Hi! I'm John Green, this is Crash Course Literature,
and today we're gonna continue- no, sh*t, I am the- Oh god!
This is gonna take a hundred and fifty takes, that's my prediction.
Are you concerned? -Yes.
What are you concerned about? -This wheel.
Oh yeah, with good reason!
I'm also c- I'm also nervous.
Everything will be fine.
Well I know, I know you'll mess up.
There's no concern there's- that's a hundred percent.
So we're- but they're used to that, Marc.
They haven't seen anything else.
Marc, I don't- I don't like to say this,
it doesn't bring me any joy,
but you are technically closer to your mark than Meredith.
I'm not happy about it.
I didn't record it. -Are you kidding?!
You f*ckball!
That was like the best one ever!
-Oh boy, put up with it.
Wow!
Todododo, Dodododo
I do remember it! Alright.
It sounds echo-ey...
Even to me.
I love to talk loud, Stan.
I know. You're strightened.
You can- ehehehe
Mister Green, Mis- ehh.
Mister Green, Mister Green- No.
So Jame-
ehehe, f*ck.
...and gem, concerned about te whereabouts of their fa- nope.
So Jim- Ahh. Ahem.
Queen Victoria called it really-
Miss Maudie's hand closed tightly on mine,
and I said nothing.
It's warmth was enough.
Was that too much of a pause? -That was a big pause. -A little too much.
I also think Gatsby treats alcohol cheaply.
For the record.
That's how professors stay employed!
I'm just kidding professors,
you stay employed because of tenure!
No, I'm just kidding again,
please don't hate me!
With a big athi-
Athist from Assena.
But when it comes to the sacred space of ones church,
Cowporni-
Cowp- cowpornia...
-quote, let a dode-
dodest mouble.
It is an autobiograph.
An autobiography.
Go f*ck yourself, San Diego.
Children chilling killing pair-
Chilling.
Chilling, killing, pairing.
Alright.
Is an autobiogr-
an autobiography.
g*d-d*mnit
Let's go to th-
ehehehe, I still can't say it.
Ah wait, I don't know what I'm saying.
Panic, panic, panic.
Yeah, yeah yeah, that's f*cking hilarious.
Alright, alright, alright.
That's quite- that was quite loud.
Proud(?) pipes save lives
Funshine bear wants to kiss me.
It's weird, he's got his mouth all pursed and-
Eh, I'm into it.
Plutrarch's lives and paradise loss.
He's better read than I am.
Plutarch.
Plutrarch.
Why did I do that.
Because you need somene to say goodnight sweet prince
and may angels-sls sing thee to thy rest-
What is it?
And flights of angels. Yes, goodnight
Yes. Basically!
Ahm,
Hm. Hmm.
Hm. Hm.
Anyway.
That wasn't my best work
Or is it in fact herioc to-
factcheck informati-
Fact check.
Fact check information that you get from a ghost before killing someone.
Fact check. Fact-checked. Fact check.
It is a revenant, it comes back.
What is a revenant...
Time magazine concurred that the book-
Concurred.
Said.
Nothing wrong with "said".
Big believer in "said".
Except when they came from Macbeth.
To Macbeth.
I mean except when they came from Macbeth- to Macbeth!
F*cknuggets.
With a pathographical record of the typical modes of-
Frickburgers.
That's a very loud truck.
God, that's the loudest truck that's ever happened in all of human history.
I don't think any writer has ever benefitted from an opium addiction.
I'm just gonna go there.
So Shakespeare based Hamlet on a medieval Scan- med-evil?
So- So Shakespeare based Hamlet on a medieval
mid-evil? What the f*ck am I saying, medieval.
Oh, that's a very long quote.
It is an utterance from the depths of a struggling, suffering-
I don't have the rest of it on the screen.
What's the joke there.
Meredith?
You've been dumped a lot?
-I don't know what that means.
Oh yeah, that's probably me just not finishing a sentence.
I was so pleased with it that I didn't feel
the need to connect those ideas.
-Just make sure you get it in somewhere in the last page.
Green-
-I actually like this book.
Thank you, I could never remember that line.
*clapping*
Of an inextinguishable misinthr-
Mis- misanthropy?
Misanthropy?
Misanthropic.
Misanthropy?
Mis- misanthropy?
Misanthropy.
Misanthropy and revenge.
Inextinguishable misn-
Misn-
Misanthropy.
Misanthropy?
Inextinguishable misnthropy-
Mis-
Misanthropy.
Inextinguishable misnthropy and revenge.
That was both bad pronunciations.
I don't know how to stop recording. I thought I hit the right button.
-You just turned it back on.
No it was q-, it's been bl-