THANKS FOR COMING OUT TO SEE US, EVERYBODY!
LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS.
OF COURSE, TODAY WAS SUPER TUESDAY, WHICH MEANS
DEMOCRATS IN 14 STAT AND ONE U.S. TERRITORY VOTED IN
PRIMARY ELECTIONS TO CHOOSE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT.
YOU GO IN, YOU CHOOSE YOUR CANDIDATE, AND THEN YOU RANDOMLY
GUESS AT EVERYTHING ELSE ON THE BALLOT.
( LAUGHTER ) WHO REALLY KNOWS?
CALIFORNIA IS ONE OF THE STATES THAT HELD A PRIMARY TODAY, AND
IT'S VERY OBVIOUS FROM THE REACTION IN THE ROOM THAT MANY
OF YOU ARE JUST NOW LEARNING THIS.
( LAUGHTER ) IT'S TODAY?
OH, IT'S TUESDAY!
( LAUGHTER ) WE WON'T FIND OUT THE RESULTS OF
TODAY'S ELECTIONS UNTIL LONG AFTER THIS TAPING, SO FOR NOW
WE'LL JUST CONGRATULATE ANY MAN WHO'S AROUND THE AGE OF 78.
WELL DONE!
YOU'RE CRUSHING IT!
NEVER DOUBTED YOU!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) JOE BIDEN CAME INTO SUPER
TUESDAY WITH A HUGE WAVE OF MOMENTUM.
SO, LAST NIGHT AT A RALLY, ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS REMIND HIS
SUPPORTERS TO GET OUT AND VOTE ON SUPER TUESDAY.
I REPEAT, SUPER TUESDAY.
>> WE NEED YOU VERY BADLY.
EVRY VOTE MATTERS.
LOOK, TOMORROW IS SUPER THURSDAY ( LAUGHTER )
>> James: COME ON, HE GOT CLOSE.
HE HAD A ONE IN SEVEN CHANCE.
( LAUGHTER ) JOE BIDEN URGED HIS SUPPORTERS
TO GO OUT AND VOTE.
BERNIE SANDERS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED WITH, "THAT'S RIGHT
YOU HEARD HIM.
GO AND VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN THIS THURSDAY."
( LAUGHTER ) IT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE.
I THINK JOE BIDEN JUST NEEDED A LITTLE BREAK.
AFTER THE RALLY, HE STOPPED TO GRAB DINNER AT HIS FAVORITE
CHAIN RESTAURANT, T.G.I.-WEDNESDAYS.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT MIIONS OF AMERICANS WENT
TO THE POLLS TODAY, INCLUDING MANY OF THE CANDIDATES.
HERE'S ELIZABETH WARREN, WALKING TO HER POLLING PLACE IN
MASSACHUSETTS.
HERE'S BERNIE SANDERS, VOTING IN VERMONT.
AND HERE'S JOE BIDEN, MISTAKING A VENDING MACHINE FOR A VOTING
BOOTH.
( LAUGHTER ) HE VOTED SNICKERS.
( LAUGHTER ) IN OTHER SUPER TUESDAY NEWS,
THIS MORNING, A FOX NEWS ANCHOR BY THE NAME OF BRIT HUME,
TWEETED OUT A SCREEN SHOT OF ELECTION BETTING ODDS FROM HIS
COMPUTER.
BUT HE FORGOT TO CLOSE HIS OTHER BROWSER TABS.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) CHECK OUT ONE OF THE TABS HE HAD
OPEN, THIS IS REAL.
"SEXY VIXEN VINYL."
( LAUGHTER ) LOOKS LIKE BRIT HAD A REALLY
SUPER TUESDAY.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT LET'S GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT
OF THE DOUBT, MAYBE HE JUST LIKES OLD RECORDS AND FEMALE
SINGERS.
NOPE.
THAT'S THE ACTUAL WEBPAGE.
( LAUGHTER ) OBVIOUSLY, BRIT ME WAS
RIDICULED ON SOCIAL MEDIA, WHICH IS HARD FOR ANYBODY, BUT
ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEONE WHO ALREADY LOOKS LIKE THE SADDEST
BOY IN THE WORLD.
( LAUGHTER ) HE WAS TWEETING OUT BETTING ODDS
OF THE PRIMARIES.
BY THE WAY, THE BETTING ODDS OF BRIT HUME LIVING THIS DOWN: 0%.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT BRIT IS LEANING INTO IT.
HE'S NOT GOING TO BE ASHAMED.
IN FACT, HERE HE WAS ON FOX NEWS TONIGHT, ANNOUNCING SUPER
TUESDAY RESULTS.