WE'RE HERE WITH KHLOE KARDASHIAN, EVERYBODY, NOW
KHLOE, YOU ARE HOSTING THE CANDY CRUSH ALL-STAR TOURNAMENT AND WE
THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE THE PERFECT PERSON TO JUDGE OUR NEW STAFF
COMPETITION, THIS IS EYE CANDY.
>> Reggie: EYE CANDY.
>> James: SO HERE IS WHAT WE DID.
WE HAVE CHALLENGED FIVE MEMBERS OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" STAFF
TO MAKE ARTISTIC INTERPRETATIONS OF MY FACE.
USING ONLY CANDY.
OKAY.
SO WE'RE GOING TO DISPLAY THEM NOW, WE'VE GOT TWO RIGHT HERE,
ONLY ONE OF THEM CAN STAY.
YOU AND I WILL JUDGE.
AND THE ONE THAT WE THINK IS OUT OF THE COMPETITION, YOU WILL
CRUSH WITH THIS MALLET.
>> OKAY.
>> James: AND THEN WE WILL BRING ANOTHER OUT IT IS FUN.
TOM.
HAVE FUN SO FIRST UP, TWO OF OUR WRITERS, THIS IS MOLLY AND TOM,
EVERYBODY.
OKAY, MOLLY.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT YOU HAVE MADE.
>> TV.
>> I THINK IT SPEAKS FOR ISELF.
>> James: WHY AM I WEARING A HAT.
>> BECAUSE YOU ARE BUSINESS ON THE BOTTOM, FESTIVAL ON THE TOP.
LOOK AT YOUR LITTLE GLASTONBURY LOOK.
>> LOOK AT YOUR TEETH.
>> James: I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO ADD EXTRA STUFF.
>> I GAVE YOU A LITTLE-- .
>> James: OKAY, OKAY, SO THAT IS ME THERE, KHLOE, WHAT DO YOU
THINK WITHIN IT'S NICE.
>> James: IT IS NICE, IT IS.
IT VERY POLITE.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT TOM.
TOM, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU BROUGHT.
>> OH WOW.
>> YOU ARE WELCOME.
>> I KNOW IT TO YOU.
>> TOM, THAT IS AMAZING.
>> THAI, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> Reggie: CONAN O'BRIEN.
>> James: HE LOOKS LIKE CONAN O'BRIEN.
>> IN MY DEFENSE, I THOUGHT THE ASSIGNMENT WAS TO MAKE A
SCULPTURE OF A FAVORITE LATE NIGHT HOST.
I MISUNDERSTOOD.
>> James: WHICH ONE ARE YOU GOING TO CRUSH, WHICH ONE IS OUT
OF THE COMPETITION, WHO STAYS IN?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY ARE BOTH REALLY GOOD.
BUT TOM, YOUR IS PISSING ME OFF FOR SOME REASON.
>> James: LET'S CRUSH TOMS, GO FOR IT, TOM, I'M SORRY, TAKE IT
AWAY.
CANDY CRUSH IT OH WOW, OKAY.
YEAH, IT'S CRUSHED, TOM, PLEASE REMOVE IT FROM THE COMPETITION.
NEXT UP WE HAVE OUR POST COORDINATOR MELVIN, MELVIN,
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
>> LET'S DO IT.
>> OH MEL VIP, MELVIN, MELVIN.
>> James: WOW.
CONAN O'BRIEN AGAIN.
>> YOU GOT A K POR KHLOE.
>> THAT IS TRYING TO WIN ME OVER WITH A K FOR KHLOE, BUT THAT'S
NOT GOOD.
OKAY.
MELVIN, HEAR WE GO.
>> James: OH WOW, MOLLY STAYING IN THE COMPETITION,
KHLOE, GIVE IT IT YOUR BEST.
THANK YOU, MELVIN.
LET'S DRING IN-- HONESTLY NO ONE WHO WORKS HERE KNOWS WHAT HE
DOES, WE LOVE HIM, HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED HERE, STU.
>> SINCE 2015.
>> James: HE IS ONE OF THE ABSOLUTE GREAT, EVERYBODY LOVES
HIM.
>> HE HAS 100 PERCENT APPROVAL RATING AND 0% AWARENESS OF WHAT
HE DOES.
>> James: THAT'S TRUE.
HE IS THE CHANCELLOR BINGE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
OKAY.
STU, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU HAVE GOT.
OH [BLEEP].
>> IT IS A MICROBE.
I WAS GOING TO SAY I NEED TO GO INVESTIGATE.
>> James: WOW, GEE, YOU REALLY PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO IT.
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO DO, STU.
>> LIKE FOUR HOURS.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, STU YOU ARE OUT, OKAY, FINALLY, MOLLY
HAS REALLY STAYED IN THE GAME.
>> HOLLY, ARE YOU KILLING IT.
YOU ARE CRUSHING IT.
>> James: THIS IS THE LAST ONE, THERE IS AMY WHO IS A
GRAPHICS PRODUCER HERE AT THE SHOW.
>> U OH.
>> James: WOW YNS YEP.
>> WELL, I THINK WE KNOW WHO WON.
>> James: AMY, THAT IS AMAZING.
HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO DO THIS?
>> LIKE 12 HOURS.
>> James: DID IT REALLY.
>> IS THAT REAL CANDY.
>> James: IT'S REAL CANDY AND I LOVE MY CHEEK BONES.
>> YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR JOB FOREVER.
THEY ARE BETTER THAN THESE, NO OFFENSE, MOLLY, MY GOODNESS.
>> James: I'M LOVING MY CHEEK BONES IN THAT, I REALLY, REALLY
AM, I MIGHT KEEP THAT.
>> I HAVE TO CRUSH MOLLY, I FEEL BAD.
>> >> James: YOU ARE THE EYE
CANDY CHAMPION, THANK YOU, KHLOE, CANDY CRUSH ALL-STAR
TOURNAMENT IS LIVE RIGHT KNOW, CHECK IT OUT.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.