HEY, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF THIS GUY, BERNIE SANDERS?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THE VERMONT SENATOR AND MAN WHO
BRUSHES HIS HAIR WITH A BALLOON IS NOW AHEAD IN BOTH IOWA AND
NEW HAMPSHIRE.
SO THERE'S A LOT OF EXCITEMENT AROUND THIS FELLOW.
BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE NOW ASKING, SINCE HE SEEMS SERIOUS,
"WILL BERNIE SANDERS BE READY ON DAY ONE?"
WELL, WE SHALL SEE.
WE KNOW HE'S NOT GONNA BE READY FOR THE INAUGURAL BALL.
BECAUSE LAST WEEK, SENATOR SANDERS ADMITTED HE'S NEVER
OWNED OR WORN A TUXEDO.
AND FROM THAT, I DREW THE ONLY POSSIBLE CONCLUSION: BERNIE
SANDERS COULD NOT GET A DATE TO PROM.
SO I CHALLENGED YOU TO MAKE BERNIE'S PROM DREAMS COME TRUE
BY PHOTOSHOPPING YOURSELF INTO THIS PROM PHOTO AND TWEETING
IT WITH THE HASHTAG "BERNIE-PROMPOSAL."
AND YOU GUYS CAME THROUGH WITH SOME GREAT SUBMISSIONS, WHICH
WHO HAS-- DOWCH THE THING?
DO YOU HAVE THE CARDS?
THANKS VERY MUCH.
S THIS LIZ LEVIN, EVERYBODY.
SHE'S ONE OF OUR PRODUCERS.
SAY HI.
LIZ, SIT DOWN.
THIS IS LIZ.
LIZ, HOW ARE YOU?
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD!
>> Stephen: YOU'RE GOOD.
OKAY, LIZ IS ONE OF MY SUPERVISING PRODUCERS HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU PRODUCING RIGHT NOW?
>> TWT TWILIGHT ZONE."
>> Stephen: DON'T TELL PEOPLE WHAT IT IS BECAUSE THEY WON'T
LAUGH LATER.
WHAT'S THE NEXT THING?
DO YOU NEED A MEETING WITH ME BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW
BEFORE.
PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT.
WE'VE HAD SOME MEETINGS HERE AT THE DESK BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
TIME TO MEET WITH ME DURING THE DAY SO YOU COME OUT HERE AND
MEET WITH ME.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO I NEED TO KNOW WHAT I NEED TO DO NEXT WITH
YOU?
>> WE HAVE A LOT OF STUFF TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, BUT MORE
PRESSING RIGHT NOW WE HAVE A FLIGHT TO CATCH TONIGHT.
>> Stephen: TONIGHT?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: RIGHT NOW IT'S 5:20.
WHAT TIME DO WE HAVE TO LEAVE HERE?
>> SO, NORMALLY, I WOULD LIE TO YOU AND TELL YOU WE HAVE TO
LEAVE IN, LIKE, HALF AN HOUR, BUT WE ABSOLUTELY TRUTHFULLY
HAVE TO LEAVE AT 6:30, OR WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
>> Stephen: YOU NORMALLY LIE TO ME.
SO IS 6:30 A LIE.
>> THAT'S ABSOLUTELY THE TRUTH.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT GOING TO BE EASY BECAUSE THE SHOW TAKE
A LITTLE OVER AN HOUR AND IT'S 5:20 RIGHT NOW.
WHAT HAPPENS IF WE DON'T MAKE THE FLIGHT.
WHERE ARE WE GO?
>> WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON, D.C.
>> Stephen: OH, YEAH, THAT'S A PLACE I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD
WANT TO GO BACK TO BUT I WANT TO DO THIS.
WHAT HAPPENS IF WE DON'T MAKE THE FLIGHT?
>> WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THE FLIGHT.
WE HAVE TO.
>> Stephen: HUMOR ME.
OBVIOUSLY, I HAVE NEVER MUSSED A FLIGHT WITH YOU.
>> NO, WE HAVE.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE MISSED FLIGHTS?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: BUT WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THIS ONE.
IN A WORLD WHERE TEACUPS DANCE AND MONKEYS EAT MEAT, IF WE MISS
THE FLIGHT, WHAT HAPPENS?
>> WE'LL DRIVE.
>> Stephen: WE'LL DRIVE TO WASHINGTON, D.C.
THAT WILL BE FUN.
>> IT WILL BE FUN.
>> Stephen: SNOWY HIGHWAY.
YOU CAN STICK AROUND?
