• From fists full of worm corpses to kids who are terrified of toilets, the Planet Dolan
crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about funny things we’ve
seen little kids do– I’m Doopie and today I’ll be your narrator
10 – StorksBringBabies Andiemations Andiemations was once babysitting a friend’s
kid, and they were eating lunch together like normal when she noticed that the little boy's
right hand was curled up into a strange, half opened fist.
Andiemations asked him what he was holding and he showed her what was in his hand.
He was holding a squishy ball of dead worms.
There were over a dozen of them just squished into this nasty, unmoving ball.
She was horrified and cautiously said, "The worms have to go back to their worm families."
The kid was upset but finally agreed to put the worms back into the garden.
9 - ThatChampagneFeeling Dolan One time when Dolan was at a local fair, he
was in line waiting to use the port-o-potty.
After a few minutes a kid walked out of the toilet with something in his hands.
Dolan watched as the kid started washing his hands with the object.
Apparently this kid thought someone had accidentally dropped soap in the urinal, but Dolan quickly
realised the kid had picked up a urinal cake and was rubbing it all over his hands.
That poor kid will be forever unclean.
8 – CoralReef1 Pandora Pandora was at a grocery store once, when
a little boy ran past her holding a bag full of walnuts.
He ran up to his mom who was loading her groceries onto the checkout.
The clerk spotted the boy hiding behind his mom’s shopping cart and asked him what he
was holding.
The little boy says VERY proudly, "What this?
It's my nut sack!"
He was a bit too young to understand why everyone burst out laughing.
7 – Migyver106 Emojie When Emojie was very young, he lived in a
house with his cousins and their young son.
His cousin was a very hyperactive child and had a tendency to take off his diaper and
run around nude.
One time he stood in front of Emojie’s mom and stared her directly in the eyes with a
blank expression on his face as he whipped out his wiener and peed all over the carpet.
It wasn’t funny at the time, but luckily they can laugh about it now.
6 – XenoNaut21 DD’s Bro DD’s Brother once had to check the spelling
of his young cousin’s homework.
The problem was, the kid didn't know how to spell the word "deck", as in the thing you
keep a pack of playing cards in.
DD’s brother read in horror as the kid wrote things like, "I have a big dick"; "A lot of
people like my dick"; "My mom’s friend likes to sit on my dick".
It was an innocent mistake, but still very alarming to read.
5 – hiccup90 Pringle When Pringle’s sister was still in diapers,
he could tell when she had dropped a stink bomb.
She'd start grunting (and sound like a 90's modem connecting to the internet), and her
face would turn super red.
When she was finally done, she'd get this intense look of relief on her face and grin
like she knew whoever would have to change her would have to deal with that horrific
smell.
4 – alfasophie123 Honeybits The funniest thing Honeybits ever saw a little
kid do was when her little brother found a can of spray paint.
He was playing in his bedroom when Honeybits went to see what he was up to.
When she walked into the room it looked like someone had been murdered so she ran to her
mom saying there's red everywhere.
Her mom found her brother sheepishly holding a can of red spray paint behind his back.
Luckily they cleaned most of the paint off but there are still streaks of it on the wall
and the rug.
Her brother thought it was pretty hilarious but her parents thought otherwise.
3 – GlitchyBrainz Hellbent One Thanksgiving when Hellbent was 8 years
old, his brother rushed into the room out of nowhere, sobbing hysterically to their
Dad that his stomach felt really bad.
‘It hurts so much!' he yelled.
A moment later, Hellbent’s brother let loose the raunchiest, meatiest man-fart he'd ever
heard -- even his Dad looked impressed.
His sobbing expression immediately changed into a cheery grin.
'I feel better!' he chirped, and ran off back to play with his Legos again, leaving Hellbent
and his Dad to just stare at each other in astonishment.
How could something so huge have come from someone so small?
The world may never know.
2 – Skittering_Teeth Melissa When Melissa once worked at a day-care, there
was a little girl that would do a thing called "egg up."
"Egging up" meant she would lay face down in foetal position, with her forehead touching
the floor and her knees tucked under her chest.
Every time she got scared, she would do this.
The problem was that everything scared her.
The shallow end of the pool?
Scary.
The movie theatre?
Terrifying.
Nap time?
Horrific.
The sound of a flushing toilet?
Don't even get her started.
It was never resolved, either.
For the duration of her time at the day-care, it was the norm to see her curled up on
the floor.
Poor eggy.
1 – NARRATOR’S STORY
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
We have another question for you: “What's the dumbest thing your school ever banned?
And why?”
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