals are slipping! Dr
Woodsman...do something!! Screw those lovable
woodlanders!! FINISH THE JOB, MAN! This is a hack job!
Well, I DO hack for a living... We are losing him!!
THAT'S IT!! Mr Rawr, allow me to stomp your guts out!
SUPER MAGICAL RAINBOW--- KICK!
Open your eyes, Mr Rawr. How do you feel?
Heddo wittle squirrlley whirley...
Ewww... I can't believe I liked you. Mr Rawr, I understand you've recently immigrated
here .. but you're having trouble adapting.
We have some informative... pamphlets... "Learning to Speak
Mammal" and "Who Not To Eat: A Carnivore's Guide to Magical Creatures" "Carnivore's
Guide to Eating Animals: If they be a talkin' you keep a walkin'"
Well team, another medical miracle... Until the next time the sick come a callin'...
Oh no... ...or defenseless animals get a
maulin'... Don't do the thing right now... This is... DR LOLLIPOP!
Hangover!