>> YEAH, SURE.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
SO I'VE GOT YOUR TWITTER SUBMISSIONS RIGHT HERE.
I HAVE LIZ PRINT OUT TWITTER FOR ME EVERY DAY.
IT'S A HUGE TIME SAVER.
DID YOU GO TO PROM?
>> I DID GO TO PROM.
>> Stephen: WHO DID YOU GO WITH?
>> A NICE BASEBALL PLAYER WHO IS A YEAR OLD FRER DARTMOUTH.
I CANNOT REMEMBER HIS NAME.
>> Stephen: IN PROM, HE WENT TO DARTMOUTH.
SO A COLLEGE GUY TOOK YOU TO PROGRAM IT DOES NOT SOUND GOOD.
>> NO, NO, HE WAS A FRIEND OF MINE'S BOYFRIEND'S FRIEND.
HE AND I HAD NEVER MET EACH OTHER SO IT WAS SORT OF LIKE A
CHARITY -- >> STILL A COLLEGE GUY TOOK YOU
TO PROM.
>> THAT WAS GOOD.
>> Stephen: GOOD GOODFOR YOU.
IF I WAS YOUR DAD I WOULD GO, "YOU CANNOT DO THAT."
>> IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE INDEPENDENT.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
>> DEPRESSINGLY INNOCENT, ACTUALLY.
THE FIRST "BERNIE PROMPOSAL" WE HAVE-- DO WE STILL HAVE TIME FOR
THIS?
THE FIRST "BERNIE PROMPOSAL" IS FROM
@PIPERROBBINS.
IT'S HER ACTUAL PROM PICTURE WITH BERNIE.
SEEMS TO BE HAVING A GOOD TIME THERE.
CLEARLY, THE NIGHT IS YOUNG, AND SO IS ONE OF THEM.
FROM @RYANACAST THERE'S BERNY AND DONALD TRUMP.
THAT'S NICE.
IT LOOKS WRONG, BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT.
BECAUSE IT'S THE INTERNET THERE HAD TO BE ONE OF BERNIE SAND
WERS A KITTEN.
HERE'S A WONDERFUL PICTURE FROM CHRIS B., BERNIE SANDERS WITH
GODZILLA.
LOOK AT THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE.
GODZILLA SHOULD NOT HAVE WORN HEELS.
DID YOU WEAR HEELS TO PROM GIWORE FLATS GR HOW TALL ARE
YOU?
>> I'M 6'2" WITH NO HEELS ON.
>> Stephen: 6'2".
WHAT'S YOUR CUT OFF FOR GUYS?
>> IT GETS LOWER EVERY YEAR.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
LIKE, MARCO RUBIO AT THIS POINT.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: HERE'S ONE FROM @WORLDVIOLETS SHOWING BERNIE
WITH LEFT SHARK.
YOU KNOW IT'S LEFT SHARK, BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY BERNIE
COULD GET THE SUPPORT OF THE RIGHT SHARK.
I LIKE THIS ONE.
THIS IS @MATTSCREATIVE, HERE'S BERNIE
WITH BERNIE FROM "WEEKEND AT BERNIES."
JUST A LITTLE TOO LATE TO BENEFIT FROM THAT UNIVERSAL
HEALTH CARE.
AND FINALLY, THIS IS SWEET, A REAL CLOSE-UP.
FINALLY @STUMBLINGSTONE MIGHT MY FAVORITE PROM POSAL, THIS IS
BERNIE WITH ME FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHY?
>> REALLY CUTE.
>> Stephen: ME FROM HIGH SCHOOL HAVING TO GO WITH A
72-YEAR-OLD MAN.
THE GIRLS FROM HIGH SCHOOL ARE GOING WITH THE GUYS FROM
DARTMOUTH.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> I DO.
>> Stephen: LIZ, I'VE ENJOYED OUR TIME TOGETHER.
>> YEAH, WE HAVE TO GET MOVING.
>> Stephen: WE DO HAVE TO GET MOVING.
WOW, THAT-- THAT-- WE DEPARTMENT EVEN PUT THIS IN THE TIMING OF
THE SHOW.
>> NO, WE DIDN'T.
NO.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO GO INTERVIEW
ANYBODY IMPORTANT, RIGHT?
>> WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME.
>> Stephen: WE SHOULDING.
HONESTLY, DO I HAVE TIME FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW?
SHOULD I DO THE REST OF IF OR GO TO COMMERCIAL?
SHOULD WE DO THE REST OF THE SHOW?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: THANKS, LIZ.
LIZ LEVIN, EVERYBODY.