>> THIS FIRST HEADLINE COMES FROM CNBC AND IT READS ELON MUSK
WIRED UP A MONKEY'S BRAIN TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
THAT'S THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ QUARANTINE HOBBIES
DIFFERENT FOR RICH PEOPLE.
HERE'S ONE FROM THE MIRROR THAT SAYS WOMAN GETS REVENGE ON
CHEATING EX BY MARRYING HIS MISTRESSES BOYFRIEND.
THAT IS THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ FUTURE DIVORCEEE HAS
FLEETING MOMENT OF JOY.
MOVING ON, THIS IS FROM DAILY MAIL AND IT READS FIRST FULLY
DRIVERLESS BUS SET TO TRANSPORT OVER 40 PASSENGERS.
THAT IS THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ WORLD STILL WAITING FOR
OBELISK BUS.
HERE'S ONE FROM CNN THAT SAYS THE SEX & THE CITY REVIVAL WILL
ADDRESS THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC.
THAT'S THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ WHATEVER, SHE SHOULD HAVE
MARRIED AIDEN.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE SEX IN THE CITY REBOOT, DO
YOU?
I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT, DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT
IT, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT T REG.
>> Reggie: I JUST-- ALL I REMEMBER IS THE FEELING OF WHAT
MY FRIENDS FELT LIKE WHILE THEY WERE ENGROSSED IN IT SO I THINK
AS LONG AS IT PREYS ON THAT WE WILL BE OKAY.
>> James: I HOPE SO.
>> THERE IS NO KIM CAT REL THERE IS NO KIM CATREL.
>> SHE'S NOT IT IN.
YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO BE LIKE BITCOIN, HONEY, GAVE ME THE
WHOLE THING.
>> James: EXACTLY, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> YEAH.
>> James: THAT'S MY WORRY, I'M EXCITED FOR THE MUSIC.
♪ AND THE DRESS AND THE WHOLE THING, I'M EXCITED FOR IT.
I JUST WORRY ABOUT IT I WORRY, I FEEL LIKE IT'S GOING BACK TO AN
EX, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>> Reggie: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> James: NEVER GO BACK.
>> Reggie: DO THEY HAVE MR. LARGE.
>> James: MR. BIG IS NOT IN IT.
>> I GUESS IT'S NOT GOING TO BE GOOD.
>> James: NO SAMANTHA, NO MR. BIGG WHAT IS IT.
>> NO ME AT THAT POINT.
>> James: YEAH THERE IT IS.
>> OOOH.
>> James: LET THAT BE A LESSON.
MOVING ON, THIS ONE IS FROM THE MIRROR THAT SAYS WAREHOUSE
ORGY WITH 100 PEOPLE IN PARIS, THAT IS THE HEADLINE, THE HONEST
HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE SAID PIERRE NOW UNDERSTANDS WHY ALL HIS
FRIENDS DIMPED HIM SATURDAY NIGHT.
WHAT IS A HUNDRED PERSON ORGY LIKE, GUILLERMO?
(LAUGHTER) WHAT.
>> I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: I DON'T THINK I'M COMFORTABLE IN A HINE PER ORGY,
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
I THINK THAT'S WAY OUT-- FOR ME, THAT IS 98 PEOPLE TOO MANY.
DON'T YOU THINK, JOEL.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE COMING OR GOING.
>> James: YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE COMING OR GOING.
YOU DON'T.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WE WE'RE ALL DOING THAT.
>> DURING COVID ESPECIALLY.
>> James: DURING COVID, EXACTLY.
NOT COVID SAFE, GUILLERMO, IS IT.
>> NO.
>> James: THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE TO FIX HEADBOARDS.
ALL RIGHT.
MOVING ON, HERE'S ANOTHER STORY FROM THE DAILY MAIL AND IT READS
HOME SICK JAMES CORDEN COULD BE OFFERED DOUBLE HIS SALARY TO
STOP HIM FROM QUITTING.
THAT IS THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ, I'M LISTENING.
AND FINALLY, HERE'S THE HEADLINE FROM THE DAILY STAR, AND IT
READS MAN IN DIGITAL CHASTITY BELT-- HAS PENIS HELD HOSTAGE,
SHOULD HAVE LED HACKING PREVENTS WHACKING, KRISTEN WIIG AND ANNIE
MUMOLO WILL BE HERE WHEN WE COME BACK.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.