[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A
BRILLIANT STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND A HUGE STAR BACK IN BRITAIN.
HIS NEW SHOWTIME SERIES "JUST ANOTHER IMMIGRANT" FOLLOWS HIM
AS HE TRIES TO GET HIS BIG BREAK IN AMERICA.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP.
>> WHAT ACCENT WOULD YOU LIKE FROM ME?
I CAN GO LIKE.
WE'RE STANDING HERE, THAT'S THE PLAN?
OR WE'RE STANDING HERE, THAT'S THE PLAN?
>> YOU HAVE SPOKEN YET -- >> THE FIRST TIME.
>> THE AMERICAN ACCENT.
>> OKAY.
COOL.
>> ACTION.
>> KEEP CLICKING FOR MORE BUZZ WORTHY CONTENT LIVE AS THEY
HAPPEN.
LET'S TAKE FIVE AND SEE WHAT ELSE.
>> WE'RE JUST GOING TO STAND HERE, THAT'S THE PLAN.
>> CUT!
>> GO WITH THE BRITISH ACCENT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: PLEASE GIVE A WARM
WELCOME TO THE FANTASTIC ROMESH RANGANATHAN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> HELLO, VERY EXCITED TO BE
HERE.
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
ONE OF OUR, I HAVE THREE CHILDREN.
ONE OF OUR CHILDREN WENT MISSING RECENTLY.
DON'T WORRY, WE FIND HIM ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.
IT'S NOT AN APPEAL.
I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE HERE HAS LOT LOST A CHILD FOR A AMOUNT OF
TIME.
IT'S A DIFFERENT SEEN BEFORE YOU LOSE A CHILD AND AFTER YOU LOSE
A CHILD.
WE ARE AT THE THE BEACH AND BEFORE OUR CHILD WEPT MISSING IT
WAS A LOAD OF PEOPLE HAVING A NICE TIME AT THE BEACH.
AFTER OUR CHILD WENT MISSING EVERYONE LOOKED LIKE A CHILD
SNATCHER.
YA, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A BROWN ONE.
ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS.
WE GOT THREE CHILDREN, RIGHT.
WE SALT DOWN ON THE BEACH.
TWO OF OUR KIDS WANTED TO GO DOWN TO THE WATER.
THEY WENT DOWN TO THE WATER.
MY WIFE AND I WERE LEFT WITH OUR REMAINING CHILD.
I TURNED TO HER AND SAID THIS IS WHAT OUR LIVES COULD OF BEEN.
[LAUGHING] >> OH NO, NO.
YOU WANTED TO HAVE MORE.
DIDN'T YOU.
ANYWAYS, WE SIT THERE HAVING A NICE LITTLE HOLIDAY WITH ONE
KID.
THEN ONE -- ONE OF MY OTHER SONS ARRIVES ON HIS OWN.
I SAID TO HIM, WHAT IS GOING ON, MATE?
HE SAID, I THOUGHT, I THOUGHT, I THOUGHT MY BROTHER WAS WITH YOU.
I SAID NO HE'S NOT.
NOW HE'S MISSING.
I SAID TO HIM, HOW COULD HE GO MISSING?
IT'S A STRAIGHT LINE DOWN TO THE WATER.
WE'RE STILL IN VIEW.
IF YOU CONDITION MAKE THAT STRAIGHT WALK BACK TO US YOU
DESERVE TO GO MISSING.
ALRIGHT.
[LAUGHING] >> IF YOU HAVE NOT GOT THE BASIC
SURVIVAL SKILLS TO MAKE IT STRAIGHT UP THE BEACH, THEN
ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY WITH A SEX OFFENDER.
YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO MAKE IT BACK.
ANYWAYS, SO OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE TO START LOOKING FOR HIM.
IT'S A VERY DIFFICULT SITUATION.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR OUR SON.
WE'RE TRYING TO FIND HIM, BUT WE'RE BRITISH SO WE DON'T WANT
ANYONE ON THE BEACH TO KNOW WE LOST OUR SON.
WE ARE WANDERING.
WHERE IS HE?
MY FIRST REACTION WHEN HE WENT MISSING, I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
MY FIRST FEELING WAS ANGER TOWARDS MY WIFE FOR DECIDING TO
HAVE THIS KID IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I THOUGHT, IF WE DIDN'T HAVE HIM WE WOULD BE HAVING A NICE DAY AT
THE BEACH NOW.
NOW WE HAVE TO FIND HIM AND LOOK AROUND FOR HIM.
IT'S DIFFICULT.
YOUR MIND GOES TO WEIRD PLACES.
I'M LOOKING AROUND AND I CAN'T VISUALIZE FINDING HIM AGAIN.
THEN I IMAGINE A LIFE WITHOUT HIM.
I'M WANDERING AROUND THE BEACH.
I GUESS WE GOT TWO KIDS NOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WILL TELL MY MOM.
WE HAVE TO TELL THE POLICE.
WHAT DO WE DO WITH HIS ROOM.
ALL OF THESE THINGS.
ANYWAYS, EVENTUALLY MY WIFE, MY WIFE FINDS HIM AND BRINGS HIM
BACK OVER.
I LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID TO MY WIFE, DID HE CHANGE CLOTHES
WHILE HE WAS GONE?
SHE SAID, NO.
THEN I REALIZED I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A KID WEARING A
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT OUTFIT.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> I'M NOT EVEN LOOKING FOR THE
CORRECT CHILD.
I START FREAKING OUT.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
I'M NOT EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH THE SITUATION.
WHAT IF I WAS ALONE AND HAD TO REPORT THAT TO THE POLICE.
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A LITTLE CHINESE GIRL.
[LAUGHING] >> I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S WEARING
AN ELMO COSTUME.
I SAID TO MY WIFE, THAT WAS A HORRENDOUS HALF HOUR.
SHE SAID THAT WAS EIGHT MINUTES.
I SAID, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
DID YOU LOOK AT THE WATCH.
I BETTER START TIMING, I THINK HE WILL GO MISSING IN A SECOND.
I SAID YOU'RE SO KEY ON THIS INFORMATION.
I WILL BE HONEST, YOU'RE A SUSPECT.
ANYWAYS, WE -- WE, WE FOUND HIM.
WELL DONE, MATE.
LET'S GET YOU AN ICE CREAM.
YOU'RYOU'RE AWARDING THIS KID.
HE WENT MISSING, GAVE US A HORRENDOUS AFTERNOON.
I LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S ENJOYING THE ICE CREAM.
HE'S HAVING A GREAT LITTLE TIME.
I'M THINKING YOU LITTLE.
I THINK, HE PLANNED THIS.
HE PLANNED THIS.
I RECKON HE WAS DOWN TO THE WATER.
HE TURNED TO HIS BROTHER AND SAID I BET I CAN GET MOM AND DAD
TO BUY ME AN ICE CREAM.
I WILL SEE NEW EIGHT MINUTES.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK
YOU SO MUCH.
>> James: ROMESH RANGANATHAN, EVERYBODY.
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