Hey Y'all It's me! Larry the Cable Guy!!
Git-R-Done!
(WOAH IT'S HIM)
It's me!
[KID PLAYER] Dude, OH MY GOD
[KID PLAYER] OH MY GOD
[max] It's the real Larry Cable Guy
It's really me.
[Wise Guy] He's trolling you, you guys know that right?
Bill Clinton: Its "the real" him, you idiot!
DUNK: Which way, which way?
[LEAH]: He's moving, he's moving! [JESSE]: To your right, To your right, To your right!
JESSE: Right there... No...
Like this?
[JESSE]: A little more! Like this? [LEAH]: no no no
JESSE: No...
There he is.
DUNK: [screaming]
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME!
Wait, we have the porta-poties now, lets go
(In-game radio) Let's go, let's go
We have the upper hand.
[max]: Yeah!
Everybody, everybody get in.
[max]: Everybody- no. Every-
[max]: Good luck.
[max]: bye bye~
DUNK: we don't need luck.
[Ominous music]
*gunshots*
ARGHHHHHH!
*Gun*
NOoO!
How did they know?
Ye know you're a redneck when you're drinkin' sarsaparilla out a'ya cowboy hat YA IDIOT!
*annoying redneck laughter*
*gunshots and laughter*
[max]: Stop shootin- uh, if you shoot me one more time, you're gonna regret it.
*bullet*
[HEADSHOT]
What have I done?
Look at him, it's the most ob-
Oh, he just locks on to the other guy-
Oh, he just locks on to the other guy's head, Other player: You almost got 'em.
...Instantly.
Obviously the two-
Look at him!
He's just looking at the guy coming up the thing.
-He can take this guy- o -Asshole, he doesn't even have a gun
DUNK: This is the worst guy.
Same guy: He has like, one shot on this guy.
DUNK: He still can't even kill!
*laughter*
Still the same dude: Yeah
DUNK: He still can't even kill...
[JESSE]: He calls 'hack'.
DUNK: Now I'm turnin' on my motorcycle hacks.
YEAH BOY
Git er' done! Ha ha
DUNK: Get out of the way!
[max]: Can buy a cheeseburger?
DUNK: GET OUT! You're killin'...
[max]: Excuse me...
DUNK: NO!
[max]: Excuse me
Excuse m-
[max]: Ever since I was is your video... I'm a millionaire now.
(clapping and cheering)
And I saw a homeless guy on the street, and he gave ME money!
(more clapping and cheering)
I know you're in there, DALE EARNHARDT JUNIOR!
Git outta there!
How come it works for him!?
Everybody get in, get in
We did it.
[JESSE]: And that's how we win.
DUNK: That's how you do it
Shameful player: Dunkey, do you forgive me?
RADIO: Okay.
Dishonorable guy: You do?
RADIO: Whatevah
[JESSE]: Am I adopted?!
Radio: Yeeah
*Constipated player*
The fuck is that?
What is that?
Kick 'em out, kick 'em outta here.
[JESSE]: PLEASE, you gotta kick him!
Press F1!
You're done-
[player]: Git 'er dun. *laughter*
J'yknow yer a redneck when you got, Chia Pets all over the front lawn,
lookin' like goddamn New Mexico.
YA IDIOT
GUH' HYUCK
Remember y'all- Remember to eat my new
Pickle Tater chips y'all!
"Boy that's good eatin'!"
*Goofy*
No no no I don't want-I don't want this,
no no no no no, I don't w- I don't like this
I don't like this one, I don't like this one, I don't want this
I don't want- no
MAX: No no, this is how you do it. This is how y-
oh!
OOOHH!!
It went into space!
Here watch this, watch this
Goddammit!
It went in the dog house!
I can't get it now!
Alright this one's for the world record
Get up there! GET UP THERE, you son of a bitch
GET- UH- HYUEGH?
NO!
MAX: I think-- I think--
Idiots! Idiots! Fucking idiots!
Nervous player: Come to B, come to B. Hurry up, hurry up.
DUNK: I'm comin'.
Same guy: THEY'RE DEFUSING.
Hold on to yer tater chips, I'm comin'.
VERY nervous player: DON'T LET 'EM DEFUSE THAT SH-
DUNK: BOOM
He's outta there
Same dude: Seriously?
DUNK: That's how I do it
*actual boom*
Still the same guy: So fucking close.
DUNK: Nuh uh!
Throwin' a flash!
Watch this.
I now have the "Tactical Edge"
He cannot see m-
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I'm gonna try this again. I'm gonn- let's do this one more time
No flash this time-
Where is he? Where the fuck is he?
WHAT
I am a master at this-
That is a face of a guy,
Who got shot in the face with a sniper rifle.
Plantin' the bomb, cover me dude!
Oh god! Wha-WHAT WHAT!?
I got the bomb-
*laughter*
Some kid: He emptied an entire mag on hi-
Look guys,
I gotta come clean.
I'm not actually Larry the Cable Guy...
Dat Guy: WHAT!?
*Dat Guy sobs*
max: My whole life has been a lie...
One's coming 'long A.
Oh god that's all of 'em!
They're all coming-
(uninteligable, panicked yelling)
I did it!
Drunk Dunk: This looks like a job for Larry the Cable Guy!
YA IDIOT!
Uhn!
Come on!
Ohn
Get outta here!
BOOM
WHOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE-
BOOM
GIT 'ER DONE BOY!
YYEAAHH-
Every year, thousands of animals go without shelter
Due to deforestation of the rainforest.
L.T.C.G impersonator: Ya idiot
HYU HYU HYUCK
GIT 'ER DONE!
[spooky music]
[CHICKEN]
I'm about get this guy done
He's right down here, he's right there!
OH MAH GOD! The chicken!
Paulie, bring up the slow motion replay!
LOOK AT THAT! The chicken blocks the shot!
I am a king of this game! I am the master of Co-
OH DEAR GOD! I'm sorry
fuck
[Donkey Kong 64 pause menu]